Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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Here's something from a few days before Christmas. I cut out some non-yamalicious stuff.
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[13:30] * AmronHeth wanders in with three trout, a bottle of holy water and a yam
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[13:30] * SelfFulfillingProphecy steals the yam, and tosses it at eight-eleven
[13:30] * AmronHeth sits stunned and yamless
[13:31] *** Ramses has signed off IRC (Exit: IceChat - it may not be hot but damn it's cool).
[13:32] WickerBag: What is yam?
[13:32] SelfFulfillingProphecy: sweet potato, far as I know
[13:32] WickerBag: mmm
[13:32] SelfFulfillingProphecy: or whatever you call the orangish potatoes wherever you are
[13:32] WickerBag: No idea.
[13:33] AmronHeth: I though a yam was sweet..
[13:34] SelfFulfillingProphecy: [07:32] sweet potato, far as I know
[13:34] WickerBag: Sweet potatoe does sound sweet.
[13:34] AmronHeth: like a fruit…
[13:34] AmronHeth: yes i know you said sweet potato…
[13:34] TrueRune: Much ado about Yams - (Link: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2926)http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2926
[13:35] AmronHeth: Might have to pop into the arabel library and have a look for some books on yams..
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[13:36] WickerBag: Oh, I think I know now what a yam is. I can't think of the german word though.
[13:36] Sylphie: Yams are yummy
[13:37] * AmronHeth runs off..returns with a basket of yams and buries SFP
[13:37] AmronHeth: YAMZ + 2 LOLZ!!1111!!
[13:37] WickerBag: Dire Yam.
[13:38] WickerBag: Mmm
[13:38] TrueRune: YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS
[13:38] AmronHeth: may start a Dire Yam cult…
[13:47] AmronHeth: i think it can be big…real big...
[13:48] WickerBag: The word "gnoll" always reminds me of some vegetable.
[13:49] AmronHeth: was can have any sort of Dire Veg in the cult….but the yam is concidered holy
[13:50] WickerBag: All hail the Dire Yam?
[13:50] * AmronHeth hails the Dire Yam
[13:50] WickerBag: Maybe I get approved for a half-gnoll high priest of Yam.
[13:51] AmronHeth: might have to apply to the YM
[13:51] AmronHeth: Yam Master..
[13:51] noctem: Ok, you people need to stop.
[13:51] noctem: Seriously.
[13:52] AmronHeth: i think he wants into the cult…
[13:52] WickerBag: We can kill off the infidels with our deadly yamassins
[13:53] AmronHeth: ah..the yams of stealth…nobody seems them work..nobody...
[13:53] AmronHeth: *sees
[13:54] TrueRune: Sorc/Wiz level 7: Finger of Yam. Target must make a save vs. fortitude or succumb to the flavor.
[13:54] AmronHeth: the same with Power Word: Yam
[13:55] Forte-: Ooh.
[13:55] Forte-: 50 per giant head.
[13:55] AmronHeth: when used in selected cirlces the yam can be a deadly weapon
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[13:57] Sylphie: Bigby's Grasping Yam?
[13:57] AmronHeth: SFP was right…it is like a sweet potato
[13:57] TrueRune: No, Mordenkaiden's Yam
[13:58] AmronHeth: Wail of the Yam
[13:58] WickerBag: Yampiric Touch
[14:00] Sylphie: That was great Wick..
[14:01] Sylphie: Bestow Yam?
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[14:02] WickerBag: Hehe…
[14:06] Sylphie: Hammer of the Yam?
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[14:06] Forte-: Silence of the Yams.
[14:07] Sylphie: Yamskin.
[14:08] AmronHeth: HA!
[14:08] AmronHeth: the skin of yam protecting you in battle
[14:08] Sylphie: Yam Ward.
[14:09] AmronHeth: Yam Strike
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[14:11] Sylphie: Remove Yam
[14:11] AmronHeth: Dispel Yam
[14:11] WickerBag: Flesh to Yam
[14:12] Sylphie: Yam Barrier
[14:12] Sylphie: Create Greater Yam.
[14:14] AmronHeth: Potion of Yams Grace
[14:15] Sylphie: Mass Yam
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[14:16] AmronHeth: Vestements of Yam
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[14:19] Sylphie: Aura versus Yam!
[14:20] AmronHeth: Neil Bryants Lucky Yam
[14:20] WickerBag: Oh, yeah that's good.
[14:20] Sylphie: Word of Yam.
[14:23] AmronHeth: Animate Yam
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[14:24] AmronHeth: Yam Spray
[14:24] AmronHeth: Burning Yams
[14:25] WickerBag: Pearl Yam.
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[14:25] MexicanGunslinger: Ola!@
[14:25] AmronHeth: pearl yam…
[14:26] AmronHeth: perfect
[14:26] MexicanGunslinger: hail AmronHeth!
[14:26] AmronHeth: kings of….METAAAALLL!!
[14:26] MexicanGunslinger: you are the only one responding so i beckon a greeting
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[14:26] * AmronHeth hands over a yam
[14:27] * MexicanGunslinger takes and nods in thanks
[14:27] MexicanGunslinger: explain this yam for I am not familiar with it
[14:27] AmronHeth: if only you were here..oohhh…5 mins ago
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[14:27] MexicanGunslinger: ah dang
[14:28] *** TrueRune is now known as Rune|PlayingValkyrieProfile.
[14:28] AmronHeth: as far as i'm awaire SFP is still buried under a pile of yams..
[14:29] AmronHeth: he stole the yam, he gets buried in yams
[14:29] MexicanGunslinger: yam is ham?
[14:30] Rune|PlayingValkyrieProfile: yam is yamI personally think that Rune put it best.
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Don't have the convo…
but there was a typical discussion about who pwns or not, and it drifted into pwnage being based on lewt and buffs and opposed to the actual character...
and tempest came out with this gem:Yath drives the pwndozer.
Yes, I made it my sig. It's the true 5 word description of the d20 system.
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Look at my sig, thats right… Chuck Norris Baby.
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Can I call you babe, Tempest?
Sure babe.
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I never approved that.
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- PirateOwens puts on a disquise and memorizes every anti-fighter spell she knows
I have greater fun with ruining other peoples business
You know, it's wierd playing a girl when your a guy
you start refering to yourself as she
then you get weirded out
hehe
ya PirateOwens thats why I don't bother with the ladies
except halforc women
their hawt
n00m… mwhahahaha
still I think its cool your a female magus
sighs I always knew there was something about n00m that didn't sit quite right..... he is atracted to halforc women. Maybe He should hook up with Vrugar. haha :D
- PirateOwens puts on a disquise and memorizes every anti-fighter spell she knows
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Does anyone have the Log of Gurb singing the Titanic song? That was priceless.
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@Owens:
Does anyone have the Log of Gurb singing the Titanic song? That was priceless.
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SHADDAP, you!
What'd I do?
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Hello this is Stewart Paddaso, Stew for short. I can be reached at 867-5309. And Im calling to complain about Badgers
You breathed on me!
>_>
Gturtle has entered the building- Gturtle pelvis-thrusts
- OrangeOcean files a complaint and places it on Gturtle's desk
- DoctorT77 faints at the obscenity against all that is right
- Gturtle flips throught the complaint, and throws it in the fire place
- OrangeOcean files a complaint and places it on Gturtle's desk
- Gurb flings a desk and places it on OrangeOcean
I'd like to file a complaint about the guy next to me in class with b/o
>_>
Kill yourself.
Please submit a sample for Gturtle's consideration
Placing a desk on me, are you? Well I just happen to like desks on my head!
Samples are not returnable - HappyOwens wafts the horrid stench Gturtle's way
Neither are souls given in exchange for service
wow, I'm going to send a positive letter to your customer service here. They rawk!
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<oliver|class>I must go to class. I have no class, so I must go to school to gain some.
Please send a return envelope with postage
Your complaints are very important to us. However, there is no complaint desk representative currently able to handle your call
Please hold. - Gturtle plays some music.
Dooo-doo-doo-baaa - HappyOwens twiddles his fingers idly
- Oliver|Class thinks gturtle should type lyrics
doobeedoodeeedooooooo
<oliver|class>oooh musack
<oliver|class>this one is my favorite. - Oliver|Class hums along
fuckers... putting me on hold..... hate the world..... gonna kill everyone.....mrmmremr
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damnit this guy smells - DFTPeeper waves
And this is a 3 hour class and Im on hold
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Make a joke about people who smell
Then just sort of stare at him meaningfully
NEEEEEEAR, FAAAAAAR, WHEREEEEEEEEVER YOUUUUU AAAAAAARE, I BEEEEEELIEEEEEVE THE THE HEART DOES GOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOON
Yes I'd like to file a complaint.
We're on hold biatch
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Your call will be handled as the first Gturtle becomes available, please hold
This company has a strange policy of handling all complaints as a conference call
OOOOOOOONCE MOOOOOOORE YOU OOOOOOPEN THE DOOOOOOOR AND YOU'RE HEEEEEEEERE IN MY HEAAAAAAART - HappyOwens wipes away a tear
This is Rhonda speaking, How may Gturtle help you? - HappyOwens but isnt sure if its from the music or the smell
- Sylphie mutters about crappy customer support
Ah, yes.
BY GOING AND GETTING LAID AND LOSING ALL THAT ANGSTY CRAP
I'd like to file a complaint.
Yes, ma'am, please hold
Rwanda? I thought you were a country out somewhere in a different continent!
I WAS HERE FIRST-
AND MY HEAAAAART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOON AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
FUCK IT!
Yes, sir, as soon as Gturtle is available
Actually take your time I like this song. It reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio freezing to death and losing the love of his life
Good memories indeed
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shit
Your shit is important to us. Please hold. - HappyOwens sets his alarm and takes a nap
- Sylphie tells off the complaint recording in the rudest terms possible
I think that 'computer' is a person, guys…
Someone send some germs down the line.
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Kotenku was telling a joke, in IRC.
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<louis_souleson>Ah, all the Americans go to sleep :P
<emovampire_louis>so Nayah got a sex change?
<< Why you think she.. he joined house thond
Thats some expensive magic >>
XD
No problem with that though
<emovampire_louis>ah, so it was a magical change, no surgery involved?
Nayah is an elf
<emovampire_louis>Elves are bi
So louis probably wont know the difference >_>
STFU ABOUT THE TRANS!
Untill its too late!
<emovampire_louis>hihi
<emovampire_louis>That was funny</emovampire_louis></emovampire_louis></emovampire_louis></emovampire_louis></emovampire_louis></louis_souleson> -
<super_zealot>I finally got it up.
<super_zealot>. . .KS. I'm in my teenage years here. Its always up.</super_zealot></super_zealot> -
So, Dr.Penguin shows up in chat one night…
Note: Cleaned up a bit.
[7:10:57PM] * Forte is now known as DrForte
[7:11:02PM] * RAGE|chemhomework is now known as RAGE
[7:11:16PM] * @Doc is now known as bigmotherfarker
[7:11:28PM] Going to play doctor are we DrForte?
[7:11:37PM] Only with girls, sorry to disappoint, Rage.
[7:11:39PM] * NocturnalGamer|LearningToolset is now known as DrNoct
[7:11:45PM] <<
[7:11:48PM] Touche.
[7:11:57PM] I was not requesting a 'service'
[7:12:14PM] * OrangeOcean is now known as DrOrange
[7:12:30PM] <@Doc> Since when does my PhD give all of you the right to be fucking doctors?
[7:12:38PM] * RAGE is now known as RAGEtehMD
[7:12:40PM] They're posers, I'm not.
[7:12:45PM] Since the 14th of the month, Doc.
[7:12:45PM] Im a Dr.
[7:12:54PM] In Philonomotry
[7:13:00PM] I have my masters in law
[7:13:05PM] DrNoct is a doctor.
[7:13:08PM] <@Doc> I highly doubt any of you have any PhD in anything, even if it's in masturbation.
[7:13:10PM] He's a proctologist.
[7:13:12PM] Doctorate in Philonomotry
[7:13:15PM] I'm a Doctor of Thugnamonics.
[7:13:17PM] lol
[7:14:00PM] * RAGEtehMD is now known as RAGE
[7:14:23PM] <@Doc> The both of them aren't even words. I know you were trying to be funny, but it's not. :)
[7:14:36PM] * DrOrange is now known as SuperOrange
[7:14:43PM] Philonomotry is a real word.
[7:14:44PM] I was just ripping off John Cena.
[7:14:45PM] If I can't be a doctor I'll be a super hero
[7:14:52PM] * DrForte is now known as OilOcean
[7:15:12PM] Oh no, my arch nemesis!
[7:15:27PM] * SuperOrange throws baby seals at OilOcean!
[7:15:29PM] Its the study of greek mathmatician's battles with Elian Gonzales, 7 year old time traveller from the year 2056
[7:15:32PM] * OilOcean , uh, sits all polluted before the Metropolis Zone?
[7:17:59PM] <@Doc> Anyway, I have my PhD in Pengnosis.
[7:18:11PM] <@Doc> It's the diagnosis of psychological disorders in penguins.
[7:18:12PM] Quit making up words Doc lolz
[7:18:18PM] [7:13:08PM] <@Doc> I highly doubt any of you have any PhD in anything, even if it's in masturbation
[7:18:23PM] I think that applies here. >>
[7:18:35PM] I have a degree in both.
[7:18:44PM] <@Doc> There is no PhD in masturbation.
[7:18:48PM] <@Doc> If there was, all males would be doctors.
[7:18:58PM] This is true.
[7:19:04PM] You must have not got the invitation.
[7:19:08PM] Oh Jesus Christ.
[7:19:17PM] You do NOT want to see what I just found in google searching for that, Doc.
[7:20:28PM] Pengnosis. I'd link it in here, but, eh. That whole new rule about not linking offensive material.
[7:20:31PM] * OilOcean coughs, looks at Lebasol.
[7:21:05PM] <@Doc> HOLY CRAP o.o
[7:21:10PM] <@Doc> That's gross!
[7:21:13PM] <@Doc> Pengnosis is bad!
[7:21:29PM] <@Doc> That's like straight out of Silent Hill.
[7:21:30PM] Is orange juice!
[7:21:33PM] Man, I'd love to link it. Just to see his reaction.
[7:21:33PM] <@Doc> With pensis.
[7:21:35PM] <@Doc> pensi*
[7:21:37PM] <@Doc> …..
[7:21:40PM] Pensi!
[7:21:40PM] <@Doc> Jesus I'm not even drunk.
[7:21:42PM] <@Doc> PENIS! -
_Well, since the cat's out of the proverbial bag, and lots of people either know, or guessed, I'll post this.
After finishing the Wyrmling Armor plot with MotherGoose, she had us all join a channel to work out what went right/wrong. During the evening's events MattRyan's guard, William Brightman, professed his love for Elsbeth. I couldnt stop laughing, since, at that point, it was still secret who I was. So, I had to let him know._
****MattRyan, did you have any idea it was me… or did you just find out?
****who was you?
****Elsbeth
****You're Elsbeth?
****Oh fuckPoor MattRyan, his characters and mine always end up like that, even when we try to avoid it :)
/me snuggles MattRyan
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And that's why you never piss off DMs.
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[4:04:23AM] <fz|coffee-and-camels>I got kicked out of a Barnes and Noble once during freshman year of high school
[4:04:31AM] <fz|coffee-and-camels>for moving all of the Bibles into the "Fiction" section</fz|coffee-and-camels></fz|coffee-and-camels> -
[4:04:23AM] <fz|coffee-and-camels>I got kicked out of a Barnes and Noble once during freshman year of high school
[4:04:31AM] <fz|coffee-and-camels>for moving all of the Bibles into the "Fiction" section</fz|coffee-and-camels></fz|coffee-and-camels> -
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Hawt
I'll break out the cheap pr0n. - Kotenku has joined #CoA
^_^
:o
So, are you into amputee fetishism? - TrueRune is now known as DirtyOldMan
LOL
I've got a sick, sick sense of humor.
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