A stern talking to!
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@Mortui @Miss_Behaviour @SpiffyMeister @MadsAP @Fizzgig @Prettysmitten
Alright you Berks!
Time for a stern talking to, since moral is down low, and some of us are acting like bleeding lemons.We are in this pile of dung together. And it will take our combined efforts to leave this ant hill behind. If you have an issue with one another, its armor off and fisty cuffs and bloody noses. But you all shake hands afterwards, and drink the post ale, and laugh at each others poor jokes!
Trust is all we have. Trust in each other. Honor it, cutters.
That also goes for you Sir Essil! We went full Williby for you yesterday, and you had the audacity to use load your coin, you scamp! I was going to give you the coin to pay your debt, and instead you felt the need to steal from me. Not even Brandobaris puts his hand in another Cutters pocket! Be better Winthrop!
I dusted off our code of conduct, and added number 9, which I never thought I should.
Id buy you all a drink, but Essil stole my gold.
Mother Flip
Company Code of Conduct:
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- No making soul-binding deals, under any circumstances. No deal is to good if it means losing your soul if you fail.
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- No, we do not offer planar taxi services, we do not do 'escort me to the plane of fire,' as a tourist trip. Only members get to join our planar escapades unless the Company Boss approves (sir Essil)
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- Fraternizing with Succubi is forbidden. We lost to many good men. Hats are to be removed on mention of Williby.
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- Erinyes is permitted on receiving contract and white-lining any mention of 'your soul shall be mine' and you must use contraception. No one is leaving half-devil bastards.
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- Do not get into a limerick competition with a slaad.
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- Be careful of what you summon. We permit all planar studies, but do not, under any circumstances, let Lemons catch you summoning devils in your studies (for wizards).
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- What you believe in is your own business. You can talk about it, but if someone says stop, you stop.
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- Do not mention what happened on 1357, Eleint 3, under any circumstance.
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- Never make a mark out of another fellow Breacher! (Unless its a prank!)
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Flip,
I paid off my debt to the Manticore with the gold you generously provided and I will be thinking of ways to repay you.
It's just coin, at the end of the day, my good friend, we shouldn't be hung up about accounting.
Sir Essil Winthrop
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Essil,
Return the woman's fucking gold.
Jacob
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Look,
I didn't know the fine dwarven lass was the daughter of a member of the Embassy staff! I'dve been much wiser in that situation!
Secondly,
Yes, I was thinking of doing that, thank you very much.
Relax, folks, enjoy the prime while we're here, treat it as an unplanned vacation!
Sir Essil Winthrop
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We literally have 40 members of the Companions Stranded in the planes as well if we don't get this beacon working. They have no clue where we are or what to do.
I think there is ample reason to possess urgency.
Jacob
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They are all veterans, each a person whose survived the planes and possess the wits and smarts to make independent decisions.
I have faith in my members to survive at least a little while.
Sir Essil Winthrop
Puffy's bumbling Scum-goblin minion.
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@spiffymeister
Essil,
I have a nose for making gold. Tymora loves me in that regard. But it was not only you. Nix made sure to line her own pockets at your expense. And there have been more of that shit all around. Hence the talking to.Make it up to me at some point. You got me out of both the cell and the cage. I will always have your back. But I expect you to have mine as well. That is how our Company works. Or is suppose to.
Flip
Character: Wouldnt you like to know?
Olouthitis: Character does awesome things for a few months, but inevitability hijacks an air ship and crashes it into an evil faction head quarters screaming battle cries. -
Essil, you are welcome to take out a loan from me anytime.
A.
