Favorite movie quotes
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Step Brothers amuses me…
Nancy: "Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon."
Brennan: "Holy Santa Claus shit!"
Brennan: "It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!"
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I could go on forever putting quotes from one of my favorite movies of all times, "The Scent of a Woman" but I can't so I am going to put one of the best speeches in the movie.
Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are… executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
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"Contemplate this on the tree of woe… crucify him!"
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
This is awesome. Lots of good quotes in that movie as well.
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@Real:
Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning…
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?@Real:
Mitch: What are you doing?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "… I drank what?" -
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
Today… is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
~Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Full Metal Jacket
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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I love lamp.
Yes!
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - Dr. Strangelove
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Clerks 2
Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
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From: Heat
Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
From: Finding Forrester
Prof. Robert Crawford: [to Jamal] Perhaps your skills do reach farther than basketball.
Jamal: "Further"
Prof. Robert Crawford: What?
Claire Spence: [whispered to Jamal] Don't…
Jamal: [to Crawford] You said that my skills reached "farther" than basketball. "Farther" relates to distance, "further" is a definition of degree. You should have said "further".
Prof. Robert Crawford: Are you challenging me, Mr. Wallace?
Jamal: Not any more than you challenged Coleridge.Jamal: Did you ever enter a writin’ contest?
Forrester: Yeah, once.
Jamal: Did you win?
Forrester: Well of course I won!
Jamal: You win like money or somethin’?
Forrester: No.
Jamal: Well, whadchu win?
Forrester: The Pulitzer.And another,
Forrester: What's your name?
Jamal: Jamal Wallace.
Forrester: Sounds like some kind of marmalade. How old are you?
Jamal: I'm sixteen.
Forrester: Sixteen? And you're black. It's remarkable.
Jamal: "Remarkable"? It's remarkable that I'm black? What does me being black have to do with anything?
Forrester: You don't know what to do right now, do you? If you say what you really want to, I may not read any more of this. But if you let me run you down with this racist bullshit… what does that make you?
Jamal: I'm not playing this game, man.
Forrester: I say you are playing it. An expression is worth a thousand words. Perhaps in your case, just two.I think I know what two words I would tell Forrester then...
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Not really from a movie, but from a Brazilian comic book. I thought it awesome and chaotic. :D
@Niele(Hawt:
Why cause so much destruction, Master Arsenal?
@Master:
Because I CAN!
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"There are bats out here! We have to keep going!" - Gonzo from Afraid of Drugs in LA
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Not really a movie, but I love this quote. It's from Batman Beyond.
Blight: Who are you?
Batman: You killed my father!
Blight: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? -
I can't believe it took me this long to put these two movies. I am sure I broke some Cuban tradition… Here they are, two sides of the same coin.
From, "Scarface"
Tony Montana: All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?
From, "Dance with me"
Rafael: How do you dance with no music?
Bea: It's choreography.
Rafael: I see. That's cha-cha-cha?
Bea: I compete professionally in the Latin dances.
Rafael: I've never seen a Latin dance that looks like that.
Bea: Stick around.
Rafael: How do you dance without music? It comes from the music. I'm sure that's why you look so stiff. You should play some music. You would feel better.
Bea: I would? And what do you know about... professional, international-style Latin dancing?
Rafael: I'm Latin, but I never heard of that.
Bea: Then I wouldn't talk to professionals about it.Bea: We just went dancing and you made me feel like an idiot... cause you said you couldn't dance.
Rafael: I said I couldn't do what you do. I don't know what change ball means. The music tells me how to dance.
Bea: It's ball change.
Rafael: I'm Cuban. Of course I know how to dance.
Bea: Here's your ticket. I don't like people laughing at me. I've been left on my ass one too many times to think it's funny.
Rafael: I didn't mean to insult you at the club. I apologize if I did. I was just trying to have fun with you. A little rum, a little dancing, a little jokes. I didn't know that would be so hard. It will never... happen again. -
Breakin' necks, and cashin' checks.
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@FZ:
"There are bats out here! We have to keep going!" - Gonzo from Afraid of Drugs in LA
Wasn't that Raoul from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
FailZ
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George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George: Ten?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it. -
From Bolt, which is a totally kickass movie:
Rhino: Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call
~Rhino: Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team…
Bolt: I'm listening...
Rhino: I'm lightning quick, I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth.
[laughs]
Rhino: Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.
[Mittens rolls her eyes]
Bolt: [Gets down close to Rhino's ball] The road'll be rough.
Rhino: [indicates] I have a ball.
Bolt: There's no turnin' back.
Rhino: Guess I'll have to "roll" with the punches!
["surfs" his ball]
Bolt: Easy won't be part of the equation…
Rhino: Promise?
Bolt: I gotta warn ya, going into the belly of the beast - danger at every turn.
Rhino: [getting closer] I eat danger for breakfast!
Bolt: You hungry?
Rhino: [cracks neck] Starving! -
George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George: Ten?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.Win
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Have to have a couple from Caddy Shack if you're going to bring up Airplane:
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little brown, furry rodents -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.And a few Kevin Smith movie quotes from Dogma:
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.Azrael: Quit killing people, that's high profile.
Loki: Oh, lighten up.