Funny Character Deaths
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13. (Oh the coincidence) I was chatting away with a few people in the forest, the game frozen, I jumped about from one end of the map to another, then when I came back, I hear someone yell "run" and died as a partly-visible dire tiger mauled me to death. Crazy lag, I tell you.
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ace, this forum doesn't exist just for you to spam deaths to earn +1 post counts.
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@Bolthor:
ace, this forum doesn't exist just for you to spam deaths to earn +1 post counts.
I do remember some crazy naked dwarf doing a marathon on the Into the slums invasion-fugue-chauntea-back into the slum invasion loop once which was pretty funny.
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I remember that one bloke screaming from the dragon before dieing during Firestorm war. Was pretty funny.
My own Deaths as Eliphas. Just after the Firestorm war was done Seth hellballs the map since there are too many npc's to delete manually I imagine - but he forgot Cleo and myself was there.
I died but make a diety save but she doesn't. Inventory sorting such a pain.
Also dying against three winterwolves at level10. Everytime I went to that cursed mountain cliffs I almost always end up dying.
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Storm and her friend Xavil were running about in the Forests, by the glade? Got owned by a Grey Render. So I rezzed, and animal emp'd a Crag Cat who distracted the Render while I ran off, stark naked.
Ran into a near-death Cougar three seconds later and got owned with a crit.
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When myself, Cake, Thunderlamb and BigWeekender were new we did a lot of stupid things, one resulted in the following;
At the time BigWeekender was playing a Bhaliir Retainer by the name of Elliot Richtor, and our story begins with the good Retainer making a sending for a hairdresser to make his or her way to the Bhaliir Estate immediately for some work.
Enter Jonny Haircut.
Jonny ran down to the Bhaliir Estate and presented his credentials to the Retainer who ushered him into the private chambers. Under instructions to do a neat trim the nervous amateur didn’t get off to a great start, accidently cutting a bald patch in Mister Richtor’s lovely carpet of hair.
Unfortunately our hairdresser’s nerves began to show and the suspicious Retainer demanded to see how poor Jonny was getting along – Needless to say Elliot wasn’t impressed. For the next five minutes Elliot chased Jonny around the Bhaliir Estate hurling abuse at the young man. Eventually running out of gas Jonny parked himself in what would prove to be a poor choice of rooms. Catching up Elliot impressed upon the budding "hairdresser extraordinaire" his anger, and proceeded to drown the short lived character in the Bhaliir baths (of which he foolishly collapsed aside).
Exit Jonny Haircut.
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I lost my shit when I heard that story
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During our crazed mugging phase didn’t you lure Thunderlamb down to the Slums with the promise of a beggar riot? Thunderlamb followed knowing it was you, thinking there was an awesome event unfolding, only to have you lead him into an abandoned house and beat him to death. All-the-while poor Thunder was sending you tells - “It’s me! Tom it’s Chris!â€
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Back when I was first playing I had just leveled my little guy to 4, getting the stat bonus and such, and realized I had made a serious blunder. Must fix…I run out into the eastway and eventually find a wolf to let beat on me. Of course, I luckily kill it instead of it killing me, and in a fit of frustration I decide, I'll just kill myself, and respawn.....
That's when I found out that killing yourself takes all of your inventory alng with you.... :(