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This is me explaining to Lord of Mushrooms how CoA has changed over the past year.
Mushroom So many people I don't know.
17:33 Mushroom So many people I will have to infect
17:33 Neolithic The big ass red dragon that killed the old King of Cormyr came back with a vengeance, tore shit up, left a legion of undead, rebel groups everywhere.
17:33 Mushroom omg really?
17:33 Neolithic Kinda chaotic, really.
17:34 Mushroom Over the past several years chaos has been growing
17:34 Neolithic Yeah. Arabel's essentially got a dictator now that doesn't give a shit about the city unless it affects his public image.
17:34 Mushroom Hahaha
17:34 Neolithic Red Harts got kicked out.
17:34 Mushroom Its gone down that far?
17:34 Mushroom Pfft, had it come'n
17:34 Neolithic Tieflings everywhere.
17:34 Neolithic Though that's no surprise.
17:34 Mushroom Wearing helmets?
17:35 Mushroom Ooh, pot helms?
17:35 Neolithic All day errday.
17:35 Mushroom Too cool
17:35 Mushroom Druids still dead?
17:35 Mushroom Wait, rewind
17:36 Mushroom What happened to Arabel's well loved Lady Lord?
17:36 Neolithic Yeah, the glade doesn't even exist anymore on the map. There are two right now who are based out of the swamps. Pretty cool folks.
17:36 Neolithic You mean Lady Lol - I mean Lhal?
17:36 Mushroom Yah
17:36 Neolithic Bitch got her arm ripped off and sent packing to Eveningstar with the Harts.
17:36 Mushroom LOLOLOLOLOL
17:36 Neolithic By the dragon, no less.
17:36 Mushroom See, I told those young'uns to not leave the Kingdom
17:37 Mushroom Look where it got the city
17:37 Neolithic I know, right?
17:37 Mushroom How is Arabel even standing still?
17:38 Mushroom And Lhal had to run back to Cormyr? Even after that civil war business?
17:38 Mushroom lawlz
17:38 Neolithic Nah, she isn't with Cormyr now.
17:38 Neolithic She still wants this "Free State" thing.
17:38 Mushroom gawd
17:38 Neolithic But the new guy, Kreswell, is like, "I'm just gonna chill in the palace with my concubines all day."
17:38 Neolithic "Ain't gonna do shit unless I need to."
17:39 Mushroom So this is the world everyone fought and died for
17:39 Mushroom That Phoenix king was a dick
17:40 Neolithic Yeah.
17:40 Mushroom He just vanish as well?
17:40 Neolithic Took over, then said, "NO SLEEP 'TILL SUZAIL."
17:40 Neolithic And I think he died.
17:40 Mushroom LOLOL
17:40 Mushroom This is too good
17:40 Mushroom Oh, big thing
17:40 Neolithic Phoenix Legion totally died, and those who were left in Arabel basically joined the "Free State" stuff.
17:41 Mushroom What happened to Eastway?
17:41 Neolithic OH.
17:41 Mushroom Is my tavern still there?
17:41 Neolithic DUDE.
17:41 Neolithic TRASHED.
17:41 Mushroom oaghuoaaosfwnkgoagiorklwe
17:41 Mushroom WHAAAAT
17:41 Neolithic The inn is still there.
17:41 Mushroom Oh
17:41 Neolithic It's like the only useable building there.
17:41 Mushroom Cool
17:41 Mushroom Screw the town
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17:42 Neolithic Mutated green dragon came out of the Hullack pissed off because of the Sheriffs and threw stones all over everyone.
17:42 Mushroom Did they ever make an NPC hamson?
17:42 Neolithic I don't think so.
17:42 Mushroom Oh, that thing. WHOOPS
17:42 Mushroom Boo
17:43 Mushroom But at least my legacy is still alive
17:43 Neolithic For sure.
17:43 Mushroom So, what I'm understanding is this
17:43 Mushroom Everything is on fire
17:44 Neolithic Pretty much.
17:44 Mushroom and emmigration laws for Tieflings were thrown out the window
17:44 Neolithic Yeah.
17:44 Mushroom Sweet
17:44 Mushroom The world of Arabel needs Mushroom
17:44 Neolithic Mhm.
17:44 Mushroom I will stamp out this chaos
17:44 Bable totally does
17:44 Mushroom The mushroom way
17:45 Neolithic I'm walking around with a Half-Dragon right now, and the only repercussion is that everyone is gawking at me.
17:45 Mushroom jwowijaddkeeneodne
17:45 Mushroom Back in my day
17:45 Mushroom We'd have formed mobs to burn you alive
17:45 Neolithic I SHOULD BE GETTING LYNCHED ON DAY ONE.
17:45 Neolithic Yeah.
17:45 Mushroom But when you beat us all down we'd worship you as a god
17:45 Mushroom Then plot in the ruins beneath the city
17:45 Bable everyone knows the colour coding nowadays
17:46 Mushroom Pfft
17:46 Mushroom Is nothing sacred? -
[02:34] <drip|sleep>You know you live in a ghetto shit hole when some crack whore steals 20 bucks out of your hand at 2 in the morning in front of walmart
[02:35] What are you doing waving around money outside walmart at 2 am?
[02:36] <drip|sleep>I wasn't, I pulled it out of my pocket to make sure I had it and BAM! Bye bye Crack whore, and hello increase knee pain trying to chase after her
[02:38] You're right. You do live in a ghetto shit hole.
[02:38] But you still need to make some changes if you're outrun by a crackwhore.
[02:38] Dude
[02:38] <drip|sleep>I totalled my car on Sunday, I am still recovering from that
[02:39] Trying to catch a crackwhore is next-to-impossible.
[02:39] Fuckers are hasted monks</drip|sleep></drip|sleep></drip|sleep> -
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slaps Bable around
Roleplayers detected!
What are you playing now Bable?
Still Apep
no one can read
not even caek
gaypep more like
pew pew
lol
gaypep lolz
better than thomas Bhastard
thomas assturd
Deep burns, 24/7 -
@Dr.Penguin's:
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Should have named him Crag. He gets ganked and releveled every six months.
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The Death of AWESOMEMAN
Edited by Yardsale; Sadly, crossing out the swearing doesn't negate the fact that this was a display of poor judgement
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This made my wife's day…
[14:28] character name Seth Steel, forum name ketan_viper
[14:28] That's your wife?
[14:28] yup
[14:28] Ketan is not a GUY?
[14:29] wtf
[14:29] lmao
[14:29] I'll check
[14:29] last I checked she was female -
Ketan is a man's name in my country.
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Discussing getting an item of Kreswell's to use in a curse:
[11:32] just ask a bloodtsone dealer if you can borrow five coins for cup of herbal tea.
[11:32] haha
[11:33] get you some of kresswells gold real quik
[11:33] could suck out a commoners soul, thats kreswells, not really intimate though
[11:34] you hate kreswell don't you O_O
[11:34] not really
[11:34] I just know him
[11:35] get some saliva from the tongue of maleen. that must have touched kresswell arse plenty of times by now
[11:35] ROFL
[11:35] probly find some hairs there in fact
[11:35] easy
[11:35] that's disgusting :D -
[14:07] I mean, even if he was one of the 2% of men that aren't into lesbianism, if she had been honest, he'd probably have gone along to run the video camera or something.
[14:09] I'm not into lesbianism.
[14:09] =/
[14:09] good job Unstoppable
[14:09] Me either…
[14:10] my 13-yr-old son is totally into it.. he keeps doing google & youtube searches for it -
[17:59] Verk!
[17:59] You need to stay on for a few more hours, so that I can do coooool plotz wit chu.
[18:03] * Verk (hunterkill@nmvg83-568-14-841.range71-75 ... alplus.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) -
Haha my router decided to disconnect
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19:05 MANGOMANGOMANGO
19:05 MANGOThe above is a reference to our safe word in case EoF's DM event really made me start tripping out from all the imagery. Hilarious at the time.
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You always need a safe word for EoF's quests.
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I'm never letting EoF put anything in my mouth again >.<
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[09:54] Ack girlfriend just showed
[09:54] I must hide my shame
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15:27 Abby promotes donkey to councillor so she can beat Verks up
15:29 *** Donkeypuffy is now known as CouncillorDonkey
15:29 CouncillorDonkey beats Verk up in public cause she is superior
15:39 : Erih made councillor?
15:39 : Yah
15:39 : OoOoOOoOoOoo
15:39 : I promoted her so she can beat up Verk
15:40 : This promotion has been Dox approved. -
I, uh, I just spun my office char around really fast fast because I'm bored
and I stopped it with my foot instantly. . and I just threw up on my carpet
*** Eraamion quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
chair. .yeah, I meant chair
<la_noir_writing||work>...
<la_noir_writing||work>Dude
pro move!
I'm going to go change
<thomas|mirc>trololol
and shower</thomas|mirc></la_noir_writing||work></la_noir_writing||work> -
not surprised Eraamion quit after hearing something like that!
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: I'm organizing a tanks union, and we're going to protest druid/bards
: The closest was probably the lizardfolk who was trying to be a shaman.
: I didn't think in going that low… I meant as doom to drown them or to make them jump a bridge
: also sorc/barbs, among others
: Yeah. Very nearly had Alice try to join.
: Wizard/Barbarian.
: Or Wizbarian.
: Rage mage.
: Angry arcanist.
: It helped that her fellow Fey Touched Fyan was in the guild at the time.. and like i said, she was a very booky/research based druid.
: ROFL WIZBARIA
: rage mage! LOL
: Mad magician.
: i love that
: actually, it'd work... I mean: swashbuckler kind
: I'm very angry! also very weak!
: go wiz with a rapier
: No.
: I'd make him really buff.
: Carry around a massive sword.
: eat my books! let me cut them to yo
: Be Vanos' apprentice.
<gloomy_sunday>: Conan the librarian
: -Yes-.
: ROFL]</gloomy_sunday>