Idiotic Things I Did With My First Character
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Khorne!
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Waaaaay back in v2, I recall making a tiefling dude with green hair and a dragon voiceset. As a level 1 wizard, I enjoyed RPing as the half-god son of Bane.
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Heh. And now you've taken Nikko's portrait, not much improvement, lamer. >_>
Trissern is full of hate
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wizard with 8 intellegence.
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wizard with 8 intellegence.
I call BS
Though, I did make a Druid with a 10 str. He was unable to climb…anything.
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I got myself sacrificed just outside the market (can't remember the diety it was to, but there was a torch involved which the priest kindly provided).
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@Lizardman:
I got myself sacrificed just outside the market (can't remember the diety it was to, but there was a torch involved which the priest kindly provided).
Along these lines, my NG gnome necromancer [[fun as hell to play]] got herself sacrificed to Ghaunadar by being gullible enough to follow someone into the sewers/ruins. The role of the -huge- gellatinous cube that ate me was played by Mr. C and I must admit, even though it resulted in the death of a character and a sense of self loathing, it remains to this day one of the best RP'ed experiences I've ever been in. two players were involved as well, i cant remember the names.
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Yesterday I made Ramund.
Today a giant spider killed me three times after I completed Frin's quest alone.
Today I deleted him.
Lesson learned: Never make a character you become attached to and try to fist-fight a spider alone causing the death of your character.
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Hey, I've done that too! But not with my first char.
Safety tip: Frin's is do-able alone, but DON'T open that door! -
My first char I named "Lewis" and made him a bad ripoff of the dungeons and dragons cartoon wizard: he was magically teleported from the "real world" and every time he died he respawned with a new number written on his palm. Yeah that was pretty terribled. He also quasi cybered with a char made by the once player blahblahblah (sorry aldrien you werent my first) and well that was pretty crappy too. Then came a bearded elf and the rest is moron history.
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I was recently made to point and exclaim, "I did that!" to a certain post about metagaming NPC guards, and I thought it might be fun to journey back about 3 years to my very first character: Relch Vlamir. Don't get me wrong, I loved playing Relch, but he was guilty of some silly OOC behavior. Thankfully with the help of some newfound friends (Cocopuffs, Dark Ranger, and One Chord Wonder, if you still troll the forums this means you!) I was able to figure things out. Eventually.
Relch ran. Everywhere. Why walk? Walking is for slow people who want to talk and interact with other PCs! That's crazy-talk! I'll never forget the first time I "did" Nada's, and bolted out the door. One Chord Wonder (playing a Bhallir retainer at the time) simply said IC, "What's all the rush for?" I got the hint after that. Felt a little silly too. Besides, Relch had old bones, not sure what he was in such a hurry for (more on that later).
Relch whipped out his scythe in the Tired Traveller and pointed it at Oliver Baba. I could probably just describe this with a "wow" and that would cover it.
This was before I knew that there were PC guards. Seriously, I had no idea. All I knew was that some punk (played by Baba) had marched into the TT with his sword drawn (which I learned was a no-no on the opening chessboard) and was interrogating a friend of mine. So after he refused to put away his sword, I whipped it out. Welcome to jail.
Relch was a king. Clearly I had read no rules at this point. I made my character, and in the description I had something along the lines of "Relch is the King of the Northern Ridge." This of course leads me to…
Relch had an insane background, especially for Arabel. For Relch's age, I put 5000, because that's how old I made him. The short version - Relch had already inhabited 3 bodies, fought toe-to-toe with Illmater (Relch lost), and travelled across a vortex that stripped him of all his worldly powers before arriving at Arabel. On a wagon.
So, I'm wondering what sort of silly things you all did with your first characters. I look forward to the stories. Please do share!
Lol, i would just like to comment that i loved this post haha
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This thread made me rofl.
My first character was the halfling Soppi Blin (auto-generated name). He tried to pickpocket a beggar who then attacked him. Soppi auto-retaliated and killed him with his bare hands. Off to a OOC zone with a DM.
He used to spy on people from the shadows and once saw a bad guy in the mage's guild, so he set a minor trap on one of the doors. I'm sure the level 8ish fighter was really bothered by that.
He would volunteer to scout for parties but as I didn't know the server at all, he was comically bad at it, like getting lost on the road to Immersea.
I continue to do noobish things to this day, after 8 months and about 100 characters.
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First claimed the support for Gromfia in front of anti - gromfian mob, then nearly ordered(not that anybody would listen to me sighs) fireballing of said mob.
I still belive this is how Mage's Guild should handle The People.
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I played a paladin of Torm who buddied around with a cleric of Bane. Needless to say, awesome paladin powers were lost!
My characters response to this fall was, quite obviously, to then convert to Cyric and attempt to become a super sweet blackguard.
Gracious me, how I wish i could forget those embaressing days :?
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Yeah, last week was funny Luminary.
;)
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With my first main character Lorien Selkirk, I managed to get kicked out of the Mage Guild, with the promise of swift death if I ever returned. Tick off the NPC's in the Fivestars, and make enemies with the Militia, and a certain powerful member of the Mage Guild.
Also since Lorien was a horrendous build, he was generally prone to dying, a lot.
I'm still trying to think up a suitable new build and get back into the game, so you might see me around more in the near future.
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By "first character" I assume it is meant first PC on CoA. So…
Let's see... my first CoA character got thrown in jail for four hours and lost all my loot and gold (a threat to the crown, truly, I was) for calling a young noble "a pompus arogant ass".
Soon after that my PC crashed, lost my CD keys, and didn't play on CoA again. Fast-forward two-and-a-half years, I found my old CD keys, re-installed NWN, logged into CoA for the first time in ages and was shocked and suprised that "Dirk the Outlander" was still there, sitting in the server files waiting to fulfill his potential, nearly three years after I created him!
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I think I ran around a hella lot with my weapon out. It was really funny for a while.
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Hm…I played a green elf with red hair and thought I was being awesome when I added the letter s at the end of half my words to denote low intelligence.
Then I bashed a goblin over the head with a wand of shield and died five times in one attempt of the old, old version of a certain quest and made a new char =).
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I pretended to be covered in gravy and ran through the market screaming I was being chased by bees.