Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Gregor Guldenstein: Fight? I don't fight! I might break something. Now please would you pass me a glass of water?
Ahn'ak'cho: Know that I don't actually give a rats ass what you learn. I just wanna pwn some Illithids!
Danika Arnimane: Oh look at those pretty flowers! Come Vrud, let us go gather them and give the to the old and infirm. Then we shall sing seasonal songs to orphans. laughs pleasantly
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Celas Thielle: “ Honestly, I have about 4910704 copies of “Waterdeepâ€
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Celas Thielle: “ Honestly, I have about 4910704 copies of “Waterdeepâ€
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Rok Stoneheart: "Oye, where da dwarf women at!? [Burrrp.]"
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Duggar: Let's go steal the Crown.
Rago Fearfarel: That Danu to so hott!
Maria Rift: Maybe I shoudl settle down and not try to kill men, to make them my undead slaves…...NAH!
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NPC militia: Thank you for reporting the crime. Help is already on the way.
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Suna Wetton: Here you go Cyrus, take the ring, I was getting bored of all the attention anyway, I'm sure you'll put it to good use.
Berezriah: -I'm- here to help with the job, -I- hope there's not going to be any fighting or anything like that involved.
Renaelah: Here you go, have this glowing sword, it's incessant babbling was starting to piss me off anyway.
Rose Truesilver: I can't believe how much this armour helps out, why didn't I think of this before?
Fignar: What I think we should do, is talk to the giants, try and make a deal, put your weapons away everyone, I'll offer them a cookie and we'll go from there yeah?
Maragash: I've come to invite all the Theur on a guided tour of the hullack.
Sanders: OI! Howrak! can you fix this wagon here for me?
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Novo Mundus: Screw that, man, there's beholders and stuff down there. I'm just going to chase chickens for a bit.
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Richard lebuff: I am not getting on that boat I am sea sick!
Thomas wright: ME SMASH!
Most dwarfs in arabel: No we are going cold turkey no ale for us we'll be having tea
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Fignar: What I think we should do, is talk to the giants, try and make a deal, put your weapons away everyone, I'll offer them a cookie and we'll go from there yeah?
Are you sure?
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@The:
Fignar: What I think we should do, is talk to the giants, try and make a deal, put your weapons away everyone, I'll offer them a cookie and we'll go from there yeah?
Are you sure?
facepalms on behalf of dwarves everywhere
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Please don't facepalm :(
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gets to work on the Hellball-Facepalm script
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I hate you all.
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Well, if it helps Caek, I suggested yesterday that we should implement a script that casts Hellball on anyone who actually facepalms in game. Since that's just silly.
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I love you, Moloch
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Damn it you DMs, if you don't get this back on topic I'm locking the thread.
Gregorious Fallow: Candlekeep having half of Central? I can't see why not.
Suna: Destroy the ring? No! It's my preeecious!
Thrar: I'm a gnome.
Solovin Grashnik: Damn it. Looks like I was wrong. All praise Cyric.
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Berezriar Iryzt: Feel the loooooove!
Katherine Stoneriver: I'm feeling naughty tonight.
Renaelah: I like men.
Vrugor: I feel so alive. WOOOOOO!
Ethan Barksdale: I knew I should've joined the militia… -
@The:
Fignar: What I think we should do, is talk to the giants, try and make a deal, put your weapons away everyone, I'll offer them a cookie and we'll go from there yeah?
Are you sure?
facepalms on behalf of dwarves everywhere
I was unaware that Dwarven Paladins had to slay without thinking just any Giant that seems peaceful and/or good, especially when we're stripped of our detect evil…
facepalm