Teapot vs Beholder: DM reaction
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The only time Olen lives in dangerous areas is if he gets the unstoppable force only to become an immovable object due to laser beams.
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I want to play a Gnome that Narrates while adventuring.
"And lo, the heroes descended into the depths of the Tymoran Shrine? What horrors await them? What foul beasts linger within, waiting for their dinner?! Dust motes float in the air, the scuffle of booted feat against dusty floors heralding their progress. The creak of plate and leather, the jingle of chain, and a sharp oath as a sword scabbard clatters against the steep stairs!"
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I want to play a Gnome that Narrates while adventuring.
You know Tiny did this, and he was a half dragon, which is infinitely more awesome. So… no.