Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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: CB's like a hamster.
11:02 : He just runs in a wheel to quest.
11:02 : For other CoAers.
11:03 : And then when they've reached their levels.
11:03 : He's put back into a cage.
11:03 : Which angers him.
11:03 : So he turns to evil.
11:03 : And starts mauling his erstwhile friends.
11:03 : Until sadly he is put down… -
slightly off-topic cause it's a forum post, not IRC but this is the best place for it
"PS Do not try to send your wyrm guard to stop me or I shall use my cunning grasp of your legal system to make a mackerel of you!"
/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154961Love it. whether intentional or auto-correct.
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[09:22] Ponies1, what grants more xp, red hair, raven hair or blonde?
[09:22] i'm "concepting"
[09:22] No one likes red heads
[09:22] blond hair -
I will give more xp to redheads. Just sayin'.
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[17:06] Muse see you guys this afternoon later
[17:06] liotus brb yall .. and FREYA IS HAWTER!
[17:06] |<– liotus has left irc.darkmyst.org (Client Quit)Speaking of red heads, funny thing to walk into on IRC.
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: Correcting peoples typos and shit like he was an english teacher with some passive aggresive tones
09:08 : LOL
09:09 <amox_donotawake>: Occasionally let one fly just to keep people on their toes
09:09 <amox_donotawake>: This is why you don't show your skills in english off.
09:09 <amox_donotawake>: You don't get asked to do stuff
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: I mean, look at me.
09:10 : i know right
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: No one expects anything and they're not discipotined
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: dissipointed?
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: ..
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: whatever
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: case in point!
09:10 : what
09:10 : the hell
09:10 <amox_donotawake>: hahahah
09:10 : You don't need to help me with my english _
09:10 : >_>
09:10 : LOL</amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake></amox_donotawake> -
We have that, too.
No you dont.
<white_pyreranger>Heresy? No. It looks more like Hersey
<white_pyreranger>er
<white_pyreranger>Hershy
<white_pyreranger>…
<white_pyreranger>I give up
You killed it</white_pyreranger></white_pyreranger></white_pyreranger></white_pyreranger></white_pyreranger> -
Yeah, I pretty much suck. :(
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@Amoxicillin:
: CB's like a hamster.
11:02 : He just runs in a wheel to quest.
11:02 : For other CoAers.
11:03 : And then when they've reached their levels.
11:03 : He's put back into a cage.
11:03 : Which angers him.
11:03 : So he turns to evil.
11:03 : And starts mauling his erstwhile friends.
11:03 : Until sadly he is put down…must quote this again.. just because I can and its true.
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[02:01] =-= Petey was booted from #coa by YOU (Petey)
[02:01] Verk Too Many Instructions
[02:01] Puffy Ah k
[02:02] Zool he has low dex
[02:02] Zool and rolled a 1
[02:02] –>| Petey_Rolled1onReflexSave has joined #coa
[02:02] Puffy …
[02:02] Petey_Rolled1onReflexSave damn.
[02:02] Puffy saving that one
[02:02] Zool hahahah
[02:02] Petey_Rolled1onReflexSave go sneak attack critted by puffy. -
[00:37:58] imagine that will like… A half-dragon :P
[00:38:04] O_o
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[00:40:33] <@Zool> He imagined it, and was so freaked out by the OP, he had to leave to see a therapist.
[00:41:03] <citizen_bane>He may have enrdgasmed and went to clean himself
[00:41:07] <citizen_bane>nerdgasmed*</citizen_bane></citizen_bane> -
[03:55:31] if (ThuneAnnoyance1>VerkTrollage1) ResetVar=1;
[03:55:56] <@Zool> Syntax error Pony, but nice try
[03:56:22] its a work in progress
[03:56:59] <@Zool> it'd be
[03:56:59] <@Zool> if(ThuneAnnoyance1 > VerkTrollage1)
[03:56:59] <@Zool> {
[03:56:59] <@Zool> ResetVar = 1;
[03:56:59] <@Zool> }
[03:56:59] <@Zool>
[03:56:59] <@Zool> If ResetVar existed, which it doesn't.[03:58:50] if(ZoolSmartass=!0) { KickHisNuts = 999; }
[03:59:00] There, a modified script for you zool
[03:59:08] <@Zool> Syntax error again, but ok
[03:59:09] <@Zool> :)
[04:02:41] gay
[04:02:42] Pony [Mibbit@qb401858917971.pp.htv.fi] has quit IRC: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
[04:02:44] I think Ponies got his inequality backwards
[04:02:45] <@Zool> hahahahahaha
[04:02:48] lolololol
[04:02:51] lmao
[04:03:06] <@Zool> I think I won -
(6:49:50 PM) Thune: I gave up after getting head from three mountain giants
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(3:54:43 PM) khamal|Work: Magpie. Go play another disloyal minion with bad common. You're best at that.
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: this may come across as crude… but we have a nice ass, a lizard, a pony, and a mole as dms... what could go wrong?
19:40 : and pony i was not infected with the dratz even if i spent alot of time with him
19:41 :
19:41 : A nice ass?
19:41 : that's a curious observation
19:41 : huh
19:41 : donkey.
19:41 : Rofl
19:41 : facepalms
19:41 : Puffy Ass -
[23:07] "group of dwarves looking for a rogue for the smaug raid quest raid quest. ps we have a wizard but he disconnects a lot"
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[14:06] Quick everyone spoil all of it
[14:06] Everyone dies
[14:06] Dragons Eat Danerys
[14:06] Frodo kills Dumbledore
[14:06] A character that you were rooting for or really liked dies
[14:06] Uh
[14:06] Sansa is pregnant with Joffery's love-child
[14:06] Someone gets stabbed
[14:06] Samwell Tarly is secretly a Targaryen Other
[14:06] John Snow is actually the ghost of Legolas
[14:07] Arya becomes a faceless ninja
[14:07] Who dies in The Hobbit
[14:07] Nobody
[14:07] Oh the Dragon nm -
[22:25] SuperMom sends you all to your rooms without internet and no dessert
[22:25] SuperMom heh?
[22:26] Aww!
[22:26] We are giving poor Maureen a heart attack
[22:26] but mom!
[22:26] –>| Unfie (Mibbit@67.197.q.yzg) has joined #coa
[22:26] I alt tab out
[22:26] For two seconds
[22:26] Dont you "but mom" me, mister. Do as I said.
[22:26] yes ma'am…
[22:26] Yes M'am.
[22:26] Good.
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[22:26] hahah
[22:26] lol -
As much as I appriciate people thinking my remarks humorous, please dont post up rebukes like that. There is no need or room for players to embaress other players. Friendly trollage and banter is fine, but lets not cross a line.
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: BG, lets go on ts, and talk soothingly to each other with our accented voices. Mine a rugged frontier voice, resonating with the primal forces of the northern wind, and yours cultured and suave, much like the fur of a kenguruu. Together we can make magic happen baby.