Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.



  • Each and every CoA character has his or her own personality (well, we'd hope so at least) and thus there are some things that we'd probably never hear them say.

    As an example…

    Lilyis Wellington when casting a destructive spell:
    "Purple Dragon Buster Beeeeeeaaaaaaam!!!" (Anime style combat yell)



  • Cynn A: "Why, Hello there good orc, Would you like to come to the estate, and have a drink, to the good health of house Fezznick?"



  • @Don't:

    Cynn A: "Why, Hello there good orc, Would you like to come to the estate, and have a drink, to the good health of house Fezznick?"

    Hell yeah, she'd say that… then lock the door once they were inside, and all the mercs were waiting... mwuhahahahaaa...



  • Warning: The characters in this post are old.

    Pree: Ick. Those people are DEAD! I'm gonna get germs!

    Anen: Hey fellas! Who here wants to play charades?

    Oliver: Screw this hiding stuff! Come out, ya rat bastards!

    Felix: Y'know, bludgeoning people mercilessly just doesn't have its appeal anymore.

    Dimsdale: I'm too drunk. Don't hand me another ale.

    Joraz: Say, Jeeves. Hand me my slippers. I'm going to relax and read the paper.

    Thaegen: QUE PASA, BITCHES?!

    Bromsay: I say, you have insulted me! Shall we engage in fisticuffs, knave?



  • Marcus Nightcrawler: "Fear Bane!"

    Nathan Greenhill: "Humans are suppose to call us hin, not halfling you dumb ass!"

    Nayah Carpenter: " Hey Vrugar, wonna come sit at our table?"

    Wanderer: "Im sorry, thats impossible, I simply cant do that"

    Rebecca Kelten "Praise Besheba."

    Kyran "I am immortal, I shall never die!"



  • Temon Oak: "I think I'll be able to get you that discount"

    Karin Gallin: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that."

    Warden Dutharr: "Let's see if you'll still won't talk later in the showers."

    High Lord Dauneth Marliir:
    "I am preeeeeeety,
    oh so preeeeeeety,
    I am preeety and wiiiiitty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"



  • @Gurb:

    High Lord Dauneth Marliir:
    "I am preeeeeeety,
    oh so preeeeeeety,
    I am preeety and wiiiiitty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

    lmao



  • Elsbeth: "I'm not that kind of girl."

    Chavhan Vorn: "Not tonight, I have a headache."

    Xenthym Kane: "I think I'll use the floral scented soap when I bathe tonight"



  • Rufus Millar- "Oh Mandy, I hate you."

    Thorlen Kren- "What's mumbly peg?"

    Kaeden Myers- "Does this evil helm match my eyes?"



  • Bolthor: I'm alive!
    Nikko: I'm alive!
    Ky'ran: I'm alive!



  • Melanie Bresk: " "



  • Kar'thax'alon: "Like the tea? It's chamomile, with just a hint of lemon."



  • Ekhmet-Amon-Mekri?: What? You says Ekhmet's wives are ugly like his camels? We fights now, yes!



  • Oliver Baba: (singing) ~ Oh, I am the very model of a modern major general, I've information animal, vegetable and mineral…~

    Coming soon: The Talassan War, the Musical!



  • @Cleo:

    Chavhan Vorn: Sorry dear, But I'm gay

    Yeah..he -never- says that..



  • hmm..this is a hard one….i guess one thing would be Rav yelling almost anything..or speaking anything above a whisper

    i guess this is something i would not say."I AM TALKING TO YOU..STAND STILL WHILE I DRAW YOU....REMEMBER..A STATUE IS EASIER TO DRAW THAN A PERSON.." glares "would you like to be a statue? i can arrange that"



  • Caelten: "You know, nature just isnt all that appealing anymore…"

    Casper Cleareyes: "Kaeden, I have always respected you..."

    Faye "I think I'm a dog person..."



  • Kyle Derthendt-here, i don't want this sword anymore

    Sigrin the weaver-I heard theres a lady with a fey problem outside the city

    Audra Waynolt-This is too dangerous, lets turn back

    Joe Scarlett-who needs lions anyways?

    Any Iron Anvil member after a caravan-This ore is worth a bunch to me, I don't need a share of the caravan pay

    Corynt-I must have missed him sneaking by

    Bethany St. Downs-so what did we find in gilmores tower?

    Wilara Dilenger-Audra was right, Thonds company is MUCH better then the green dragons



  • Brian Lucane: Ok, Darwill, we'll do things your way!

    Niel Bryant: Kelly, you're right, I was wrong.

    Jenda Menesseph: I'm not really in a party-mood right now.

    Tahi: [Insert any coherent sentence here]

    Corynt: Here, dear prisoner, have some food and water. Could I get you anything else?

    Lilyis Wellington: My underwear is irritating me today.

    Ky'ran: This is too tough, we should turn back and resupply.



  • Lilyis and Olliver to Lord Bhaliir, his Retainers, and his Mercenaries: " Ah yes, here to discuss wine with the two half-orc prisoners? Go right in."

    Cara Fears to any other than a select few: "Of course I trust you, Why wouldn't I. After all I love you."

    And one for those who knew him,
    Ferrus Tokkai: "What trap? I Don't see an….(fugue) !!!!!!"