Come child, and listen.
Come child, and listen. Listen to the Matriarch's tales of old. And new. Come walk with me in the depth of Cormyr and Faerun, for wild adventures or sit with me by the fire for a tale or two of treasures and monsters.
A Matriarch returns to tell a story. Will you join her?
Tales may be a one time story or a series of adventures of all kind. Hordes of rats and bats included.
Mom's back! Good thing I am her favorite. The rest of you....well good luck!
Oh good! Someone else to wrangle the children. And by children I mean the other DMs. Not me, of course.