Character Analysis, by acemv
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Got to witness them in IRC, but missed my own until Mr.Goodly Garden pointed it out. Cheers ace, amusing stuff. Keep them coming as the inspiration strikes.
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I dont get it.
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think its about gamin?/
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Seriously, the problem with this thread is that it needs more LaF.
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Pure genius!
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We need more ace, MOOOAAAAR!
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Maureen is my hero.
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Please, dear people, bear in mind - I did not write these analyses; I merely transcribed them from acemv's rantings on IRC. All complaints and compliments should be directed to him.
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Just a huge troll.
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@no2ace:
The Relonor Resentment.
1. Character is made, joins or is already part of prominent faction.
2. Character finds perks of faction life welcoming. Enjoyable time. Thinks faction awesome.
3.Sudden development, character finds interest in opposite gender.
4. Initiate contact.
5. Realizes belatedly despite perks chosen faction has no sex appeal.
6. Tries to remedy with "aura of mystery"; succeeds only in further alienating target.
7. Lapse into bitterness as target is snatched away by far less intelligent character, or lesbian.Ha.
Ha ha.
AAH HA HA HA!!! -
I return to make another batch. Enjoy, and please, take no offense.
The SwingSing Sing-a-long
1. Character is made. Sometimes bard, often "rogue-ish" class or combination.
2. Weak attributes on purpose. "Avoiding powergaming."
3. Somewhere along the line, causes conflict - almost certainly involves PvP (the kind where people kill each other through violent, messy means).
4. Gets ganked - or ganks; either way, assailants or victims smirk. Think it'll be easy to deal with.
5. "Weak attributes" come into play. Seems truly weak - laughably so, even.
6. Hitherto unforseen mechanical prowess activated. Wands, potions, and scrolls - everything but the kitchen sink - employed in -brutal- display of cruel dominance.
7. Opposition is either killed outright, captured, or limps away thoroughly humiliated. Lesson is reminded: 8 Str. Half-Elf Fighter on SwingSing has threat level of 24 Str. Half-Dragon Barbarian. Next time, do not engage unless odds are 4:1, and willing to expend 4,000 gold on consumables and therapy.
8. Optional: sometimes song is made regarding fight. See reference: "justice and bacon." -
I'm just happy I'm not here
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I've missed this thread, this is great. XD
I'm afraid to ask what Ace would say of my playstyle. . . >.> It's like a car wreck. Just can't look away @_@
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(I think those are subtle hints ace.)
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Genius.
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OH, I HOPE I DON'T GET ONE
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You all so want one don't you >.>
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The Caek Conundrum
- Watch TV Show and/or Film.
- Either steal idea from said viewing, or roll Human/Male/Necromancer.
- Apply for perk.
- Never play concept.
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The Caek Conundrum
- Watch TV Show and/or Film.
- Either steal idea from said viewing, or roll Human/Male/Necromancer.
- Apply for perk.
- Never play concept.
The thread won't beat this.
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