Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a CoA Player. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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No way did Deloril type that long without a typo.
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[22:32] * Magpie is now known as Chimpanzee
[22:32] * Misanthrope is now known as RidingOnA
[22:32] * Amber|TypoQueen is now known as Segway[22:32] * B-Rock|Ambulamps is now known as Facepalm
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[17:39] I acknowledge a ot of the Buddhist philosophies.
[17:40] Buddhism is great.
[17:40] But calling myself a Buddhist seems pointless, common sense is common sense.
[17:40] <@ThunderLamb> I pray to Nobanion.
[17:40] <@ThunderLamb> I've been banned from London Zoo. -
Whatever my typo was supposed to be, it being given immortality here will haunt me for the rest of my days.
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<@ThunderLamb> I pray to Nobanion.
<@ThunderLamb> I've been banned from London Zoo.
<@ThunderLamb> "It's an Avatar of my God!"
Poor TL.
He has been forbidden from contact with his idol.
He did try to hit the panther with his hammer.
Something about the Beastlord. -
Think it was just War Wizard and High Wizard, maybe I'm wrong - you're wrong
…wasn't that comment made about 3 - 4 hours ago?
it's never to late to tell glow he's wrong -
[21:30] i'm a serial killer and i'm nice to people all day, i always smile at them and then on weekends i chop people up in my bathtub
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I knew the DMs were not normal people…now this proves it
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19:24 TheJaggedSoul Download Garena! Woo!
19:24 Rhymo :(
19:25 Drip-Visu download porn!
19:25 Rhymo ..
19:25 MrMoloch Fleshlights….worst ad campaign ever on those things.
19:25 Misanthrope waits for Forte to return to the computer, knowing that one of his highlighted terms has just been used
19:26 MrMoloch They always show a hot girl using it on some guy's wang. As if, I have a hot girl naked around me and I want a dumb plastic vagina.
19:26 CunningStunt they vibrate!
19:26 CunningStunt girls don't
19:26 Misanthrope It's a tranny.
19:26 MrMoloch Oh, they vibrate?
19:26 MrMoloch I won't ask how you know that CS.
19:26 CunningStunt best not
19:27 CunningStunt how many pilgrims have you got pilgrim-ing at the moment?
19:27 MrMoloch I will say, my girls vibrate too if you take them off the meth and coke. -
Good lord, Moloch.
Where do you get these Fleshlights? How much? Shipping included?
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This is why I love CoA
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True story, when I was testing Happy Fun Time Land I made a level 1 fighter and managed to run the entire sewers, out the north road to Flynn, through the Stormhorn Mountains and back into Northern Wildlands West before I found something hostile to kill me
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@All:
[17:57] <siagriam_turnig>Holy f-ing crap, there are Narrators online. Is it still april 1st?
[17:59] Still.
[17:59] still april first for 6 hours.
[18:00] <amber|typoqueen>If I were a DM and I pulled a joke like that
[18:00] <amber|typoqueen>I'd create a script for IRC that kicked every effer who cam in here yelling about it being a joke
[18:01] * Warhorse slaps Amber|TypoQueen around a bit with a large trout
[18:01] Dont you rant at me Amber!
[18:01] <siagriam_turnig>Same thing. Also, it is hard to detect sarcasm over the net.
[18:02] <amber|typoqueen>No it isn't
[18:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Amber|TypoQueen
[18:02] <@Amber|TypoQueen> you just assume …
[18:02] <@Amber|TypoQueen> :D
[18:02] <mrgeek_needs_concept>GO GIRL!
[18:02] * Warhorse was kicked by Amber|TypoQueen (joke's on you!)
[18:02] * Siagriam_Turnig was kicked by Amber|TypoQueen (Joke's on you too!)
[18:02] <@Amber|TypoQueen> anyone else?
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[18:02] what is this.
[18:03] Amber with the op is good for no one.
[18:03] <@Amber|TypoQueen> Why? I only kicked two people
[18:03] [Shakes his head]
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[18:03] <@Amber|TypoQueen> Did you detect any sarcasm?</mrgeek_needs_concept></amber|typoqueen></siagriam_turnig></amber|typoqueen></amber|typoqueen></siagriam_turnig>@And:
[18:04] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Azzmodan
[18:04] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Deadlock
[18:04] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Seth
[18:04] omgs…
[18:04] <@Amber|TypoQueen> I am top of the list too!@Then:
[18:04] `op
[18:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Syntax
[18:04] ohshit
03[18:04] * Syntax sets mode: -o Amber|TypoQueen
[18:04] * Amber|TypoQueen: you're not a channel operator
[18:04] <amber|typoqueen>ffs!
[18:04] loL!
[18:04] busted
[18:04] Syntax pwns u</amber|typoqueen>@But:
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op 01[16:23] <amber|notherequeen>Ha ha [16:23] <ducklock>fuck off [16:23] <ducklock>
op
03[16:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ducklock
[16:24] <@Ducklock> Yes
[16:24] <@Ducklock> Win
[16:24] * You were kicked by Ducklock (Victory Kick)
[16:24] <cranium_rat>* Amber|NotHereQueen was kicked by Ducklock (Victory Kick)
[16:24] <cranium_rat>* ChanServ sets mode: -o Ducklock
[16:24] <cranium_rat>…........</cranium_rat></cranium_rat></cranium_rat></amber|notherequeen> -
[13:24] <amber|decoratingqueen>Now, where do people with pale skin and dark hair come from in faerun?
[13:24] Kara-tur
[13:25] pale skin and dark hair? You mean elves!
[13:25] <forte|paralyzed>^
[13:25] <@FirstRedBanner> Forte's basement.
[13:25] <@FirstRedBanner> Only males, though.
[13:25] lol</forte|paralyzed></amber|decoratingqueen> -
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how often do people here get the urge to punch their monitor?
every time you talk in irc dond - Dond has quit IRC (Exit: )
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My newest concept is a New Kilgrave militiaman.
:D Really?
Nope.
=D
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite finely, sir. -
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how often do people here get the urge to punch their monitor?
every time you talk in irc dond - Dond has quit IRC (Exit: )
Epic lol
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its been quoted already
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I was requoting it straight from this thread because it was so lol.