Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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Seems like there is a great war in the heavens coming between the 2 sides.
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Fear will keep the other DM's in line. Fear of a gay elven bath logs.
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@Undead:
Fear will keep the other DM's in line. Fear of a gay elven bath logs.
"These gay elven bath logs are now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it."
(But Seriously I will not be reading them….)
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[06:24] http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-s ... 5870_n.jpg
[06:26] <lisa_amraphen>Maureen <3
[06:26] <lisa_amraphen>:P
[06:27] That is cute.
[06:28] <thomas|mirc>I use a living mouse as mine
[06:28] <thomas|mirc>It squeaks everytime I smash it against the desk in frustration
[06:28] <lisa_amraphen>I don't want to know where you put your finger to click
[06:29] <thomas|mirc>No, No you do not.
[06:29] <thomas|mirc>washes off his finger.</thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></lisa_amraphen></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></lisa_amraphen></lisa_amraphen> -
: Seter developped two different variants of ritalin for Azalyn already Satoyo
: Sori's' intuitive like that XD
: I threatened to give a candy to Celdor if she doesnt do duties
<lisa_amraphen>: by 'duties' of course, he means changing the cat box
: I think the part about her getting it if she did them was the more effective bit
<verk_rage>: I bought a water rod to squirt the kitty with if it misbehaves
<lisa_amraphen>: haha
<lisa_amraphen>: You just want an excuse to squirt, verk
<lisa_amraphen>: >> <<</lisa_amraphen></lisa_amraphen></lisa_amraphen></verk_rage></lisa_amraphen> -
[20:43] AbsoluteZero Maureen, teacher by day, gigolo manager by night
[20:43] AbsoluteZero Scrabble savant on weekends.
[20:43] AbsoluteZero Part time pirate.
[20:43] AbsoluteZero And member of the harts club.
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[20:44] Maureen That's totally me
[20:44] Maureen except the gigolo manager by night part
[20:44] AbsoluteZero Also collector of vintage comics
[20:45] AbsoluteZero >.>
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[20:45] AbsoluteZero And she knows 48 ways to kill you, with the use of nothing but her palms, a seasonal epidural and Motrin -
haha.. clar banda… was named after an english teacher in HS that i hated... ROFL
Amazing CoA history lesson!
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Vshar logging in IRC? WHEN.
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today! you missed it! (I'm ever so happy I chose that moment to login wiff my new phone.)
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21:22 : holy f-ing awesome XD
21:26 : just had an heart attack >>
21:28 *** Seter joined #CoA
21:32 *** Purple_Diamond joined #CoA
21:34 : puffy…how's your heart attack? still alive?
21:34 : yeah am ok.. gods
21:34 : what happened
21:34 : ?
21:35 : guard turned into a red dragon
21:35 : >>
21:35 : I ran into my library and shut the door
21:35 : ... I guess it wasn't a spell?
21:36 : faction bug..
21:36 : and the said NPC is bugged
21:37 : so your stuck?
21:37 : dunno yet, I reported it to DMs
21:38 : but I am not gonna check XD
21:38 : best of luck, stay alive.
21:38 : The library is the safest place in the whole city, tbh.
21:38 : yus
21:38 : Stop taking drugs, Puffy. It's a Green Dragon, not a Red Dragon
21:38 : it was -red-!
21:38 : LOL
21:38 : I swear!!
21:39 : check again..
21:39 : No!
21:39 : XD
21:39 : LOL
21:39 : ok ok ok! I'll take your word for it!
21:39 : It's safe Puffy
21:39 : ...
21:39 : can i trust you? >_>
21:40 : he IS a DM....
21:40 SickPuffy is expecting a green dragon now
21:40 : being this nervous/excited dont mesh well with my illness
21:40 : oh whew..
21:40 : just a corpse!
21:41 : moving swiftly on... -
: I show up and am like "House Caernt and the temple is here to help!" - "Thank god you're here, admitted genocidal person who has sworn to slaughter everyone and also killed many of our stark wyverns in crazed rages! Here is the key to the tower, protect us!"
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05:15 : Gil Galad was an rp build. he died on a dm event
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07:41 <>: Representitive of Thunderholm?
07:41 <jaded|concepting>: i never play dwarves
07:41 <>: Oh, never mind then.
07:42 <jaded|concepting>: or gnomes
07:42 <jaded|concepting>: or halflings
07:42 <jaded|concepting>: OMG
07:42 <jaded|concepting>: I"M RACIST AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE
07:42 <*********>: BASTARD!
07:42 <jaded|concepting>: GAHAHAHA</jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting> -
10:57 : Farmer Brown the Lycan-Hunter.
10:57 : annnnd go.
10:57 <jaded|concepting>: Harder Woodman, Woodchop chopper of wood
10:57 : I like the noble house idea
10:58 : lol
10:58 : Harder Woodman
10:58 : "He's back and Harder than ever."
10:58 : did he have a son?
10:58 <jaded|concepting>: chop chop
10:58 : I'll play his sideckick Stump Morningwood, the Lathanderlite ranger
10:58 <jaded|concepting>: HAHAHAHA
10:58 : lolololol
10:58 : omfg
10:58 : lol
10:58 : good lawd.
10:58 : youfired wins</jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting></jaded|concepting> -
[16:26] * Jaded mans in Hinty's ear
[16:26] oops -
: I will give Verk a robe with -45% spell failure
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[09:09] Melancholia: Yeah, I think I can get it up again, give me a few minutes.
[09:09] Amoxicillin_Overdose: Not the first time I've heard that, but okay. -
16:53 <thomas|mibbit>: There is a werewolf syndrome
16:53 <thomas|mibbit>: in rl
16:54 <thomas|mibbit>: Just makes you very hairy though
16:54 <thomas|mibbit>: not much else
16:54 : Disease: Noun, 1. a disordered or incorrectly functioning organ, part, structure, or system of the body resulting from the effect of genetic or developmental errors, infection, poisons, nutritional deficiency or imbalance, toxicity, or unfavorable environmental factors; illness; sickness; ailment.
16:54 <thomas|mibbit>: I know what a disease is, AZ.
16:54 <thomas|mibbit>: T_T
16:55 : pretty sure when you grow hair and start wanting to kill shit
16:55 : Its an incorrectly functioning organ, or several.
16:55 : lol
16:55 : I swear puberty is a disease -_-</thomas|mibbit></thomas|mibbit></thomas|mibbit></thomas|mibbit></thomas|mibbit></thomas|mibbit> -
New Maleen Retainers Go On Strike Due to Inhumane Armor
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12:32 : My pcs are always sexy Donkey. I create all my concepts to custom to seduce whatever your playing at the moment.
12:33 : <3
12:33 : my tiger n3eeds a real man
12:33 : Oh =(
12:33 :
12:33 : We gonna keep on smiting them Bhaliiran bloodstone dealers with middle fingers raised to all who support them
12:33 : I cant play real men
12:33 : ur rl 4 me
12:33 : What am I chopped liver, Donkeypuffy?
12:33 : (this is why donkey gets dm love)