Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Duncan: Ace! you tha man!
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Awesome thread :D
Stephen Carbine: "Dakos and myself up front!"
Dakos: "Go Team! Blind Charge!"
both race forwards waving pointy sticks
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Carbine and/or Dakos: '…'
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Carbine and/or Dakos: '…'
I thought that was a face at first, until I realized it was a pause :P You stole my quote.
Alora Freeman - Submit to the chaos and surrender your first born to the the bossom of the darkness that is Shar! You'll all die anyways, so who cares.
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Morich Leonson: Let us parlay with them.
Eldaris Shadusk: Discussion is for fools, attack!Dakos: My name is…. Dakos.
Alestair (after being hit on by a female adventurer): Sorry, I'm gay.
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Tarrith Swift: "A'right, hol' on a sec' an' I'll fill y' in on everythin' I know."
Haha, best one ever.
A Deschurr retainer: Can't we just talk this out like civilized gentlemen!
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This one really happened IG two days ago…
Theodoric Edom called Lillibeth Ravenlocks "Goodwoman"
and he wasnt even being sarcastic.my RL jaw dropped.
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This one really happened IG two days ago…
Theodoric Edom called Lillibeth Ravenlocks "Goodwoman"
and he wasnt even being sarcastic.my RL jaw dropped.
Clearly he's lost his mind. He said something nice about Stallner in the same week. I'm considering an intervention for the player or the character, maybe both.
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"Wheres the Bathroom?"
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Bremen Ontrous: "Run! The Dragon 's a-comin'!"
Scholar Vorn Xarran: "Books? I've got a TV."
Rago: "You're going to get yourself killed! Let's slow down and think for a munte.."
Aldelr: "Look at the adorible little undead bunny!"
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Damien Locke: "Vazlah's actually kind of cute…"
Leopold Crux: "I just bought a pet kitten!"
Darmos: "No donation needed, I'm just glad to help."
Tessa Allenby: "Sacrifice this child to Orcus so we can kill this damned Dragon already!"
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West: I ain't in the mood right now Violet.
Drago: I am the worst spy ever.
Gorf:It was nothing really. I don't like taking credit for leading anything.
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Well, it's not a major spoiler, since he pretty much flaunts his faith, so…
Dent: You know who I like? Banites.
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Bhaalyn Thander: "Kill them? Are you mad? To take a life is a crime against all that is goodly and just in the world! returns to feeding the poor and reading to the elderly"
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Bhaalyn LANSTER, not Thander. Dent Thander's a freakin' Helmite.
And I thought I trumped you with the Ace of Spades.
Either way.
Demosthenes Kryptos: No, let me frontline!
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Ibmi: Your thanks is reward enough kind sir!
Perfidy: Mirrors? I'm on a weight-loss cruise, they don't allow mirrors.
Fallow: I don't need this Ring of Ultimate Power, friendship is the real ultimate power!
Vorn Xarran: Spare a coin, sir?
Tyler Costa: I'll stay home today, the world's been explored enough.
Araevin Alemuath: Meh. Elves aren't that great.
Talan Silversoul: Gromfia wills smashed you good!
Baron Gromf: I see your resimay is in order, though I'd like to perform a back-ground check and have yet to recieve any references or letter of recommendation from your previous employer.
Fishing Spot: Please, throw me back into the water and I shall grant you three wishes.
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Fishing Spot: Please, throw me back into the water and I shall grant you three wishes.
Says you actually.
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Amber Steel : Praise Crom!
Belebrith Tir'eiwalle: Scrolls? I don't lose my time to scribe scrolls!
Xarran Vorn: Falllow is awesome. And he's right, friendship over power.
Novo: I like this dark-brown outfit.
Eliphas:This forest? I don't mind if you burn it, really.walks away
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Barksdale: Alright, hand over the bloodstones…here's your gold. Thanks for the business, Fharz. walks off