Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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[09:55] From Blackadder, I give you the character of …. Witchsmeller Pursuivant!
[09:55] reyn is the witchsmeller!
[09:55] I am not!
[09:56] Though it is an awesome name.
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: [Edmund is on trial, accused of being a witch] And Prince Edmund, I believe you have a pussy cat?
[09:56] Prince Edmund: That's right, yes.
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: Awww. Its name is Bubbles?
[09:56] Prince Edmund: Yes, that's the one.
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: Or to give it its full name,
[09:56] [shouts]
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: Beelzebubbles!
[09:56] Prince Edmund: [after the Witchsmeller Pursuivant has accused him of being a witch] You're just an old quack!
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: What did you call me?
[09:56] Prince Edmund: Quack! Quack! Quack!
[09:56] [the crowd reacts in shock]
[09:56] The Witchsmeller Pursuivant: [to Prince Harry] My Lord, you see how the duck still possesses him. -
23:05 Camazotz: I stole your donkey, Harry! Whatchagunna do about it?
23:01 HarryMcScary: I wanna write about Donkey
23:01 Camazotz: Where'd I put my classy monocle?
23:01 Donkeypuffy: What?
23:01 Donkeypuffy Why me? >_>
23:01 NuclearCatastrophe: RL INT 16. CHA 8 :(
23:01 NuclearCatastrophe: But I maxed out taunt, baby
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23:01 Donkeypuffy: Now you speak internet23:01 HarryMcScary: I've seen a number of longiloquent and loathsome things over the years, but Hon. Ronya Smith's squibs really take the cake. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Ronya to you. Ronya is effete, eccentric, and larcenous. Furthermore, she yearns to drive us into a state of apoplexy. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong,…
23:02 HarryMcScary: ...sadistic, insecure kleptomaniacs plunge us into the dark abyss of annihilation. Because Hon. Ronya Smith is so caught up in trying to disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of obstructionism, I'd like to conclude this letter by quoting to her the last line of R. M. Rilke's poem, "Archaic...
23:02 HarryMcScary: ...Torso of Apollo": "You must change your life."
23:02 NuclearCatastrophe: I lolled
23:02 HarryMcScary: That's totally how I feel. -
XD
[17:34] SAVN
[17:34] IG?
[17:35] Booty call.
[17:35] Looks like Eriq is whipped. -
[17:30] <corwin_ofamber>Who's in charge of the Grodd plot?
[17:30] <@Gmork> Some dick</corwin_ofamber> -
Some unusual insight into Donkeypuffy's psyche.
[17:43] Ronya would go lesbian if she could sleep with Tymora
Then a few minutes later…
[17:48] Tymora could be a shemale
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Some unusual insight into Donkeypuffy's psyche.
[17:43] Ronya would go lesbian if she could sleep with Tymora
Then a few minutes later…
[17:48] Tymora could be a shemale
So would Jacob
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On the topic of Anime, behold this little gem of wisdom.
22:00] …..but i need to be personable, smiling and take an intrest in your question when you ask "are there any with tentecles"
lmao :lol:
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Lesbians? WHere?
Why?
They're nothing special
I want more gay men
They're awesome! -
<high_priestess_of_tinsel>Did you go to Aus, wabz?
yes
and we had teh sex
Aus?
Oh yah
Small IMO
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Smaug> Harry tried rolling a PnP game over ic
was ignored, and SHAME ON YOU
becouse Savage worlds hassome awesome mechanics
I wanted to play but he was racist -
Moloch_ :I could also have syphalis.
Moloch_ :again
caek|permadead: Wow, really?
Moloch_: Yes, your mom gave it to me.
caek|permadead: Fuck you Ed. -Fuck- you
Moloch_: That's what she said. -
Del> sighs
Why the sigh?
Are you high?
~~nay that be nice
~~hehe stuck in game unable to go anywhere until someone comes to me
O- Drip strokes Del quietly trying to cheer him up.
0_0
~~YOUR A SICK SICK MAN!
Blame automated messages. Like the "Drip slaps so and so's butt then grins cheekily. - Drip slaps Del with a large smelly trout
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I know all the slaps -intimately-, thanks to my, ah, doing stuff with MrCountDookoo.
wink wink
enough the forum highlights Drip!
lol I was trying to figure out how to stop the butt one
giggle giggle - Drip strokes Del quietly trying to cheer him up.
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[17:02] Has a DM ever seen homosexual cyber before?
[17:02] <@Syntax> THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DOND!? -
Syntax's response was the funniest part of that. :lol:
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[23:31] Vrack is ugly, stinks, has bad breath and no manners, yet has high charisma.
[23:31] <drip|redvines>He has a huge dong
[23:31] …
[23:31] It's girth, not length - but that's besides the point.</drip|redvines> -
Probally one of the funniest moments I have had with my Brazier, couldn't stop laughing.
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After about 10 minutes of DM's only talking I wake up and this ensues…
[06:50] <drip|tryintasleep>So this must be what the DM forums looks like…
[06:50] It's just hard not to when you realize he's serious.
[06:50] *** Drip|Tryintasleep changed nick to Drip
[06:50] Very similar.
[06:50] DM forums are mostly full of porn
[06:50] Bel is dead? :(
[06:51] That and us judging Drip.
[06:51] <@Undead-Lemon-Knight> DM forums are awesome. Totally worth all the work that goes into being a dm, just to have access to that treasure trove of trolling
[06:51] I would help you Cama, but I am still making these sill Black Watch Amulet dungeons >.>
[06:52] Losts of scripting involved.
[06:52] <@Tinker> I would help, but I am just too lazy too.
[06:52] it's true
[06:52] I'll steal all your scripts for my next DMless plot, so be sure to write down what they're called/what they do!
[06:52] Yeah but Cama, I understand that only Moloch and Tink can truely Troll me… Moloch... Cause his beard is awesome... Tink... Cause she'll rip my nipples off and feed them to a gator if I try to troll her back...
[06:53] I've got the same beard :)
[06:54] <@Tinker> :P
[06:54] <@Tinker> I dont troll people
[06:54] Haha Tinker that's classic! Going up on the forums!
[06:55] <@Tinker> I really dont!</drip|tryintasleep> -
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0_o
huh?
lol wut
<deloril|out>priceless
<undead_lemon_knight>Just as a FYI, we dont tolerate cybor on coa people. Even if its with table placables
<undead_lemon_knight>Even from dms
o.0
I guess we'll table this for now
MetallicSlime
i will eat you
What.
You lie.</undead_lemon_knight></undead_lemon_knight></deloril|out> -
12:30 smirn0ff Tymora's Challenge is Lyss' Challenge now I hope. I want to fight an illusionary Darmos
12:31 Duckroll it's now Alistair's Challenge, you have to run a trial without any witnesses or evidence that ends in execution -
[11:24] <@Syntax> I am about to enter the best Spring break ever.
[11:26] * Forte is now known as ChefForte
[11:26] <@Syntax> I should be playing a lot of Magic until Sunday, then its my 4 day trip to Telara, then its 3 days at PAX East.
[11:26] Syntax only comes in here to update us on his other hobbies
[11:27] Like Forte
[11:27] <@Syntax> No, I engage in banter here too like everyone else.
[11:28] <@Syntax> I'm going to make a killing at PAX East, Chugga. I'll let you know laters.
[11:30] [11:27] Like Forte <- I bet you there's more women interested in me because of cooking than you because of trolling, spanky.
[11:30] Now back under your bridge. The Power of Christ compels you.
[11:30] <aag|work>You need an old and a young priest
[11:31] This isn't the last you've heard of me
[11:31] * ChuggaChugga (Duckroll@89.21.160.31378) Quit (Exit: )</aag|work>