Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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Not irc but an ic convo - was meaningful to all involved.
Kuldar: [he stares across at the items laid out, muttering]
Cabbages: Seppekim?
Kuldar: [he moves across and stands on his customary tile eyes down studying the floor about him]
Kuldar: Clangeddin says honour the Lord of Twin Axes in word, deed and battle
Cabbages: Seppekim seppeki seppeki Seppekim
Kuldar: [he gives a glacially slow nod] Clangeddin says master wisdom in battle
Cabbages: Seppekim?
Kuldar: Clangeddin says master the forge [he shrugs equally slowly]
Cabbages: Seppeki?
Cabbages: looks at Kuldar in genuine interest at the exchange of words
Kuldar: Clangeddin says kill evil giantkin wherever possible, actively hunt hill giants [he returns his gaze to the floor seeking solace from the tiles]
Cabbages: nods in agreement
Cabbages: Seppeki
Kuldar: [he gives a slow nod and a grunt]
Cabbages: Seppeki seppeki, seppeki?
Cabbages: inquires Cabbages
Kuldar: [he glances to his right] Clangeddin says never waver in the rface of adveersity, never surrender
Cabbages: Seppeki? Seppeki seppeki
Kuldar: [he shifts his pack, adjusting the position on his back]
Kuldar: Clangeddin says make the dwaarves ever stronger on the battlefield
Cabbages: Seeppppeeekiii?
Cabbages: Seppeki seppeki, seppeki. Seppekim seppeki seppeki seppeki. Seppeki, seppeki seeeppppeekiii
Cabbages: Ryd seppekim
Cabbages: shakes his head
Cabbages: Ryd ryd Seppekim
Kuldar: [he continues with his litany throughout, raising his voice on occasion to emphasise a point]
Kuldar: Clangeddin says never waver in the face of adversity [ he nods to cabbages with a sigh]
Cabbages: Seppeki. Seppeki seppekim seppeki
Cabbages: waves to Kuldar as he passes smiling at his new friend -
Eraamion divulges the full lyrics to a certain song.
[03:44] Also, Gmork, Tinker, I have got an amazing bard song!
[03:45] Care to see?
[03:45] <@Tinker> Sure
[03:46] Gond goes Grease / Helm goes Shield / Torm goes Aid / and Sune goes Heal
[03:46] Shar goes Shades / Lolth goes Web / Mask goes Daze / and Fzoul goes Weird
[03:46] But there is one sound / That no one knows / What does the Savn say?
[03:46] Bane goes Doom / Tyr goes Hold / Grazzt goes Gate / and Hlal goes Knock
[03:46] Garl goes Light / Sseth goes Scare / Hoar goes Dirge / and Thoth goes Flare
[03:46] But there is one sound / That no one knows / What does the Savn say?
[03:46] Ganking-ganking-king-king-king / Hastee-hastee-hastee-ho! / Knockdown-own-own-own-own-knock! / What does the Savn say?
[03:46] Ganking-ganking-king-king-king / Hastee-hastee-hastee-ho! / Knockdown-own-own-own-own-knock! / What does the Savn say?
[03:46] Gorm goes Keen / Set goes Harm / Bel goes Fear / and Thard goes Drown …
[03:47] * Eraamion bows
[03:47] The only monosyllabic deities and spells I could not squeeze in are Task and Bless. :(
[03:48] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
[03:48] This is the melody. -
Love it!
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Some days.. or most days?
[13:45] Puffy Dont people get that sometimes you just wanna wear a smelly t-shirt, play games past midnight and not see the sun for a few days?
[13:45] Voss ^
[13:46] Voss My life.
[13:46] Verk ^
[13:46] Puffy ^_^ <3
[13:46] Mortui Yeeeep, that's how you feel good -
What about those who don't bother wear clothes for days when on vacation? :D
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Old town is the girl who posts on facebook that she's incredibly upset and when someone asks why she says she doesn't want to talk about it
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[13:09] Blank> Forte
[13:09] Blank> I was on the fence before but-
[13:09] Blank> Shit. I really like Dany now.
[13:09] Applefritos> Dany?
[13:09] Applefritos> Context?
[13:10] Hominid> dwagons
[13:10] Blank> Daenerys
[13:10] Applefritos> Oh
[13:10] Applefritos> lol
[13:10] Blank> Just finished Ep4 of Season 3
[13:10] Applefritos> She got dem nips tho
[13:10] SteveLichman> Damn blank, you are tearing through that XD
[13:10] Blank> Binging hard
[13:12] Forte> He relaly is.
[13:12] SteveLichman> What did you think of the end of episode 3?
[13:13] AmarantWORK> Dany's my RL name. I feel flattered, Blank. :P
[13:13] khammy> I was watching about 2 episodes a day
[13:13] Forte> Back last year when my net was shitting itself for a month, I went through King of the Hill, all 11 seasons, within a week. And last year I did Korra in a week roughly.
[13:13] AmarantWORK> When I start a TV show I watch 15 hours of episodes a day until I catch up. .
[13:14] Hominid> ...
[13:14] Hominid> How is that even possible
[13:14] SteveLichman> Oh, and in 5, you find out who that guy whose been messing with theon really is
[13:14] Forte> if you ain't got shit to do...
[13:14] AmarantWORK> I can watch it at work.
[13:14] Forte> ^
[13:14] SteveLichman> any guesses so far Blank?
[13:14] Forte> Blank didn't read the books afaik.
[13:14] Forte> So. >>
[13:14] AmarantWORK> Sometimes I work 15 hours a day and I got my laptop at work so.. :P
[13:14] Hominid> wtf kind of jobs do you people have that let you do that
[13:14] Forte> To book readers, it was clearly obvious.
[13:15] Applefritos> Amarant owns his store.
[13:15] AmarantWORK> Job that pays, arn't legal, but you can play nwn or watch movies. :P
[13:15] Applefritos> So he just gets the plebs to do the work.
[13:15] SteveLichman> A lot of things are more obvious when you have PoV chapters where you can read characters thoughts and only relevant information is shown
[13:15] Forte> One of the best eps of season 1, A Golden Crown.
[13:15] Forte> Seeing Viserys getting wrekt is one of the best moments ever.
[13:17] Blank> Hominid
[13:17] Blank> I am a teacher and it's summer right now
[13:17] Blank> I ain't gotta do shit
[13:17] Hominid> Maybe I should become a teacher
[13:18] Blank> Til next month
[13:18] * Citizen_Bane (Notandi@82.221.mpt.ty) Quit (Read error: No route to host)
[13:19] AmarantWORK> What do you teach Blank?
[13:19] Hominid> I wonder how much those cushy private high schools pay science teachers
[13:19] Blank> English
[13:19] AmarantWORK> To kids or adults?
[13:20] Blank> Mostly college students, but I do private tutoring a couple times a week with some kids
[13:20] AmarantWORK> Nice
[13:23] Blank> Steve, I only met that dude this episode
[13:23] Blank> So I dunno anything about him yet
[13:23] SteveLichman> wait, I thought he showed up in 2
[13:23] SteveLichman> and then had his main stuff in 3
[13:23] Blank> Maybe at the end of 2
[13:23] Blank> And I'm not overly fond of Cleon, so I don't care much :P
[13:24] SteveLichman> Showed up in 2 and 3 acctually
[13:24] SteveLichman> did quite a bit in 3
[13:24] SteveLichman> just checking the wiki
[13:24] Forte> "Private tutoring"
[13:24] Forte> I've been on porn sites, I know what that means.
[13:24] Forte> ESPECIALLY WITH YOU INVOLVED.
[13:25] Blank> My private tutoring is with a 7 year old disabled orphan boy, Forte >>
[13:25] AmarantWORK> .....Who knows with you >>
[13:25] AmarantWORK> :P
13:26] AmarantWORK> You might have an eye on his moth-- ugh. On his guardian? >.>
[13:27] Blank> Nah. Though- you remember that I moved to a new apartment with vastly superior internet this week?
[13:28] AmarantWORK> Yes?
[13:28] Blank> I have two Chinese ladies as roommates now. They're both pretty fine and don't wear much around the house >>
[13:28] Blank> It's quite a nice living arrangement I find
[13:28] AmarantWORK> :D
[13:29] AmarantWORK> You'll have to go whisper in some room with one of them.
[13:30] * FearMoho gets the sexual awareness cow ready
[13:30] AmarantWORK> :D
[13:31] khammy> ...
[13:31] khammy> wtf
[13:31] khammy> 2 Chinese ladies?
[13:31] FearMoho> Don't get jealous khammy
[13:32] Blank> I live in China khammy. Chinese roomies aren't hard to come by >.>
[13:33] khammy> Do they have boyfriends?
[13:33] Blank> Indeed they do
[13:33] khammy> Sux for u
[13:34] Blank> Yes, yes it does
[13:35] khammy> sweet and sour, baby
[13:36] khammy> boom shaka
[13:36] FearMoho> Stop being a perv, khammy
[13:36] Forte> wtf kham
[13:36] Forte> do I have to get mamma to come home to paddle you?
[13:36] khammy> be the panda in their garden, baby
[13:36] Forte> you ain't too big to get your ass whipped
[13:37] FearMoho> It's okay, Forte
[13:37] FearMoho> You don't need to get Echo|work
[13:37] FearMoho> I will do it
[13:37] FearMoho> >__>
[13:37] khammy> >>
[13:38] FearMoho> Aww, khammy quietened down :c
[13:38] khammy> order up some kong pao beef ^-^
[13:39] * FearMoho bends khammy over his knee and spanks her 'til the cows come home
[13:39] FearMoho> Bad!
[13:39] * khammy is a degenerate
[13:39] Blank> "Stuff the dumplings" is a common one over here
[13:40] FearMoho> khammy just needs some punishment
[13:40] * FearMoho waggles eyebrows
[13:40] khammy> lmao
[13:40] khammy> I want Blank's roommates to punish me
[13:40] * khammy mic drop
[13:41] FearMoho> o.o
[13:41] * khammy hides from Puffy
[13:41] Forte> More like Blank's going to offer to make them Cream of Sum Yun Gai.
[13:41] khammy> ...
[13:42] khammy> Thats old and cliche
[13:42] khammy> Sheesh
[13:42] khammy> I'm hungry for chinese now
[13:43] Forte> It's a classic.
[13:44] * khammy waits for it
[13:47] Forte> What?
[13:48] Blank> She wants you to make a comment on her "hungry for chinese" comment
[13:49] khammy> ^
[13:49] khammy> do it
[13:50] FearMoho> I'll give you my spring roll, khammy
[13:50] FearMoho _
[13:50] AmarantWORK :o
[13:51] khammy ugh
[13:51] khammy disappointing
[13:51] Blank (It's more like a chopstick in Forte's case)
[13:51] AmarantWORK Lol
[13:51] AmarantWORK Blank saved it.
[13:51] Forte More like black angus sausage, compared to your white rice offering.
[13:51] Forte And besides, kham, why would you want Chinese? You'll be hungry again 30m later.
[13:52] khammy LMAO
[13:52] khammy Forte wins
[13:53] Forte Damn right.
[13:57] * @Puffy ahems
[13:57] @Puffy Children..
[13:57] Forte Cheese it, it's the Fuzz! -
sharkinajar>: just don't litter
sharkinajar>: problem solved?
Echo>: problem solved.
sharkinajar>: if you find something on a quest
sharkinajar>: and don't want it
sharkinajar>: and no one wants it
sharkinajar>: either just
sharkinajar>: leave it in the quest instance
sharkinajar>: cuz it'll go away
sharkinajar>: or just toss it in a bin
sharkinajar>:
Echo>: sharkinajar nailed it.
Puffy>: Basically
thomas|mIRC>: sharkinajar> leave it in the quest instance
thomas|mIRC>: sharkinajar> cuz it'll go away
thomas|mIRC>: sharkinajar> or just toss it in a bin
thomas|mIRC>: voice Sharkinajar
thomas|mIRC>: voice Sharkinajar
ChanServ has given voice to sharkinajar
thomas|mIRC>: op
ChanServ has given op to thomas|mIRC
Puffy worships SharkinaharofWisdom
thomas|mIRC>: Speak more of this wisdom
Puffy>: Oh wise shark
sharkinajar>: Yeah, just put your litter in the trashbin, where thomas|mIRC's mom lives
Puffy>: The preacher has spoken!
thomas|mIRC>: Oh you asshole
TwistingWinds>: hahahahah
thomas|mIRC>: `kick Sharkinajar
sharkinajar was kicked by ChanServ ((thomas|mIRC) No reason given) -
[18:59.15] thomas|mIRC It's perfectly okay for druids to sell leather goods
[18:59.24] thomas|mIRC not like crocodiles are an endangered species
[18:59.27] thomas|mIRC or some shit
[18:59.35] Gloomy_Sunday plus I already gave you all my gold Khammy!
[18:59.39] chomper are u kidding me thomas?
[18:59.55] chomper The druids are contributing to global warming by killing
the crocs which breathe in the C02 to keep it out of the atmosphere
[19:00.31] SinisterPlank Innocent animals exist to be slaughtered for profit.
It's the circle of life.
[19:00.42] thomas|mIRC I...
[19:00.43] thomas|mIRC>What?
[19:00.44] thomas|mIRC Chomper
[19:00.45] thomas|mIRC wtf -
< Echo> i should also warn you that we have a DM named Sandman so people might get confused
< TwistingWinds> When he logs back in he should be near you
< TwistingWinds> I was a little bit!
< MrSandMan> Oh damn really
< MrSandMan> Is he active?
< Echo> Yes
< MrSandMan> Shit.
< Echo> >.>
< MrSandMan> Can I like.... challenge him to a game of chess for it or something...
< Echo> snnrrrrrk
< MrSandMan> Bahahaha
< MrSandMan> Okay I'll need a new name for CoA then.
< MrGeek_afk> Go SnowMan. Tis the season
< Echo> didnt we have a SNowman DM years and years agoo
< Echo> like.. 10?
< TwistingWinds> That was snowstorm
< Echo> ooohhh right
< TwistingWinds> She was awesome
< MrSandMan> MrSnowMan
< MrSandMan> Hrmmm
< TwistingWinds> MrSnowJob
< TwistingWinds> MrSnowGlobe
< MrSandMan> MrFreeze?
< Forte> We had Snowstorm and StrawMan, Echo.
< Echo> rightright
< Echo> it's liek with my students names, after this many years, they all run togheter
*Echo really shouldnt be typing
< TwistingWinds> I say that about my little black book
< Echo> hahahaha omG!!!! -
[17:14] i felt so awesome
[17:14] * Quits: Unfie (Mibbit@531-937-76-495.fttp.sta.comporium.net) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[17:14] And become GODS
[17:14] standing up to 4 people solo
[17:14] right at the edge of the pool
[17:14] Thune master of pvp
[17:15] * Joins: Unfie (Mibbit@531-937-76-495.fttp.sta.comporium.net)
[17:15] and getting utterly owned so badly
[17:15] Those damned Guardian Spirits
[17:15] I remember fighting CB's Janni in the sewer.
[17:15] Oh right, you had an Aenima elf on your side
[17:15] For 10 minutes
[17:15] Waiting for Thune
[17:15] But help never came
[17:15] what?
[17:15] Me?
[17:15] Fight CB?
[17:15] What am I, Stupid?
[17:15] I couldn't fight Orin
[17:15] You left me scum
[17:15] Never forgive
[17:16] How to fight CB
[17:16] lol
[17:16] Might as well just walk up and stab myself
[17:16] I'll come out with more GP and potions at the end
[17:16] * Joins: Peons (Mibbit@amav45-855-38-228.range57-612.btcentralplus.com)
[17:16] CB can be Cheese-ganked. Just make sure you get him on the first try >.>
[17:16] lol
[17:16] You nerds are too scared.
[17:16] angry CB
[17:16] Might aswell give him the win:P
[17:17] Angry CB eats SinisterPlank or Dobby for breakfast
[17:17] CB has this policy that he will only cheese you if you cheese him first.
[17:17] Which is usually why he always cheeses Blank
[17:17] Should rename Blank
[17:17] to Brie
[17:17] Yup -
19:58 Voss If the Rowanmantle are going to war I'm so ready.
19:58 Voss animates dead
20:23 Edin_ChristmasDinner No.
20:23 Edin_ChristmasDinner * Spray bottle. *
20:23 Edin_ChristmasDinner Bad House Mage!
20:24 Voss * Hiss *
20:24 Voss crawls under his bed on all fours. -
[13:09] CB_Work> I also had a concept for a saucy elven pirate criminal mastermind, so there's that
[13:09] Polaris> female?
[13:09] CB_Work> 'course
[13:09] Polaris> Your warforged app is denied.
[13:10] CB_Work> I talk too much -
[13:25] CB_Work> Well, i lsot a RL pvp recently
[13:25] MrPenguin-Phil> thats called a fight CB
[13:25] CB_Work> Was defeated by the tiniest of creatures actually.
[13:26] Polaris> lol
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> polaris
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> im bored ig
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> do something with/to me
[13:26] Polaris> Go hump a warforged
[13:26] Polaris> I r scripting
[13:26] CB_Work> I offered to put my step daughter to sleep while gf was at school, she came home to this: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24862641_10155218203948131_1529185373910719198_n.jpg?oh=46a224f7759ebe17533f8ab2a5ac3a24&oe=5AF75FD9
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> everyone is scrub tier level
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> jesus cb
[13:26] Thune> half success
[13:26] MrPenguin-Phil> i just grew a vagina and you made me wet
[13:27] Thune> ...
[13:27] CB_Work> ......
[13:27] Thune> this also goes on IRC quotes
[13:27] MrPenguin-Phil> uhh
[13:27] MrPenguin-Phil> i mean
[13:27] MrPenguin-Phil> damnit
[13:27] MrPenguin-Phil> include the picture please
[13:27] CB_Work> I don't think there's any coming back from that....
[13:27] Thune> shush you vagina -
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Khammy: I'm reading the bo monk stats
Khammy: I can't figure it out
Khammy: I'm not mechanical
Verk: Khammy will make a monk of the greedy fist
Verk: Monk Code
Verk Cannot do anything unless there is loot
Hellzyeah: What do you need help with khammy
Verk: Loot is everything, To have loot is to transcend
Khammy: stfu verk -
The die is cast!
TwistingWinds
same here.
I need moral guidance
You need an exorcism
and your asking Twisting for it?
ahahaha
Your asking Slushie for Moral Guidance?
I know right? ahahahaha
: >_> I hate all of you.
That's like listening to the devil on your shoulder :P -
Not really IRC anymore but sagely advise nonetheless
Forte: MAMACON4 = ALl is well. MAMACON3 = Start evacuations. MAMACON2 = Everybody except Hubby and I flee. MAMACON1 = We are fleeing.
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FearMohoToday at 13:24
FearMoho
wow
No one did anything for me
After all of my support and/or harrassment
SpiffyToday at 13:25
Anime
Messenger GirlBOTToday at 13:25
best anime is overlord
SpiffyToday at 13:25
A+
Berry CuckleToday at 13:25
that's because no one likes you @FearMoho
Skulduggery (She/Her)Today at 13:25
Oh no...
Spiffy learned the secret
PuffyToday at 13:25
@FearMoho try again
FearMohoToday at 13:25
FearMoho
Messenger GirlBOTToday at 13:25
This is a PG13 server
DracoSToday at 13:25
overlord rocks
FearMohoToday at 13:25
rip
Berry CuckleToday at 13:25
LOL
DracoSToday at 13:25
puffy
Messenger GirlBOTToday at 13:25
Best DM
SpiffyToday at 13:25
Looooool
DracoSToday at 13:25
:3c:
PuffyToday at 13:25
I DIEDAH MAN
Berry CuckleToday at 13:25
Well played
PuffyToday at 13:25
XDDDDDDDDDD
FearMohoToday at 13:26
:RIP: -