Elves (everything you've heard is true, and worse!)
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The Five and The Voyeur.
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Wait, what. No screenies where I gave you an oily massage in the baths? And here I thought you cared.
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I think the PC hosting these forums would melt if I posted the logs. You won't manipulate me into that!
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I still haven't got a ruling whether or not I can boil water with my eyes. :(
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I'm going to boil my own eyes after this shot.
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ITT: Try to spot the homophobe.
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The RP thats winning the elves the Hullack!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:15:44] Z'ress Maal said in Elven: Fair laughter, my beloved Tayrwyn. Are you occupied, or may I share this bath with you?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:16:04] Tayrwyn Maal said in Elven: I am now finished with Thrar, my fair cousin. Come, and let us share the joy.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:16:40] Z'ress Maal: [He quickly and deftly undoes his clothing, revealing the hauntingly beautiful features that are so typical for the Elven race. His body is fit and honed to perfection.]
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:17:17] Z'ress Maal: [He bends over to press two affectionate kisses on the both of Tayrwyn's cheeks.]
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:17:50] Tayrwyn Maal: [he smiles as he stands to meet the kisses, the delightful body glistening in scenty oils; they sit down together]
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jan 26 04:18:32] Z'ress Maal: [He offers the others a serene, outer-wordly smile, and his liquid green eyes simply ooze with excitement] -
I have never before had such a great hope to see a character die by gank squad as I now hold for the elves.
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WIPE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You know, I'm not a homophobe. I consider gay rights to be one of the most important issues facing society. I believe they should have the right to civil unions, and to marriage. I don't tolerate homophobia when I see it, and I actually have a large number of gay co-workers and friends. That being said, I could watch men having sex in front of me, and it wouldn't disturb me nearly as much as this log.
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I'm wondering why Ju'lathar looks so roughed up.
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Thanks guys, now Moloch wants our heads.
We are so dead.
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Says you. If you bathed with us instead of just pretending you didn't like it, you would receive the phat DM xp bonus too.
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A full, no edit version of this steaming bathing log will be provided to anyone making a donation to the server! Simply donate to the server, and this "Too hot 4 forums" log will be pmed to you! Dont miss this once in a life time opportunity!
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lol this is so awkward
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What the hell is that female sun elf doing in there?
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She's a cover, apparently.
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This is now a thread about puppies.
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Puppies!
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