Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Karin Gallin: (singing) "I've got a lovely pair of coconuts…"
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@The:
Except one might have been said… >.>
Sashal: Here you go sir, i managed to retreive all your belongings look, every last one.
Aracen: Bet i can raise better Undead than you!
Samar: Danger? Hah, i laugh in the face of danger!
Charana: Uh.. can we turn back now?
Charana: "Praise Cyric."
Samar: "Want to be buddies, Raice?"
Aracen: "[Insert anything Mini-Me didn't do]"
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Frankly, saying anything in the presance of raise that wasn't "Oh shite… Run!" would count....
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Xenthym: I love humans.
Kinaru: You want to see my face? Oh, sure. takes off helm
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Kateb: "What ever gave you the impression that you were worthy of speaking to me?"
Riautu: "Please", especially "Please forgive me, that was rude."
Sigrin: "Who cares, just pixies.", "I'll fireball them, should be able rack up a lot of corpses that way."
Audra: "I don't feel like fighting anything right now."
Corynt: "Plan? We don't need no stinking plan! Just bash in the door and kill everything you see."
Richard Stallman: "For a small fee, I would be more than happy to look the other way on this charge of treason."
Drow NPC: "Yes, I do have a wagon axle. I suppose I could sell it to you for 25 gold."
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Abigail Crows: I love Theliobar, hes the nicest man ever.
(Older one) Remi Astivan: I don't think I like men anymore.
Garik: Guess what guys, I just found a dead body. Lets go poke it with a stick!
Tahi: Its imperitive that we scout the area first, so that we might gain some tactical advantage over our enemies.
Lilyis: Maybe if I'm nicer people will like me more.
I won't do one for my own character, but if someone wants to, please do. :)
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Kat Rogers: Slides her helm on, and lifts her halberd onto her shoulder, ready for patrol
:P
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Marcus Hansen, "It's only a badger."
Keegan Moore "Shut up Lilyis, I happen to like my goddamned helmet!"
Justian Yamamoto "Life is so perfect, it can't get any better!" (Yes he was slightly emo)
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Abigail Crows: 'Gee Markus, I don't know what I'd do without you.'
Rav: 'Ah, gnome. That stirs up the palette nicely…'
Ingavar Relle: 'One flagon of your finest foaming dark dwarf ale, bartender.'
Cynn Akeron: 'I think it's time we realised that the League of Trades is more succesful than us.'
Marcelo: 'Have you ever considered actually sitting down with a Cyricist and discussing your differences with them in a casual and friendly manner?'
Dracor Thunderaxe: 'Huh? What was that, Marcelo? I was daydreaming again.'
Davick Viledagger: 'Mnh... I feel a bout of the 'flu coming on... I suppose I'd better stay in bed today, for the good of me and my colleagues.'
The Multitude: 'AAAHHHH! I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!'
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Bubba the Beggar: He wasn't my type.
Skadi: Ale? no thank you.
Revus: What a lovely weather today, i think i will take a swim.
Tyrant Tamal Bentan: I think it is time we go out there and make friends with the Cyricrists.
Riv Ayer: That is the cutest dog i have -ever- seen!
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Tamal: You didn't pay the amount of coin I told you to? Oh, that's okay. Here, let me give you a hug and we'll try again together.
Revus: I wish, I wish, I was a fish.
Vorn: Business before pleasure!
Elsbeth: Torture is overrated.
Galast: Would you like to help me kill this wounded badger?
Conster: Me hubba zoot!
Raice: I need a hug.
Raven (Cata): Oliver is such a hottie…
Anen: Wine? No, I hate the stuff.
Pond: Watches a gorgeous woman walk by Eh.
Durdyn: I'm going to talk like everyone else for once! Oh, and you can keep your ear.
I can't think of anymore for now...
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The Khazark: ''Yeah, i'll lend you 50 gold. Take a seat, put your feet up i'll just trot on over to my personal piggy bank and get that for you''
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Ky'ran: "I'm sorry Kateb, I really shouldn't have punched you in the face, I just thought you were trying to bed Juline."
Kateb: "It's alright, I understand, these mistakes happen, it's no big deal, I really wasn't trying to bed her."
(As an aside, yes, Ky'ran once nailed Kateb square in the face.)
Rook
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@CakeOrDeath:
The Khazark: ''Yeah, i'll lend you 50 gold. Take a seat, put your feet up i'll just trot on over to my personal piggy bank and get that for you''
Actually, he would say that to any Thayan bold enough to ask, "Khazark can I borrow 50 gold?"
He'd just cause them a great amount of pain afterwards.
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I wasn't talking about a Thayan asking him :wink:
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Lilyis (to a servant or scribe of some sort): "Bring me all those letters and notices so I can reply to each of them, as they are all equally important and deserve my attention." (Soon after this post an anonymous fireball is sent to Trystan's room.)
The Multitude: "Greetings, I am Nantiska, this is …."
Trystan: "No, I wouldn't sell an uber-weapon to a black-hearted criminal to assassinate a corrupt city official, because I believe in the very essence of law and order."
Nadia (aka "her cowness") - bacquak! various chicken noises
(While standing outside the Chick-Filet in Arabel) "Eat more Beef."
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@Cleo:
@The:
DM : "Let's spawn the cuddly bunnies that hand out free loot/xp today"
You people say that all the time. You just don't do it.
He knows too much!
It have happend once!
More then once, Moloch even done it to one of my characther before but she was permadead at the time >><<.
Back to the topic:
Rav: I love spiders.
Rav: Sure, I will carry this corpses to the House of Death.
Anyndil: I am not in the mood to party.
Anen: Hmm, Corellon does seens like a nice fellow.
El´vryth: All praise Loth
Galandrias: I am late to the poker night with insert some drow name here.
Tyna: any long speech -
Miyara :
"What the heck, let's use all these traps I removed to slaughter the enemies."
"Let's turn evil, I am getting tired of this bloody good-hearted crap"Monah Ode :
"Yes, I love wearing helmets"
"I really love to see how you rush to danger"Kitty :
"Kissing other people will make you sick."Rarin :
"This is too much! Run!" ((Well, I did her shouting "Let's Run and Pray" once))
"Orcs can be really scary"
"Could someone take the frontline instead of me"Hugnar :
"Even a giant is cute at sixteen"Domino Andarion:
"Donate your pay? That's crazy."Galandrias :
"Yes, let's stop and heal up"
"Let me tell you everything I know about this"Tyna :
"Let's threeman this"Anyndil :
"Clothes and style, that doesn't matter"
"I am not interested in the mating habits of giant jellies"
"I really have no knowledge whatsoever about that"Quin :
"It is my humble opinion that we might have underestimated the taste and flavour of non-alcoholic beverages"
"I'd rather read a good book than go to another caravan"
"I took a bath"Seva Goodman :
"Let's make a sending for that and recruit a random group for this quest"Chadin :
"I just hang back and heal you all" -
Hroath Kualnor: sings I'm waalking on suunshine, woah oh! I'm waalking on suunshine, woah oh!..
Riv Ayer: Darkwing Duck style Let's. Get. Dangerous.
Xenthym Kane: snuggles
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These arent character things, but player things from /tells and IRC:
Koririn: (insert player name here) sorry to bother you, but could you please spare a few mintutes of your time to come in game and roleplay with me?
Koririn: I dont ever play application characters…they are teh gay.Jupe: I love metagaming. Lets trap transitions into the visitor centre whilst the DM's arent on and then lure a dragon into the market and log off.
GnomishInventor: I really dont want to kill anyone...cant we whitelight and make followers of Ilmatter?
Mcmanus: Why arent you guys ever online anymore?
Gurb: Fo shizzle!
Characters:
Charles Straus: Oh hello mister Lee Jin. I felt like joining you today and purchased several thousand bottles of ale after selling my armour and weapons.Chadin: I could really screw a succibus right now.
Ekhmet Amon Mekri: I fully comprehend what you are talking about my friend. Have a cookie.
Laria of Ilmatter to an injured beggar: What the F**K are you looking at?