Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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11:59 AAG|Work So wait a minute . . . according to the topic, does that mean I hate elves?
11:59 AAG|Work Or just BG and Ducky
11:59 BrokenGunblade Just cause we tossed up together doesn't mean we are gay. -
(5:53:07 PM) Relonor: Syntax healed me.
(5:53:21 PM) Relonor: Maybe he isn't all the horrific things the other DMs say.
(5:53:29 PM) Syntax: I like to lay on hands you.
(5:53:42 PM) Relonor: ..on the other hand, what do I know. -
Moloch_> <delanish|ddc>wanna see the most epic fail ever
<moloch_>*** Syntax has joined #CoA
<moloch_>I swear, he did that on purpose.</moloch_></moloch_></delanish|ddc> -
15:48 Hessu You are just jealous because he has big moustache
15:48 Relonor we're sad for the moustache that it has Caden -
How's Bleelly for a first name
<dies_horribly>Change it to "Bleedy" and it will be more accurate
Bleedy onzamonth
<dies_horribly>that just sounds like a new fetish…
XD nasty
<dies_horribly>whistles
<jagged|work>Ew.
<jagged|work>I can always come to Paradox when I want to get grossed out.
or you can come in a sock, as usual :P
<jagged|work>My point remains.
<dies_horribly>I bet it does...
XD
Good one Dies
hehe, point
<dies_horribly>XD</dies_horribly></dies_horribly></jagged|work></jagged|work></jagged|work></dies_horribly></dies_horribly></dies_horribly> -
So not really a quote but more of a realization.
When in IRC there are three types of settings.
Typical Trolling: When someone says something Troll worthy.
Sexual Discussions: Usually turns into above…
Calm Discussion: When Maureen is Patrolling IRC with her 'Mom powers'
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20:17 Duckroll I'm thinking of starting a lesbian steampunk faction.
20:19 Duckroll i need to go afk and draw this faction up, back in 15
20:19 Donkeypuffy if I make a barbarian with a collar only wearing a loincloth, can my barbarian join?
20:19 Duckroll yes
20:19 Donkeypuffy Great, cause it's a dude
20:19 Donkeypuffy <3
20:19 Relonor wait!
20:19 Relonor I KNEW IT -
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[18:39] So, does radiation actually give you super powers?
[18:39] <ulk|toolsetting>Yes
[18:39] <ulk|toolsetting>It makes you die super fast</ulk|toolsetting></ulk|toolsetting> -
<jagged|work>One time one said: "I'm gonna suck you like no woman ever sucked you before."
Hey Jagged, want to get together later?
cutey pie
<jagged|work>Well-
<jagged|work>Only if I can you all to myself.
<jagged|work>I'm jealous.</jagged|work></jagged|work></jagged|work></jagged|work> -
You forgot to add in the part of me saying that it was a gay guy that said that to me. >.>
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spoiler put some pics on twitter feed of spoiler and Lyss chillin
and Caden saw it on Celina's iPad
big mistake
Facebook. Lyss: Just killed some adventurers trying to close the rift
spoiler and 10 others like this.
Caden is a facebook sleuth
Celina: Just broke up with Caden
Evermus Lycanther and 20 others like this -
I'm modifying hotseats so you can take a poop in em, and send em flying to Caden's room.
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Verk feeling romantic.
22:59 Roses are red violets are blue, Im gonna run my scythe through you
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[10:16] <@Azzmodan> That fairy has a huge ass
[10:19] <@Abby> Are you saying that Tinker is a huge ass?
[10:19] <@Abby> I think that is grossly unfair!
[10:19] <@Tinker-> Yes are you?
[10:25] * OmegaCheese hides under a blanket as the adults fight -
@The:
[10:16] <@Azzmodan> That fairy has a huge ass
[10:19] <@Abby> Are you saying that Tinker is a huge ass?
[10:19] <@Abby> I think that is grossly unfair!
[10:19] <@Tinker-> Yes are you?
[10:25] * OmegaCheese hides under a blanket as the adults fightMy money's on Tink. Amirite Gmork?
Oh, and hi everyone!
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Tinker- Mt technical conclusion is the server is fucked.
20:22 ElvenStarr lol
20:22 Tinker- *my
20:22 LoC Thank you for your insight on the problem.
20:22 Tinker- no worries
20:22 Neolithic Fabulous.
20:23 Tinker- Kicking doesnt work
20:23 Neolithic What?
20:23 Neolithic IT'S DOOMED THEN.
20:23 Tinker- The q-tip failed
20:23 LoC It doesnt?
20:23 LoC Did you try the hammer?
20:23 Neolithic Try the hammer!
20:23 Tinker- Yes
20:23 Tinker- All failed
20:23 Neolithic OH GOD THE HAMMER FAILED.
20:23 Tinker- Holding the switch down just makes it worse.
20:23 LoC Time to find a new game
20:24 Neolithic Please don't…don't tell me...we have to wait for...CRYPTIC'S NEVERWINTER?
20:24 Neolithic NOOOOO! -
[19:55] She cant hurt me. She is just a small pixy with anger issues
[19:55] <@Tinker-> I'll give you anger issues in a moment -
My morning is off to a great start. Decided to make cinnamon toast for the kids. Reached up, grabbed the "cinnamon" bottle from the cupboard over the stove – and made cumin toast for breakfast. grrrrrrr~!
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:oops:
That will teach me to cook without my glasses on