I want to play a Gnome that Narrates while adventuring.
"And lo, the heroes descended into the depths of the Tymoran Shrine? What horrors await them? What foul beasts linger within, waiting for their dinner?! Dust motes float in the air, the scuffle of booted feat against dusty floors heralding their progress. The creak of plate and leather, the jingle of chain, and a sharp oath as a sword scabbard clatters against the steep stairs!"
Alistair and Reyn with the same bra.
I have seen alot of plots that sort of seem more like "we need meatshields, come with us" rather than "we want you to join in on this plot" to be honest. Maybe thats just my sad cynical opinion
Monster creator volunteers, Moloch? can be done!
To add to that, we need more evil quests. Killing ilmateri pilgrims, assaulting a temple of lathander, caravan raiding (lets git da sembians!) and stuff like that.
What exactly did it say? We can't help you without that.
Most important of all.
Find a DM who you have rapport with.
I painfully explained Str, Dex, Wis, etc.
She was ok with that.
I painfully explained the classes.
She found it logical.
I explained the dice-rolling, saves and skills.
She nodded her head and screwed up her eyebrows in concentration.
I asked her what she wanted to create.
She wanted a highly intelligent physician/doctor type, based on her favorite TV series actor. (she wanted to play a dude)
Now. This is where all hell broke loose.
"Why is Heal a Wisdom Based Skill?"