[No]Spiffy Application/Ogre Wizard/Chef

SpiffyMeister

Na
me Grek
Class: wizard
Race: Ogre
Deity: Vaprak
Age: 22
Biography: Grek was born smart. Thus, he was a bad ogre. Instead of overcooking his meat, he seasoned it with tasty flowers and was made fun of by the other ogres. Then one day, Grek ate a old, spindly man, and found an item that cast 'comprehend languages' and this allowed Grek to read the wizard's spell book.

Grek cast ray of fire! Grek can cook without fire now.

The other ogres were afraid of Grek, and beat Grek to near death. Nearly died, Grek crawled away, swearing vengeance on the ogre tribe.

Grek went to High Crimmond, and there, Grek was the chef, making delicacies such as:

Goblin Ear Rice
Kobold Teeth Biscuits
Werewolf Jerkey
And ever so rarely, the coveted Elven Eyeball Soup!

And as he whittled away his time in High Crimmond, he -plotted- and -schemed- and came up with a plan.

Eat his tribe.
Learn more magic
Eat more thinggs
Learn more magic
Eat more things.
Learn more magic
Eat more things.

And so on and so forth, for Grek was a genius among ogres, and could count past 6.

Now, he prepares to depart High Crimmond and seek his fortune using his immense ogre brain to trick and deceive adventurers into working with him to eat his tribe.

goals:

eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep

Salem

Yes.

But I get a free pass on the next freak app I want if this passes.

Strife and Discord

No from me sadly, simply because if we approve monster races to one player we will have to approve them for others too.

Echo

@strife-and-discord said in Spiffy Application/Ogre Wizard/Chef:

No, simply because if we approve monster races to one player we will have to approve them for others too.

This.

Prof. Misclick

@echo said in Spiffy Application/Ogre Wizard/Chef:

@strife-and-discord said in Spiffy Application/Ogre Wizard/Chef:

No, simply because if we approve monster races to one player we will have to approve them for others too.

This.

Agreed.

Love yah Spiffy all the same.

Puffy

@strife-and-discord said in Spiffy Application/Ogre Wizard/Chef:

No from me sadly, simply because if we approve monster races to one player we will have to approve them for others too.

Zool

Lol

Puffy

Rejected