I want to play a Gnome that Narrates while adventuring.
"And lo, the heroes descended into the depths of the Tymoran Shrine? What horrors await them? What foul beasts linger within, waiting for their dinner?! Dust motes float in the air, the scuffle of booted feat against dusty floors heralding their progress. The creak of plate and leather, the jingle of chain, and a sharp oath as a sword scabbard clatters against the steep stairs!"