Favorite movie quotes
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"Never under estimate the power of denial"
Ricky Fitts, explaining to Lester Burnham how his dad thinks he bought all his video equipment through catering jobs in the one true cinimatic masterpiece-American Beauty.
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Not a movie, but who seems to care?
Atia: For what reason, I wonder, would you and Caesar possibly be skulking around in a cupboard…?
Octavian: What? We were... it was nothing.
Atia: "Nothing"? It doesn't sound like nothing. [beams] You seduced him, you sly little fox!
Octavian: I did not!
Atia: I am not clear it is decent, him being your great uncle… but who's to say what's decent in times like these? In any case, well done. Let's see Servilia compete with a soft young boy like you. What power we shall wield...!Atia has some of the best lines in that series. So beautifully uncaring of morals. She is the greatest comic relief in the series for me.
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No! I win! :D
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Ooh, but I still smell her.
[inhales deeply through nose]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair… They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here. -
Movie: Hudson Hawk
Hawk: How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-f*****'-die!Movie: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the f*** is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!Movie:The Nines
Gary: Hey, is this crack? Do you know how to do it? -
I don't know Velve; when he and his sister slept together she was furious.
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"I'm the moon. I don't pay f–-ing dental fees."
- The Moon, from Mighty Boosh Live.
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i know its not a movie but i think its an awsome quote
Scrubs
You tent dwelling poop fainter
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J.D: oh hey guys could one of you pass me my chino's? whispers Turk call help
Turk: ohhh buzz sounds mad
another
J.D: well at least im quite i mean come on where you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon?
Buzz: i wasnt home last night
Donna (Buzz's wife) : im gonna kill you throws him over a bush
J.D: Donna nooo
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"Just remember: No matter where you go, there you are."
Buckaroo Banzai
"I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards."
Dr. Who
"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
Jack
"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
Guildenstern
oh and this from Andromeda:
"I have faith in nothing but this: when the Universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors. Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt - trying to save the cockroaches."
Tyr Anasazi
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You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw
EY WHERE ARE DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?
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"You see, I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. My mule gets this crazy idea you're laughin' at him. So if you apologize now, all nice-like, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
- Clint Jesus Eastwood, in whichever movie he was creating sacred text with at the time.
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A bit long for a quote but…
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work." Raoul Duke narrating in Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas
Alright, so another one since Fear and Loathing has already been quoted:
"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book." Navin Johnson from The Jerk
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"I´m sorry I cannot be more optimistic, but we have a long road ahead of us.
Like having sex: It´s a painstaking task that seems to go on and on forever
and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens."- Frank Drebin. The Naked Gun 2 1/2
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After being called a "Goody Two-Shoes" by his evil twin, he blasts him in the face with his shotgun and says
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash, Army of Darkness.
Or pretty much any other quote by Ash from Armoy of Darkness.
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"I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball"
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"Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for. Amen."
- Marv, Sin City
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"Thats not a knife….-This- is a knife" - Crocodile Dundee [Paul Hogan]
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Feed me a stray cat.
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After being called a "Goody Two-Shoes" by his evil twin, he blasts him in the face with his shotgun and says
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash, Army of Darkness.
Or pretty much any other quote by Ash from Armoy of Darkness.
Yes.
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"You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?" - Old Greg
"… No..." - Howard Moon
"I'm gonna hurt you." - Old Greg-The Mighty Boosh