Idiotic Things I Did With My First Character
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I thought to get the damn axle for the axle quest you needed to attack Kesterbys Cart, you know, destroy it and in the remains is the axle
The guards didn't agree
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I always remember my first char ages ago, can't remember his name, who was a rogue looting Parner's room ('cause NPC's don't do a thing!) only for him to burst in with his club shouting something like "Bloody thieves, you've had it now boy!" I stole his favourite shirt it seems. That character went on to almost be a half-orc's love toy in the cells. Gulp
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Drago…ahhh drago...I threatened the PD's the militia the legion Bhaliir and Fivestar...WOW ANGER PROBLEMS lol
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My first character was a Dragonborn. She never made it to the Arabel, though, as I read and learned the rules on the starting area.
Then I made an elven druid who used a bow for quite some time. When I learned that it wasn't allowed, I made what I consider my first (real) character… -
I made Donavan DuBree to compliment his cousin Graf DuBree. Graf needed a heavy hitter so i made Don to be a tank/Weapon master. Well after getting to lvl six i realized that the reason i didnt have the ability to get expertise was because i had an int of 8….... So i just made him a halberd fighter and applied for guard!
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@KING:
I made Donavan DuBree to compliment his cousin Graf DuBree. Graf needed a heavy hitter so i made Don to be a tank/Weapon master. Well after getting to lvl six i realized that the reason i didnt have the ability to get expertise was because i had an int of 8….... So i just made him a halberd fighter and applied for guard!
You have too many damn usernames. I had no idea that you were you…
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@HarryMcScary:
@KING:
I made Donavan DuBree to compliment his cousin Graf DuBree. Graf needed a heavy hitter so i made Don to be a tank/Weapon master. Well after getting to lvl six i realized that the reason i didnt have the ability to get expertise was because i had an int of 8….... So i just made him a halberd fighter and applied for guard!
You have too many damn usernames. I had no idea that you were you…
Holds out his index finger and then opens his mouth as if to make an utterance in retort and then simply shrinks in refrain and offers a solemn nod of agreance
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I played a Sharran Cleric, Hunson Reyne, Who was Hell bent on robbing anything that came into sight and looting everyone he saw. I didnt know anything about shar and joined Elmett's group ended up being in a massive sewer battle and pretty much ran around casting virtue! :P.
After we won the big fight I walked in all high and mighty and full looted trystan :oops: I then proceeded to sell the +2 AC myhtril full plate because I was scared people would realise it was me who stole it. I believe the kests got a deal there! I didnt use the +2 AC shield due to the fact I thought people would know it was trystans…I had some of the best loot on the server and I didnt use any of it, Or I used it wrong! Tried to use the Elven kind gear to sneak around...I was a Cleric...
Much to the disgust of my Sharan buddies, Tharg and Jon Eyrmn I refused to hand over the elite hiding gear and instead told them to give me all the loot that would be useful for clerics..Im surprised they didnt kill me on the spot.
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When I first logged on there was a storm raging in Arabel, I walked around aimlessly and got struck by lightning when walking through the market. Some cleric healed me up a little and all people was just staring at me. I was guided into Frins house where I misclicked on a large half-orc buying bandages and attacked him, he kicked my ass and asked with a tell if it was a misclick. I didn't know how to send tells so I just replied "yes". I then took Frins quest and died quite quickly. I made a new character, took Frins quest again and looted my old characters belongings. Can't remember which DM who threatened to bann me, but after that I started getting the hang of things
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my first character on Arabel was a 8 int 8 wis 10cha warrior who ran everywhere weapons out and threatened people.
I think mr Grash lasted a week before going worg hunting alone at level 2? was a long time ago..
quit after that for a LONG time, came back with some little characters, my first decent one was Micky imo.
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I didnt know there was a forum for a very..very…very long time.
PERFORMS RAISE DEAD ON POST!
it is ALIVE!!!
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@Royston:
I played a Sharran Cleric, Hunson Reyne, Who was Hell bent on robbing anything that came into sight and looting everyone he saw. I didnt know anything about shar and joined Elmett's group ended up being in a massive sewer battle and pretty much ran around casting virtue! :P
Edit: I couldn't help but love your bald faced lying with 2 bluff when asked if you'd seen the Elven gear. "No idea what you're talking about." Especially when the DM kindly pointed out to us you were actually wearing the gear…
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Hmmm.
The first thing I did wrong was attempt to create a gray-skinned human with no eyes. His race was undead half-angel.
After that didn't work out I made a priest to the "Great Mother" He was a cannibal but I had no idea who the Great Mother was.
I made an elven rogue with a heavy armor proficiency, and made him the leader of a hugely unsucessfull assassins guild that had about 12 members. All of which were my alts. When he did get caught the DM had to set him free because the only way the others had found out about him was through my other alt, who got caught. This resulted badly.
One of the alts I made was the elven rogues brother. He got killed by a paladin thirty minutes into his short life. The RP was good, but I proceeded to presume he was blessed by a necromancer and could speak to the living from the fugue plane, by use of tells.
I made a good-aligned goblin without permission. The first one was deleted after the reset. I didn't realize why and made another one.
I killed NPCs for no reason. Got caught.
I left items on the server for my alts to "find."
Probably should have been banned.
(This of course, was'nt on this server, but on EfU.)
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We were actually debating it with the DM at the time but he said you were new so we should give you a few days more to understand that a total of 12 MS/Hide after adding the buffs from the leetest gear in the game was still shit.
Edit: I couldn't help but love your bald faced lying with 2 bluff when asked if you'd seen the Elven gear. "No idea what you're talking about." Especially when the DM kindly pointed out to us you were actually wearing the gear…
Wow…I feel bad still about that! The epic-newb-ness of it all is almost sickening now...
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My first character was the brother of Tasslehoff Burrfoot, a kender. He was also a fighter, a wizard, a sorcerer, and a real pest with the Deekin voiceset.
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Way back when, it was OK to have your familiars running around town. I made the mistake of having my level 1 set everyone to hostile, and get killed over and over again by a bunch of Pixies (there was no "subdue" option at the time).
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My first character just had the wrong domains. DING DING Remake. The next one died around lvl 4-5 because of huge lag spike which jumped me right into 4 gypsie warriors after combat. So I made his younger cousin, who many older player knows as Chadin.
RP aside, my biggest noob thing was to run all the quests after resets. Reason for that was simply the joy of making them, since I used all my gold and such to buy worthless crap. I thought that going over lvl 4 was great and that having a full plate was like being a god. (Yes, this is the reason why Chadin thought having just +1 gear was acceptable for a lvl 12 cleric, who actually was able to -make- +2 gear).
Hmmm. Biggest meta-like mistake was casting Raise Dead while I was in prison. The corpse was outside. We were threatened with a ban because of this. I could actually still see it done IC:ly, but still, it was a silly thing to do. Well, I think the guards enjoyed having naked Zenobia around so …
My secondary character also tried to lure group of goblin elites one by one, using transitions and such. A DM possessed one and kicked my ass, and get kicking it. I had the balls to tell him to try to switch modes or some such to kill me. I actually realised I had it coming, so I asked to be FD'd. Didn't get it though. But as I was beaten to near death, I used that to trick like 800 lyons from paladins.
I also had a half-orc shaman of Lurue. Shakaftor was actually fun. Sadly, only finns and some other folk could understand his speak as I wrote it like a really stupid finn would pronounce english + additional triple or quadruple vowels. He was howling all the time. And bathing in mud. And he was killed by Kevan Bhaliir, who lured Shak to Bhaliir Estate Tyrran priestess tried to stop this by making Shakaftor intelligent, but as he only reached int 9, he really didn't get it. But he managed to tell them that he was a shaman of the Unicorn Goddess, and that he really liked Saer Kevan who told him nice jokes And that he was following him to return the gold he dropped to the streets. Shak thought he had a hole in his purse or something
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Made a Paladin of Helm, a God I never heard of at the time, and was soon enough turned into a Zombie and eaten alive by a Werewolf. I remade, and accused my murderers!
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Oh god, My first character on CoA
Slade Splittongue, I dont remember what "wizard" i challenged to a mage duel to the death, and in the meantime, Summoned my hell hound familiar, and proceeded to cast Ray of frost at this unknown wizard, and he returned with a fireball to the face, actually didnt kill, me was sent to prison, I told them they'd never take me alive! Screaming in central arabel, (V3 i think, when Kronovitz guard were still around). And proceeded to attack every guard in site.
Second character was Jorik Kolt, Probably one of my funnest characters, being as I took him seriously, got him into Kronovitz, and was PK'd by Cornelius Bradshaw, and the rogue that hung out with him, I dont remember his name.. damn.
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Yes Yes my first character was vary fun.
Me and my budy made our first character together.
I forget his name but he was evil and me and my friend went out the east gate at level one and hid in the bushes."Look here comes a player"
"Lets get em"
"ARG!"
"ARG!"One hit K.O's
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A cleric of a chaos god. But this god wasnt even from dnd. It was from warhammer 40k I think his name was Korn or something like that. Went around preeching that this was the real god that made all other gods and was looking to set up connection around arabel and start a vary evil church that was going to do some real bad things. All at level 1. Well after he was murderd for his beleifs after getting into a big argument with a cleric that he WAS wrong.