Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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I think shortly after Comb's unfortunate acident i shall aquire his Glass encased Brain along with another similar display peace shortly after Koko has an unrelated and unfortunate accident…
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Lylis: Now dear, come tell me all about your problums you been having over a nice cup of tea, just after I politly tell that newcome to put his longsword away and take off his helm.
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@FZ:
Amananca "Iron Jaw" Rockpicker: "To be unequivocally frank, such a venture fails to arouse my interest. Why squander my time with wanton slaughter? I'd rather savor the simple, ephemeral joys of nature and passive pleasantries of affable discourse."
How long did you spend at Dictionary/thesaurus.com?
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Don't know enough players well enough except for a few newbs around the visitors center these days so:
Daramos, "I'm crazy Darmos, and everything is half off down here at the Lady's House. You'll say wow, those are prices so low he's crazy, and you're right because I'm slashing prices this weekend with the lowest prices anywhere ever. You'll ask, how can you slash prices with a mace- and I'll say I'm craazy Darmos. We're located right down in Northeast Arabel, look for the inflatable gorilla on the roof of the temple and ask for craaaazy Darmos, your low price leader. If we don't beat the competition we'll pay you 500 gold… free hotdogs for the kids and vestments of Tymora if you know the secret phrase."
Kathena "Here's the tranqilizer dart. You just need to hit him with it and bring him back here. I'll just nurse him back to health and release him into the wild once he's no longer sick. Krickey get going."
Shira, "Oh for Bale's sake, I wanted a freaking cat anyway. You keep him."
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Marcelo: Hey, let's all go on a spending spree!
Kilo: No way boss, i ain't doing that!
Scar: is obviously struggling to hold back a fart
Lilyis: Heya dracor, just wanted to say hello!
Kateb: I'm going to kick your ass!
Nathan Wayne: I love dwarves!
Elvvis Darkfist: no, i'm too tired to tortue anyone.
Raemos Dagmoth: giggles
Rebecca Kelten: who me? no, i didn't say anything.
Riautu: We're all equals here!
Elvalia: All i wanted was a hug….
Xantre: counting who gets more kills? that's childish and i won't do it!
Kinaru: Alright Dracor, i'll stop bothering you about that dance...
Kelly Roslin: i'll just shut up now
Salynda: What is a dragon?
Amy: no, that's too nasty....
Unia Galin: I'm such a bad person, maybe i'll start helping people instead...
Macca: Who cares, it's a block of rock.
Nayah: Alright alright, you win....
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Anyone: Its only a half-orc bandit.
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Ekhmet: Buy my wands to protect your camel-oh whats the point…takes out a pipe, a copy of the mercurius arabelicus, pulls on his dressing gown and sips some brandy
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@Don't:
@FZ:
Amananca "Iron Jaw" Rockpicker: "To be unequivocally frank, such a venture fails to arouse my interest. Why squander my time with wanton slaughter? I'd rather savor the simple, ephemeral joys of nature and passive pleasantries of affable discourse."
How long did you spend at Dictionary/thesaurus.com?
points to his forum title
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hands FZ his whistle
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Vlad : "Seven scouts show their shiny short swords. You all heard that, I don't lisp anymore!"
Thorwin : "Screw that Dumathoin and his stupid dogma, tha ore belongs to everyone. Free iron fer all!"
Karl "Bluebeard" : "Drows ain't bloody spider ass kissers, they are just misunderstood tanned elves who love their cuddly pets."
Nami : "I give up speaking of myself in the third person, that's just uncool."
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Isiolia: Dolls?! Grow up
Kren: Hmm…wonder what I'd look like with an Abe Lincoln under beard? grabs a razor
Rav: You know what, you're right. My skin is a little pasty, I could use some sun
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Parner: I'm tired of these motherfuckin' undead on this motherfuckin' plane!”
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Woo! this all looks fun eh? let me try a few
Yosho : You know what? You're right, I'm feeling kinda down today, think you could cheer me up?
Yosho : Ok! Ladies with swords and Shields up to the front with me!
Tahi : Would anybody like to buy a potion? Only 90 coins today!
Cleo : Pffft…Prirate sounds are for wusses, ninjas rock!
Draken : I don't need anymore women, I have enough
Cynn : Yosho, i think we need to talk about all this internal stress you have.
Wilara : You there, Sir guard
Guard ; Yes?
Wilara : Good job! Keep up the good work Walks off and does nothing elseShe'll get thatAudra/Cynn/Wilara : Yosho, i need your help!
Cleo : I need to lay off the men…
Bethany : Good thing we have people working for us that know when the break the rules or not, Huh Sipas? Clicks wine glass
Sipas : Bethany...I'm sorry
Lilyis : Karin, maybe you should lighten up?
Karin : Lilyis, maybe you should lighten up?
Cake : Ok, roll a spot check for me Corynt!
Henry : Hey Cynn, Think you have some free time today?
Cynn : hey Henry, Think you have some free time today?
Any CoA Character : You know what Tahi, I think i should teach you how to speak instead of let you go on like this.
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Grr, Lucy tried to teach Tahi how to speak :cry:
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Darmos, "I'm crazy Darmos, and everything is half off down here at the Lady's House. You'll say wow, those are prices so low he's crazy, and you're right because I'm slashing prices this weekend with the lowest prices anywhere ever. You'll ask, how can you slash prices with a mace- and I'll say I'm craazy Darmos. We're located right down in Northeast Arabel, look for the inflatable gorilla on the roof of the temple and ask for craaaazy Darmos, your low price leader. If we don't beat the competition we'll pay you 500 gold… free hotdogs for the kids and vestments of Tymora if you know the secret phrase."
Yes, I know. Thread Necromancy. But I just read through this thread, and I absolutely had to bump this part!
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Theliobar: Oh boy, I just got a pack of those new mkIII long range ballistae, let me just get my stoneskin on and you can take some shots at me!
War Wizard: Cormyr's great and all, but I think i'm going to see if I can get into the Cowled Wizards of Amn.
Torgor Bor'tal: I say, that badger looks dangerous! Give me a minute to suit up in case there's trouble, will you?
Anichika: [shivers]
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Flez Triston: Oh that? points to Balor Nothing. He's my pet.
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Wow, I don't know how it died in the first place! I don't even know most of these people, and it's hilarious! I've got a couple:
Rondil: RUN AWAY!!!!!
Alton: Yes. Affirmative. That is correct.
Acer: Mei, I'm the hottest man alive. Now let's get our butts to Vegas and get married! pumps guns
Karin Gallin: I luuuuuuuve you! You're such a CUTIE! does not beat with rectally inserted quarterstaff
Ruga: You know what, I think I'm going to rebuild that bastion of crime and booze, instead of sitting here on my bum, doing nothing to benifit the lives of hard-working rogues everywhere. Yeah.
Well, I think they're funny….
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dragonfire9000: Insert clever quote here
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Jeff Dunham Quote, Ahmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
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