Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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1:16 : [09:42] What supposedly made a witcher nasty was that they could swing a blade so fast the human eye could not see it. <- do they also steal dicks before people can react and get pregnant?
11:16 : wat
11:17 : Sometimes Santa Forte doesn't make sense
11:18 : No, I was referencing an old CoA meme.
11:18 : Didn't you play in v2?
11:19 : I did, just don't remember that one.
11:19 : Aeilin.
11:19 : You know the reason the Tymoran/Selune shrine was haunted, cause she got pregnant nonstop.
11:19 : Probably avoided that one
11:20 *** Puffy joined #CoA
11:20 <meantoad|work>: I am so glad we don't have characters getting pregnant anymore
11:20 : There we go: [11:34:05AM] <@SheaKitten> [Aeilin] steals your dick before you can notice and is pregnant by the time you can react
11:20 : And what an awful time for Puffy to return.
11:20 : …
11:20 : What..
11:20 : W-
11:20 : No..
11:20 : I'm just gonna walk away</meantoad|work>That moment when two chances events converge…
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maikeru1333: i keep secretly hoping applefritos is actually a girl, and is like hot, and does like staff martial arts, and being in my city i can be like 'hey teach me staff'
verk: Applefritos is a man
maikeru1333: and then like i would secretly write fan fiction about our clandestine relationship while never actually saying anything in real life and just beng like 'whatev' whenever it comes up in conversation
cb_work:….......
cb_work:This is excellent -
[23:59] so
[23:59] HC is dead
[23:59] Very very importantly: Can I now go into Old Town to get to eveningstar?
[23:59] HAHAHHAHA
[23:59] :P
[00:00] More importantly, can I dye my armor?! THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. I've been holding in my fashion sense forevahhh
[00:01] <verk|work>HC is alive, Just in Royal Court
[00:01] <verk|work>Do your duty and rescue him
[00:01] nah
[00:01] <verk|work>FIGHT TO THE LAST
[00:01] too much work
[00:01] I work for lhal now
[00:01] yus
[00:01] THE TYRANNY OF FREEDOM
[00:01] <thomas|mirc>For Kiong and Country
[00:02] Now, if I COULD dye my HC armor
[00:02] * kham|work pokes thomas|mIRC
[00:02] I need to take over house Beorthre, and make them choose another color other than brown
[00:03] True Power is the ability to dictate FASHION
[00:03] FASSSSHHIOON
[00:03] <verk|work>Make them wear something worse than Maleen armour
[00:03] <kham|work>Thune lost his sugar daddy
[00:04] It was the huge belts we had to wear
[00:04] it overbalanced us
[00:05] <kham|work>Haven't heard much from the houses lately
[00:06] apparently Paertrover is very successful
[00:07] <verk|work>Beothre is currently only Ethika, They need some love
[00:07] Its a handful of people that are invovled that know about it?
[00:07] <@StrifeAndDiscord> I dont think Gabriel will let Lockwood leave the kitchen
[00:07] <@StrifeAndDiscord> She must also produce him an heir
[00:07] <@StrifeAndDiscord> So she will be very busy
[00:07] heirs?
[00:07] what are these Heirs?
[00:08] don't you know that no one gets pregnant in CoA?
[00:08] <thomas|mirc>What Kham|work?
[00:08] <@StrifeAndDiscord> I asked thomas|mIRC
[00:08] <@StrifeAndDiscord> And he agreed that you can be the first
[00:08] <kham|work>That was way too long to respond, now I forgot about the loot I was going to ask for
[00:09] <@StrifeAndDiscord> thomas|mIRC also said that he will play the NPC doctor that will do checkups on Lockwood
[00:09] <thomas|mirc>I never said this.
[00:09] But Hardcastle is gone
[00:09] Who will invent the ultrasound machine?
[00:09] <thomas|mirc>besides
[00:09] GNOMES!?
[00:09] So like, I have a rash on my thigh
[00:09] can you diagnose?
[00:09] Gnomish ultrasound machine
[00:09] What could go wrong
[00:09] * Thune goes splat
[00:09] It's that clap
[00:09] <thomas|mirc>gnomish ultrasound machine is actually a tuning fork
[00:10] No
[00:10] <@StrifeAndDiscord> Use PMs to thomas|mIRC. thomas|mIRC is huge on Doctor-Client confidentiality
[00:10] its a 20 foot tall giant tuning fork, attached to an osciloscope
[00:10] <thomas|mirc>50 bucks
[00:10] 1st consult is not 150?
[00:10] <thomas|mirc>50 euros
[00:10] JESUS
[00:10] EUROS?!
[00:10] <thomas|mirc>I still have faith in the German economy
[00:11] germans are smart. They manufacture the machines to manufacture stuff
[00:11] <kham|work>Just vet your nurse, make sure they aren Loviatans
[00:11] have Myron do interviews</kham|work></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></kham|work></thomas|mirc></verk|work></kham|work></kham|work></verk|work></thomas|mirc></verk|work></verk|work></verk|work> -
[16:41] What kind of 5-9 quest boss casts HARM
[16:41] Clearly one you thought was harmless, Hellz. -
Quoting yourself is a crime.
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Should be a bannable offense.
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Unless it's roasting HellzYeah, then I'm totally on board
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<dk|atwork>OrinFugueKing: what state you in?
Confusion mostly. Some times Panic.
rarly in Grace</dk|atwork> -
[22:33] <dk|class>If you want me to bang Verk, I need more than 4k gold
[22:34] <@StrifeAndDiscord> 4k?!
[22:34] <@StrifeAndDiscord> For 4K I demand a cuddle and spooning as well</dk|class> -
20:42 <rj|around>: Me and Plank are kicking off a YouTube Channel
20:42 : ;n;
20:43 : I'll be sure to thumbs down it</rj|around> -
A small chat about raises.
[09:36] I just came home from a performance review meeting with the CEO of the company I work for.
[09:36] >>
[09:37] * SinisterPlank hugs his payraise
[09:37] XD
[09:37] I got my raise a few weeks ago
[09:37] <3
[09:37] I alt-tab back to the game and I read screams of agony of players
[09:37] * ScriptAndDiscord looks to thomas|mIRC
[09:37] I mena, I'm still not making great money, but it got abit more alright ^^
[09:38] And a bonus car, so that's nice.
[09:38] <@thomas|mIRC> lol
[09:38] <@thomas|mIRC> I am still due for my raise
[09:38] <@thomas|mIRC> <.<
[09:39] <@thomas|mIRC> Might message my DM about it today
[09:39] Dont look at me
[09:39] I am not giving you a raise -
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNuzRxHTWaQ4xlb8HGXv7A
Okay
I'm concerned that the logo at the top right is DP >>
It is DP <<
Top Left**
Draz and Plank. It may be in that order for a reason.
because we know PLank likes being behind you
:P
Nah, we all know the mage does the casting. -
15:33 : SpiceAndClipboard has spoken, it does.
15:34 : SterpandDerp?
15:35 <dk|class>: Fun fact, Strife is actually a girl
15:35 <dk|class>: <u<
15:36 <dk|class>: DAmmit, I didn't fool anyone D:
15:37 : Yes, he is my waifu
15:37 : Snuggly Wuggly Straifu
15:37 : WifeAndDiscord confirmed
15:37 : WIFEANDDISCORD
15:38 : Arkham wins the internet</dk|class></u<
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CaptainFantastic, this is what happens when people rely on someone who's like never been in the underdark to guide them >_>
I get lost down there too, but then I remember i can just port whereever I want to go -
14:24 Jasede Need a DM
14:24 Jasede Someone petrified…
14:25 Jasede In stealth
14:25 Jasede and we can't find them
14:25 Jasede lolmao
14:25 Arkham Hahahahahahaha -
1[00:07] I've been goading people today
01[00:07] telling them how they wish they were as high level as I am
[00:08] arent you level 4?
[00:09] <thomas|mirc>they don't need to know that
[00:09] <thomas|mirc>if they think thune is level 20 no one will gank him
[00:10] Thune was boasting about his WF dagger
[00:10] I felt threatened
[00:10] :P
[00:11] God damn it Thune….
[00:11] I try and i try to give you advice on your build…
[00:11] and you go and get wf dagger…...
[00:11] Thune did nothing wrong
[00:11] <thomas|mirc>that dagger is scary
[00:11] They are building around a weapon they've found
[00:11] <thomas|mirc>lol
[00:11] Which is fucking terrifying
01[00:12] WF DAGGER AND LEVEL 4!
02[00:12] * Quits: uha (Mibbit@nmvl83-065-5-99.range02-184.btcentralplus.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[00:12] >.<
01[00:12] YOU WILL FEAR ME AND MY NO QUICKSLOTTED HEALING
[00:12] dont worry thune
[00:12] we r strong 2getha
[00:12] stand as forest
[00:12] not as lone tree
01[00:13] you don't seem to understand my powah!
06[00:13] * Thune waves dagger
06[00:13] * Thune drops it
01[00:13] shit
01[00:13] Also, I realised that the weave changes
01[00:13] made my special altertion useless
01[00:14] AFTER I DELIBERATELY GOT MYSELF SUROUNDED BY 15 FOES
01[00:14] I used it…and....its the base spell now
[00:14] the one on your item?
01[00:14] and….I was like "Oh."
06[00:14] * Thune opens inventory and looks for healing
[00:14] …..
[00:15] OPENS INVENTORY AND LOOKS FOR HEALING???
[00:15] My eyes are bleeding!
[00:15] <<
01[00:15] Then I realised it was all in one of the bags
01[00:15] so I had to stop running to open the bag
06[00:15] * Righteousjustice would help CB but can't because his eyes are also bleeding
[00:15] Stop… please......stop
[00:17] Why do you do this to yourself? :O
01[00:17] I did ask a DM if I could recreate, and get more than 12 str, 10 dex, and 10 con
[00:18] What does this have to do with your healing being in a bag?
1[00:19] >>
01[00:19] I did recently discover I had 20 Cure Critical Wounds today
01[00:19] So thats good
[00:19] WHAT USE WOULD HIS HEALING BAG BE IF HE DIDNT KEEP HEALING IN IT, WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU UNCOUTH MESSY SAVAGES SUGGESTING
[00:20] when you die, it's your own fault.
[00:21] HE WONT DIE BECAUSE HE KNOWS ALL HIS HEALING IS WITHIN HIS HEALING BAG
[00:21] SO HE WONT LOSE IT
[00:22] `op
[00:22] Bah
[00:28] DID YOU LOSE YOUR OP? IF ONLY YOU HAD AN OP BAG TO STORE IT WITHIN
[00:28] THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE LOST IT IN SUCH A DIRE SITUATION
03[00:28] * Joins: Sheep (Mibbit@dev-zkcjkm00-88waj9-63.dhcp.inet.fi)
[00:30] Thune nearly died
[00:30] again
[00:30] rip
[00:31] He died?
[00:32] oh nearly</thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc></thomas|mirc> -
Raaz was a sexy beast. The kind of guy when he beat you up, you get horny.
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(05:30:00 PM) HellzYeah: Honestly
(05:30:03 PM) HellzYeah: If you're in the CB
(05:30:08 PM) HellzYeah: You get so much shit
(05:30:13 PM) Vagabond|Work: after I play my bby <3
(05:30:20 PM) Jasede: in the CB?
(05:30:24 PM) HellzYeah: Like its incredible how much good shit you get
(05:30:25 PM) Jasede: we're friends but not THAT close -
[11:52.40] Savnnnn
[11:52.48] Kick me out of bed plz
[11:52.50] <3 Aldnoah Zero
[11:53.12] L-lewd
[11:55.11] You already spend a third of your life in bed
[11:55.19] http://i.imgur.com/e5l2Get.jpg
[11:55.31] I say go for 66%
[11:55.51] If you leave bed its a short leap to leaving the house, and you need to get dressed and shower for that
[11:55.58] And if you do that then you need to do laundry
[11:55.58] Knightmare
[11:55.59] <3
[11:56.00] eventually
[11:56.08] Are you prepared for that horror?!
[11:56.44] If I stay naked and in bed
[11:56.45] Monday is meme day
[11:56.50] and leave the house to do shopping once a week
[11:56.57] leave naked?
[11:57.02] I can go a few months without doing laudry
[11:57.52] * MrGeek_out is now known as MrGeek_work
[11:58.08] If all your summer courses are online
[11:58.16] then even less reason to leave the house, or bed
[11:58.22] Best start building an ecosystem
[11:58.29] and lifestyle that supports all bed all the time
[11:59.06] <mrgeek_work>Good day
[11:59.22] Look at MrGeek_work
[11:59.34] If you leave bed you might one day become a responcible and functioning member of society
[11:59.38] And do you really want that?
[11:59.41] I didnt think so
[12:00.23] <vagabond|work>Savn raises some excellent points</vagabond|work></mrgeek_work> -
Dagon, Mortui and Thomas discussing character development.
[21:26] Why is Wilsip worth ALMOST as much as me
[21:26] I've got kills under my belt
[21:26] Boutny huting is really profitable too.
[21:26] <citizen_bane>Still waiting on answer to this: viewtopic.php?t=189172
[21:26] You can like, rob the criminal and like..
[21:27] 'Oh, yeah. I found him without all that gold.'
[21:27] 'Oh he says I robbed him? Course he woul dsay that.'
[21:27] Mortui, he's the gang leader
[21:27] <citizen_bane>If i were to turn in a dead or alive bounty, i'd turn them in dead 99% of the time
[21:27] <citizen_bane>dry looted obviously
[21:27] Murders tend ot get dead or alive bounties.
[21:28] If you stop short of murder, heresy, or Treason, you tend to get 'capture only.'
[21:28] To be fair the only reason I killed those guards was because Tinker didn't really understand what I was trying to do
[21:28] But fuck it, it got me a big bounty
[21:28] Honestly. You could have sat in that cell.
[21:29] Gone through a gruelling interrogation. Gotten like.. a massive fine and maybe some pit time or stock time.
[21:29] Been on your way.
[21:29] Because Cloak was not justified yet.
[21:29] But sitting in a cell is boring
[21:29] Unless you declare in your interview, 'I am an evil unrepetant sod.' In which case it's cloak time.
[21:30] I chose the path less traveled and that has made all the difference.
[21:30] <@thomas|gone> no…
[21:30] <@thomas|gone> the path less traveled would be…
[21:30] <@thomas|gone> to listen to dagon rant at you
[21:30] Ah, true
[21:30] But that'd make me off my character so no thx
[21:30] <@thomas|gone> you picked the 'edgy evil mortui pc'
[21:31] I'm not even edgy
[21:31] <@thomas|gone> dude
[21:31] <@thomas|gone> you're an angry ghostwise halfling with daddy issues
[21:31] <@thomas|gone> you are either edgy or a teenage goth pretending to be a vampire
[21:32] You'd know that wasn't true if anyone had read my plot ticket since Puffy 17 days ago.
[21:32] Not my fault nobody's actually tried to get my characters' story out of him.
[21:32] And hasn't done that for the past ten characters
[21:33] Or more</citizen_bane></citizen_bane></citizen_bane>