The L-Eagle Has Landed
Tremble, players! For no quest is safe, no expedition completely peaceful! I will find your quest train, your lonely wandering, and your serpentmancing! It may be nonsensical, it may be one-off, it may be dark or comedic, but I will hunt down the boredom and murder it with fire!
Disclaimer: Latok Spice is in no way a guarantee of loot or lebuls and may result in gruesome, unintended death or dismemberment. Not responsible for groans and high blood pressure caused by dad jokes. If a rash forms you should probably contact an admin DM, an old priest, and a young priest.
Seems legit. I mean the Starks know all about losing PvP…