The Nine Lairs of Doggy Hell
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So, I am going to make a dungeon based off Dante's Inferno, where you travel through the nine lairs of hell.
What would Dante's Inferno look like for dogs?
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Vacuum cleaners and baths everywhere.
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Ha. I also need a setting for doggy sins.
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The dog that randomly vomits nasty shit on the floor.
The dog that digs through the trash can and makes a hella mess.
The dog that rubs it's ass all over the floor, perhaps because of worms.
The dog that drinks from the toilet!
A level where the punishment for the PC's is a 'shock collar' that silences them or does damage whenever they cast a spell. Thematically, because dogs barking can be annoying at certain nights.
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A door the dog sits in front of for their beloved owner to return, but they never do.
Every dog toy is laced with bitter, foul tasting substances, or has small, just ever so tiny, tiny pricks on them, so the dog hurts his mouth every time he dares try to chew on one.
Hourly dog whistles going off.
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Tormented by cats for all eternity.
Fleas -
Never being able to catch the Courier Cart
Squirrel being just out of reach of his leash
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a vet's surgery. 'snip snip'
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The dog that never finds out who is actually is a good boy.
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Giant Cats who Chase Dogs
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But will there be doggy lewt?
Dog biscuits of cure critical wounds kind of stuff?
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Let's not forget a dog whistle with charges of summon excitable dug.
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Doggy Sisyphus. The Dogs who keeps chasing the car, but can never catch it. Every time they do, they end up back at the start.
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Instead of tubes of flame, massive dog whistles constantly sound, but always appear to be just over the horizon.
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A lake of ice the center, where dogs are forced to run around a giant vacuum cleaner, within which, especially naughty dogs are chewed eternally in it's brush.
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keeping in mind the theme… a journey seeing the various misbehaviors (as seen by Dogs) and appropriate punishments...
I thought i'd perhaps layout the reason for the lairs, as opposed to punishments as others have done.
1.Dogs with no pack due to no fault of their own
2.Dogs who sit in the corner/under a tree instead of playing with others
3.Dogs who don't help bark/yowl/alert at intruders
4.Dogs who refuse to be sniffed even a little
5.Dogs who eat out of place
6.Dogs who eliminate on kills after their turn at eating
7.Dogs who are loners/refuse to join pack
8.Dogs who lie with their body language
9.Dogs who pretend to be packless, join a pack, but are spies.At the center of course would be a giant Fox-
A semi-dog-shaped being who exhibits the opposite of dog qualities.
and who is Beatrice ? person-mommy with treats?