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Unfie's late to the party and finds out there's lycan monks.
[02:19] wtf
[02:19] a lycan monk on the server?
[02:19] Two of them, Unfie
[02:19] ^
[02:19] be back in 5 months -
A short discussion about Temon's shop.
[10:52] The things people sell at Temon astounds me
[10:52] I've seen poison there before <_<
[10:52] I've seen white goop
[10:52] it was worse in v3
[10:52] idiots used to sell level 7-8 scrolls and mithral bars
[10:52] Which you can turn in literally in five minutes for 100g and 25xp per
[10:53] I have seen custom DM loot
[10:53] Which I had just made
[10:53] * Hominid cries -
In a PM with Blank (he gave perms to post)
[07:26.42] Already back at work?
[07:26.49] Yup
[07:26.52] Also
[07:28.06] I had a porcupine run out on me en route. Ran it over. While I was distracted by it and listening to see if I punctured a tire- a deer ran out on the other side and I hit that too >>
[07:28.29] You just have no luck
[07:28.33] I don't suggest logging in today
[07:28.42] I really don't >> -
[15:46] Zool, can you write a script that just takes Blank's gold and gives it to my character? It wouls save a lot of clicking.
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[20:59] [03:27] He's already shit on her twice
[20:59] [03:28] once for each hand!
[20:59] [03:28] <thune|fallout4>yeah, and look who's got a hand-up <–-
[20:59] Normally I'd reply to this but that's pretty damn succinct.
[20:59] "Talk shit, get hit" I think is the quote. Welcome to life without one hand.
[21:01] <thune|fallout4>that was hands down the best reply
[21:01] <thune|fallout4>hands up anyone who thinks I'm right
[21:01] You are marvelous, Thune.
[21:01] Your puns are excellent.
[21:01] <thune|fallout4>talk to the hand, RedGallant
[21:01] Never let anyone tell you I don't love you.
[21:01] I do. I just think you're a ho.
[21:01] <thune|fallout4>don't make me backhand you!
[21:02] Are you going to use your… pimp hand?
[21:02] <thune|fallout4>I would say you got your hand caught in the cookie jar
[21:02] I have to hand it to you, you've got me there.
[21:02] <thune|fallout4>I wouldn't want to force your hand
[21:03] That's still very handy of you, as a turn of phrase.
[21:03] <thune|fallout4>Well, I can't just hand it to you on a platter
[21:03] You'll have to give me a hand, then, I'm not as experienced at this sort of conversation.
[21:06] <thune|fallout4>I wash my hands of this conversation. Its really gotten out of hand. If we're not careful, the heavy hand of Puffy will come and slap us down. She's an old hand at this. Anyway, I have my hands full right now. Its all hands on deck in fallout 4. About to start a massive battle, where I will deliver first hand plays on who is winning. I really have a free hand at this. It goes hand in hand with open world games. Anyway, its time to get those bottlecaps rolling in, hand over fist.
[21:06] <@Tinker> Red Gallant
[21:06] <@Tinker> What is your forum name?
[21:07] RedGallant.
[21:07] <thune|fallout4>>>
[21:07] <thune|fallout4><<
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[21:07] <@Tinker> NOt a word!
[21:07] ><
[21:07] <@Tinker> From any of you :P
[21:07] <thune|fallout4>><
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[21:07] * LM|Concepting hugs Tinker
[21:07] * Puffy just stares
[21:07] <thune|fallout4>#_#
[21:08] Reading this hand conversation.
[21:08] Someone really doesn't want to live long I see.</thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4></thune|fallout4> -
<citizen_bane>olouth, need you ig >.>
I wont be home for another hour my friend
sitting in a train
But I can forum warrior?- You are now known as Echo
<citizen_bane>no need, i can wait until you get your ass home. I will not pull you away from a RL quest train
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hahahaha
hehehehe</citizen_bane></citizen_bane>
- You are now known as Echo
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[13:28] Animating william travail
[13:28] Win moment
[13:28] That wasn't my fault. They demanded I return him.
[13:29] He was heavy.
[13:29] I told them to return Dobby's body to me and I'd give them William in exchange.
[13:29] They refused and told me something or other about not giving his body back, so I did.
[13:29] Lol
[13:29] He was actually mechanically dangerous for the first time too. -
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[13:28] Animating william travail
[13:28] Win moment
[13:28] That wasn't my fault. They demanded I return him.
[13:29] He was heavy.
[13:29] I told them to return Dobby's body to me and I'd give them William in exchange.
[13:29] They refused and told me something or other about not giving his body back, so I did.
[13:29] Lol
[13:29] He was actually mechanically dangerous for the first time too.See, thats just mean, and funny too lmao.
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[23:51] [13:56] <@Puffy> lol
[23:51] [13:56] Celtic
[23:51] [13:56] <@Puffy> What's the fancy name for elves?
[23:51] [13:56] where are you?
[23:51] [13:56] <@Puffy> Tel'Quessir?
[23:51] [13:57] Nexus of Miyantar? (Something like that)
[23:51] [13:57] The Tel'Quessir Puffy
[23:51] [13:57] Under Steel Isle
[23:51] [13:57] <@Puffy> thjx -
[13:57] The Tel'Quessir Puffy
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[02:54] Why do no ladies liek me :(
[02:54] because you're an elf, rel
[02:55] ^
[02:55] you need to have tits to attract women as an elf
[02:55] elf fact #1
[02:55] ^
[02:55] lesbian elves are the only type of elves that get any
[02:55] ^
[02:55] it's a surprise the race hasn't died out -
15:21 : Some DM dropped an unidentified Staff in the Spire Arena.
15:21 : Waited for me to identify it
15:21 : And then took it away :( -
[15:28] No one takes my Verk request seriously
[15:28] Rage be upon him
[15:28] thing is, i can't answer the question polaris raised to me of 'convince me beyond a resonable doubt that making this change will actually do something'
[15:28] Rage be upon him. -
: I need some good anime theme-song gym music
: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0TITLE: -
[11:14] Come team furry, Yiff yiff
[11:14] …
[11:14] wow, Verk
[11:14] Really?
[11:14] <thomas|mibit>Ahahahahaha
[11:15] <thomas|mibit>Verk knows how to get people on his side
[11:15] <thomas|mibit>Everyone app for lycans of Malar
[11:15] <@Puffy> I never thought I would see that day Verk promotoes Furries on CoA
[11:15] All they have to do is get to his safe space
[11:15] i'm gonna yiff you after school if you're not careful, kid….
[11:15] FURRIES DETECTED
[11:15] THIS CHANNEL IS UNCLEAN, PURIFY IT!
[11:15] http://i.imgur.com/C2dTa3E.jpg
[11:16] Promoting Furies didn't work, So an alternative approach is needed
[11:16] <thomas|mibit>there is nothing wrong with pretending to be an animal
[11:16] Furries are actually cool people.
[11:16] The murrsuit fucks, though
[11:16] Those are not real people.
[11:17] Murrsuiters being those guys who dress up as animals, pretend to be animals while in the middle of you know what.
[11:17] They are batshit insane compared to a regular furry.
[11:17] They just took Closer by NiN a bit too literally</thomas|mibit></thomas|mibit></thomas|mibit></thomas|mibit> -
I can see it now Echo
a 1980's montage video
<lord_monotone>Time for a Zet train
of Hazel jumping in a shadow
I wouldn't mind some SD levels
Then karse tackling the wall where the shadow is
Maybe I should get serious with Hazel
And chipping some stone off it
Then Hazel shrouds herself in darkness while dancing
And Karse kicks up a dust storm and kills a cat while falling over
Ye old training montage- Verk has quit ()
well that got dark
hahahah
Then Hazel approaches a goblin and fades in and out of its sight, confusing it, then stabbing it in the back.
Then motions for Karse to do the same on the next goblin
He just walks up to it, stares down then caves its skull in.
And she facepalms
beautiful
<Applefritos> She throws a smokebomb and fades into it
<Applefritos> He throws a smokebomb then tackles the ogre out of it.</lord_monotone>
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CB> Sorry Chomper… some things are just too good to keep secret........
to think verk wanted khamals druid to call lightning on the temple to finish bringing it down while we were in it, but khamal was afk
out of all the luck that happened in our favor, that has to be the absolute best -
[21:49] Where is Khamal?
[21:49] I need to twerk for her
[21:49] afk, letting sunscum live
[21:49] Dodging the SHAME
[21:49] hahahaha
[21:50] KHAMAL, I NEED YOU TO BURN THE TEMPLE DOWN
[21:50] Khamal: Stares at the wall
[21:50] KHAMAL?! KHAMAL?!?!?!
[21:50] Khamal: AFK
[21:50] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoo
[21:51] heroes created by the Oghman on both sides of the wall!
[21:51] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
[21:51] It was something like Hrodyss. Go and show the Furies might and collapse the temple with the blasphemers within
[21:52] i am laughing so hard at that….kham's critical afk timing
[21:52] Why didnt Strider do this?
[21:52] he dont get call lightning or ice storm
[21:52] Strider isn't a druid and therefore doesn't have call lightning
[21:53] He could still summon beasts from the Hullack to swarm Old Town
[21:54] Which doesn't do much to collapse a temple that's already in collapsing danger and full of sun scum
[21:55] Kham uses AFK attack. It's super effective -
04:58 <puffy_work>: mrrr
04:58 <puffy_work>: I need to get better paid
04:58 : How much do you earn an hour?
04:58 <puffy_work>: 115kr
04:58 <puffy_work>: it's really shit
04:58 *** Draco joined #CoA
04:58 <lord_monotone>: WHAT
04:58 <lord_monotone>: Puffy just said shit
04:58 <lord_monotone>: PUFFY SWORE</lord_monotone></lord_monotone></lord_monotone></puffy_work></puffy_work></puffy_work></puffy_work>