Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Corynt, to CakeOrDeath: "No, I will not roll a spot check. Frankly, I'm getting sick of rolling 20s."
Rook
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Applies to Wolf Erine, Illiandran, naldur Patten and the infamous *~SkUlLY~+….: "Stop powergaming."
Rocc: "Hey guys! I'm back!"
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Kinaru Hitomi: "Woof!"
Sabastian Milliar: "Rufus, you're the best brother a guy could have!"
Rufus Milliar: "The laws of physical phenomena must be the same for a 'fixed' observer as for an observer who has a uniform motion of translation relative to him, so that we have not, and cannot possibly have, any means of discerning whether we are, or are not, carried along by such a motion."
Emery: "I'm not gay."
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@John:
Rufus Milliar: "The laws of physical phenomena must be the same for a 'fixed' observer as for an observer who has a uniform motion of translation relative to him, so that we have not, and cannot possibly have, any means of discerning whether we are, or are not, carried along by such a motion."
Lies. That one time they cast the "not stupid" spell on him he talked like that.
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@John:
Kinaru Hitomi: "Woof!"
Sabastian Milliar: "Rufus, you're the best brother a guy could have!"
Rufus Milliar: "The laws of physical phenomena must be the same for a 'fixed' observer as for an observer who has a uniform motion of translation relative to him, so that we have not, and cannot possibly have, any means of discerning whether we are, or are not, carried along by such a motion."
Emery: "I'm not gay."
Nate, I'm going to encase your brain in a giant glass cake tray when you die under mysterious causes.
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Anyndil: "You know, I really hate refering to myself as the bard in insert colour here (for those that might not know, Anyndil was both the Bard in Blue, white, red, black and, if i remember correctly, green)
Laioric & Melissa "Archer is for pussies, we never kill anything"
Galandrias "Lets try not involving a shit loads of players today"
Temon "No Anyndil, the harpers cant come to the back room of my shop to discuss a plan to kill evil folks."
insert any harper pc "No, i dont feel like killing evil people today"
Rebecca Kelten "No Lilyis, I wont go kill this person for you, piss off"
Rebecca to Cordova " This might be dangerous, i think we should turn back."
Jessica Winters "No, those evil folk are scary"
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Xenthym Kane "Rav smell this delightful new perfume i dabbed on my neck" smiles warmly and then presents neck for the smelling tilting head to one side
Rebecca Kelten "wait…everyone stop...we have to go back..i broke a nail....i cannot be seen like this"
Kevan Bhaliir " we have to set up that soup kitchen for poor underprivaleged half orcs in the estate with all haste..i just love those guys" sniff
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Corynt, to CakeOrDeath: "No, I will not roll a spot check. Frankly, I'm getting sick of rolling 20s."
Rook
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CR's Spot is so good he can see my soul crying
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Thorlen Kren: 'Mouser, here's that Brandy you wanted!'
Mouser: 'Oh? No thanks…'
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knock knock
Gilmor: "who's there?" -
Nero: "Ahh, dawn. The beginning of another day full of possibilities for one with a positive, optimistic outlook."
Ella: "No, it would be a misuse of magic to use this wand to put half the market to sleep."
Cynn: "Flowers, for me? Gee, thanks!" Or, "The guards are all so competent and helpful."
Cara: "Oh look, a stranger. I think I'll introduce myself, smile, and be nice."
Anandra: "Turn the other cheek."
Yosho: Frowns
Tahi: Anything coherent.
Corynt: Any emote shorter than five lines.
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any harper player Strange, I don´t receve any death theaths or had someone trying to kill me in a real while.
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Adela Borina: 'It's a bit Gloomy in here. Anyone else think it's a bit gloomy in here?'
Neco Borina: 'My appreciation of the late masters comes very much from a literary as well as an artistic perspective.'
Urebrin: 'Oh, that's torn the seams horribly. Still, nobody should notice.'
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Adela Borina: 'It's a bit Gloomy in here. Anyone else think it's a bit gloomy in here?'
Neco Borina: 'My appreciation of the late masters comes very much from a literary as well as an artistic perspective.'
Urebrin: 'Oh, that's torn the seams horribly. Still, nobody should notice.'
How about-
Urebrin: keeps his hands still the entire time
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Random player: does not emote
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Storm OgreCrush: "I'm not in the mood, and I'm very picky about my women."
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Wil Dilenger: Hey all, ive got this mission to slay some orcs, lets go right away.
Wil Dilenger: No of course I dont have any intelligent plans to get us through this.
Acastus: You know what im going to quit drinking and start thinking about leadership responisibilities, whats more I totally disagree with drinking while on mission
Hannibal Webber: Offers you a glass of deep red wine, it really is a glass of deep red wine
Hannibal: Hey Revus, you know what im sick of all this velsharoon business and hiring you out as a assassin. Lets bake cookies instead.
Revus: You know what Im getting sick of killing people for money. Im going to convert to Lathander and help the less fortunate.
Joe Scarlet: Thats it I will never summon again.
Joe Scarlet: Thats it im never going on the front ever gain, hey you halfling mage, get up there and kill some orcs with this staff.
Audra: Yes im definately going to start backing out of duels more.
Cleo: Ive decided to dedicate myself to the law and also less random ways.
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Neraj: I'm thinking black isnt my color. Maybe I'll wear blue, or yellow.. or..
Anichka: It's cold in here; put another log on the fire.
Talia: Sewing is so boring. Maybe we should go hunt orcs or something.
Sigrin: I'm full.
Xander Kraven: Undead?! flees
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Neraj: I'm thinking black isnt my color. Maybe I'll wear blue, or yellow.. or..
Oh the Irony!