Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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Posting your own IRC quotes should be a bannable offense.
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14:31 Gallant rolls around and paws at Savn. Like cat.
14:31 : So with thune gone for 6 motnhs you are picking up the slack and starting with the pawing and nibbling?
14:31 : -_-
14:32 *** Seter joined #CoA
14:33 : Seter, save me from these degenerate perverts
14:33 : ?
14:34 : Gallant is pawing, kitten is lurking, and thune is out there somewhere nibbling
14:34 : I feel very unsafe right now.
14:35 : Now Seter will be Creeping
14:43 : You only feel unsafe because the amatuers are pawing at you.
14:43 : Just wait until I get you big boy.
14:43 : I'll make you feel safe and secure.
14:43 Savn whimpers -
Nibbles Savn
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[15:29] Arclath is a gentleman and a scholar, FearMoho
[15:29] He looks like a sack of potatoes
[15:30] <haer|whereisthisnorth>He tastes like one, too
[15:30] But he's a breakfast cereal!</haer|whereisthisnorth> -
TBH, I learn most of Gav's sex life through reading Lark's journal :P
hahaha Blank!
wlololo
On the one hand
I found out that they slept together the first time from her journal
I want to make a sending for gypsy
But
"Wait a minute, is she talking about me there?" -
[13:47] When my boss warned me that during my shift tonight "The EO" would be paying a visit, and the first thought through my head was "The f**k did we do to get investigated by the Eclestian Order"
[13:48] And then I realized he was talking about the Environmental Operators. -
[13:47] When my boss warned me that during my shift tonight "The EO" would be paying a visit, and the first thought through my head was "The f**k did we do to get investigated by the Eclestian Order"
[13:48] And then I realized he was talking about the Environmental Operators.Our "EO" stands for "Equal Opportunity." They investigate anything that could potentially be seen as racist, sexist, harassment or pretty much anything that could potentially offend someone. Working in law enforcement… I may or may not have been called into their office before and I tell you what... their methods aren't much different than the Eclestian Order..
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People here tend to go on about how you should be "proactive good" a lot, but when I ask them to describe this "proactive good" they describe a villain who finishes his evil monologues with "…and I did it all for the puppies".
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09:59 Verk|Food slaps Zargen around a bit with a large trout
09:59 *** Verk|Food is now known as Verk
10:00 : Hey.
10:00 Zargen rips out a katana and goes after Verk10:03 Ikul holds back Zargen
10:03 : Whoaaa there.
10:03 : Relax.
10:03 : Calm down.
10:03 : Let me go. He deserves it.
10:03 Ikul puts down some plastic foil to catch the blood.
10:03 : NOW go ahead.
10:04 Zargen murders Verk with a katana -
Going through old files and such, I found some IRC quotes. Can't remember which of these were posted already, they were back in 2005 during v3.
<mister_moloch>Like when my PC killed someone once, and they spammed me and called me a "bitch" 500 times.
<mister_moloch>Then I banned them, and they wrote a letter to the DMs asking why.
<mister_moloch>The best was the guy I killed, who told me he was a DM and would ban me if I looted his corpse.
<mister_moloch>I imagine he was surprised when I showed up in the Fugue to yell at him and then booted him.</mister_moloch></mister_moloch></mister_moloch></mister_moloch><wolf_pack>Crosswind wishes he could engage in in-depth angst as much as I do, especially when it involves pigs and various other farm animals.
"So. You're from a farm." "Yeah. Me too. Awful lot of farmboys around here" "You ever see a pig, you know…well, uh...stick...another pig?" "Yeah. Like that boar there is doing?" "Yeah. Wanna, err, do that?" WOW CHICKA WOW WOW....
<wolf_pack>Crap, he's got the logs.</wolf_pack></wolf_pack>Heh Amil can never be lawful
she started CN right?
Yeah, she was CN
I tried to walk the line of neutrality but received an ultimatum
"He will join us or die. We got Death Star!"Marcus died over. And over. And over. And then he said "crosswind, you're just pissed off that you've never managed to kill Marcus with Kale, so shut up". The next day, kale threw marcuses dead body from a catapult.
…Who is Stalin?
The dude on the other side when you play command and conquer red alert as the allies.She also rejected the horribly scarred and mutilated burn victim.
Who was sitting upstairs WITHOUT HIS HELMET ON the other day
Talk about Vader. -
: [17:54] Tara gives him white goo to turn in for XP
: …
: shouldn't it be the other way around?
: or is there something you are trying ot tell us.
<lord_monotone>: ^ HAHAHAHAHA
<dk|prep>: Girls make goo too.
: lmao
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Take a look at timestamps to understand why this is funny.
Context is Zool was trying to resolve why CaptainFantastic's auto-op in #coa wasn't working, so this happens:
[15:00] <@Zool> oh yeah
[15:00] Or not
[15:00] >>
[15:00] <@Zool> you gotta like, identify
[15:00] He needs to identify, and then rejoin
[15:01] And it should a-op him
[15:01] <@Zool> yup
[15:01] <@Zool> just set the auto op flag
[15:01] [censored]
[15:01] gah!
[15:01] >>
[15:01] <verk|foodforumwarrior>you need to put /msg
[15:01] <@Zool> lol
[15:01] <@Zool> better change that password bro
[15:01] yeah…</verk|foodforumwarrior>Now the funny part is here, after Puffy joins:
[15:49] <@Zool> I never have to reblock people like I do with other clients
[15:49] MY LOVE!
[15:49] That's RUDE
[15:50] <@Zool> lol hellz
[15:50] * Puffy hugs Zool
[15:50] <@Zool> jus jokin with ya bro
[15:50] ;-;
[15:50] <@Zool> Hey puffs
[15:50] I thought we were FRIENDS
[15:50] [censored]
[15:50] …
[15:50] <@Zool> friends take jabs at each other
[15:50] um
[15:50] <@Zool> !
[15:50] Two DMs in one day doing that
[15:50] LAUGHING
[15:50] MY
[15:50] <@Zool> AHAHAHAHAHHA
[15:50] What're the odds?
[15:50] FUCKING
[15:50] ASS
[15:50] OFF
[15:50] Two
[15:50] right
[15:50] Two DMS in like an hour doing that looloolol
[15:50] In one day
[15:50] <@Zool> CaptainFantastic: just did thatThe censored bit? Their IRC passwords.
I've never seen this happen, where two different DMs in the same day accidentally leak their passwords. Much less in the same hour.
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In my defense, it took me over two years!
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I call this "The Haunting of Puffy":
[09:12] Puffy you talk scared but
[09:12] it's generally agreed if you saw a v3-era IRC chat
[09:12] you'd be crying in a corner scared
[09:12] =p
[09:12] <@Puffy> HAHAHA
[09:12] haha
[09:12] <@Puffy> Probably
[09:12] hominid
[09:12] get op and boot puffy too
[09:12] HOMINID
[09:12] WUT
[09:13] DOMINOH
[09:13] I think my nickname got de registered so I can't OP
[09:13] lol
[09:13] <@Puffy> …
[09:13] <@Puffy> Hommy
[09:13] get rekt son
[09:13] <@Puffy> You got a phD?
[09:13] Puffy, an idea of how bad it was
[09:13] * MrMagpie is now known as Hominizle
[09:13] I have a log of [removed] talking about sex
[09:13] <@Puffy> No dont wanna see!
[09:13] Not yet Puff
[09:13] <@Puffy> NO
[09:13] <@Puffy> No
[09:13] <@Puffy> NO
[09:13] <@Puffy> NO NO NO
[09:13] <@Puffy> No
[09:13] <@Puffy> No
[09:13] forte
[09:13] <@Puffy> NOoooooo
[09:13] <@Puffy> No
[09:13] * Forte cackles.
[09:13] <@Puffy> Okay? NO
[09:13] <@Puffy> Okay? NO
[09:13] I win!
[09:14] why do you keep all this stuff
[09:14] <@Puffy> I dont wanna know
[09:14] * @Puffy breaks down and weeps
[09:14] Imposter!
[09:14] I have some very sketchy stuff kept in my logs
[09:14] haha
[09:14] >.>
[09:14] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[09:14] <@Puffy> WTF guys! NO
[09:14] <@Puffy> I dont wanna know!
[09:14] <@Puffy> Lalalala
[09:14] <@Savn> no suprise DK. I've seen both gallant and blank rp
[09:14] <@Savn> and you were infected with perversion by both
[09:14] <@Puffy> Ugh, no Savn appeared
[09:15] all we need is BG back
[09:15] * @Puffy throws her arms up in the air
[09:15] Pff
[09:15] You haven't seen anything yet, Savn
[09:15] * DK wiggles her eyebrows at Blank
[09:15] <@Savn> With a topic like this puffster, how did you expect me to stay away
[09:15] <@Puffy> I didn't, I knew it would summon you
[09:16] [09:14] <@Savn> no suprise DK. I've seen both gallant and blank rp
[09:16] lol
[09:16] <@Puffy> My brain
[09:16] <@Puffy> I..
[09:16] <@Puffy> I
[09:16] Gallant lmao man
[09:16] <@Puffy> I…
[09:16] <@Puffy> I think I better log
[09:16] Puffy
[09:16] like day 4 of me being back
[09:16] I come upon Lark
[09:16] Puffy:
[09:16] and I knew I was in CoA cause lesbians were here
[09:16] I mean, Lark's journal was basically a little black book of Graeven and Lark in bed
[09:16] * Hominizle puts on his wizards robe and hat
[09:17] Tara doesn't say what happens at night between her and Darien
[09:17] * Hominizle was kicked by Puffy (Shoo)
[09:17] I didn't even have any input in it
[09:17] Hehe
[09:17] I just woke up one morning and Lark's journal was like "Btw I slept with Graeven"
[09:17] forte knows what that is from
[09:17] And I was like "Oh. Okay."
[09:17] oh god
[09:17] Hold n I'll log into the DM channel
[09:18] is that from the stufff from the Pride?
[09:18] Also check my IP lol
[09:18] I always imagined any of Lark's enemies looking into that journal to OOCly search for hints at any secrets and just being ridiculously confused
[09:18] * Hominizle is now known as Magpie
[09:18] <@Puffy> right
[09:18] <@Puffy> I am gonna go
[09:19] * DK gives Puffy some cold kanelbulle and milk in a cannister
[09:19] [09:14] why do you keep all this stuff
[09:19] * Hominid latches onto Puffy's leg
[09:19] Because I'm Fortepedia.
[09:19] <@Puffy> No thanks I dont wanna know what those hands types
[09:19] You can't escape!
[09:19] * @Puffy shakes Hominid off
[09:19] >u>
[09:19] STAY AND MEET WITH ME
[09:19] yes I should return home aswell then I can go ig to fall through more floors
[09:19] Like legit in v3 people would just ask me about x on y day involving z players or chars
[09:19] <@Puffy> Meet with you?!
[09:19] and I'd go find it
[09:19] <@Puffy> Right, am gonna go
[09:19] <@Puffy> I need to cook
[09:20] DONT GO PUFFY
[09:20] <@Puffy> and hope I forget this conversation here
[09:20] Puffy
[09:20] You won't
[09:20] <@Puffy> No I will never return!
[09:20] <@Puffy> Like I left TS
[09:20] <@Puffy> >_>
[09:20] One of these days I am gonna track down those Erihn/Marati logs
[09:20] Verk has a wi\ards robe and hat
[09:20] And you won't be able to comment on anyone's dirty hands anymore! -
Next on Geek Talks. Rust monsters. You know 'em, you hate 'em, but should they be banned?
Nah. Just get naked, SwiftyWillownall
Many argue that rust monsters paired with our metal outfits might lead some viewers to worry about a "r" rating.
Lol
But are they really -that- dangerous? Find out, at 7.
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Awesome, haha!
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[20:23] verk is level 13?
[20:23] DM's should do something about that:twisted:
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[04:28] [10:14] <savn|mobile>Team nature and team faur and pet need to unite vs hardcastle exploitation(magpie and blank)
[04:28] whut
[04:29] team faur as in the notorious team fugue?
[04:29] <savn|mobile>Faur and pets is kinda like coon and friends
[04:30] <savn|mobile>And like cartman i will awaken something ancient to crush you</savn|mobile></savn|mobile></savn|mobile> -
MrMagpie verk
MrMagpie write report plz
Tinker verk have you written that report yet?
MrMagpie Lord HC wants to see it
Verk No, and the more i get bugged about it the less likely i am to do it
ElvenStarr Verk doesn't write reports he has people to do that for him
Tinker You wont do it anyway
SlusheCanHasResetPlz Verk, how's that report coming?
MrMagpie Verk
SlusheCanHasResetPlz <3
MrMagpie wer dat report at bro
<–| Verk has left #coa
SlusheCanHasResetPlz LOL
Tinker Slushie
SlusheCanHasResetPlz Tinker? >_>
Tinker Go write the report
SlusheCanHasResetPlz T_T
-->| Puffy has joined #coa
SlusheCanHasResetPlz Puffehhh
MrMagpie Puffy:
SlusheCanHasResetPlz <- can has plz?
Puffy Where's my report?
SlusheCanHasResetPlz !
MrMagpie LOL
Puffy I looked all over the forums
Tinker haha
MrMagpie AHAHAH
SlusheCanHasResetPlz hahahaha -
I was searching the forums this morning for it actually