Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Corynth: "I can't see a damned thing with this helmet on."
Rav: "Hello number 3256."
Kinaru: "Hmm… I don't think black's my colour. It's a bit drab."
Liman to Xenthym: "So... about that soul devouring thing."
Xenthym: "You know... we could really spruce this place up! A few flowers, some nice ribbons..."
Skadi: "Daiquiris, for all my friends!"
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Cara: "Oh look, a stranger. I think I'll introduce myself, smile, and be nice."
Do you know what they say about paybacks? Hmmm…. thinking
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@Bolthor:
Applies to Wolf Erine, Illiandran, naldur Patten and the infamous *~SkUlLY~+….: "Stop powergaming."
Wolf Erine saying anything would be near amazing, really.
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Corynt: Any emote shorter than five lines.
haha thats a good one
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In retrospect I have…
Wolf Erine: Doesn't stare into space for 12 hours
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Xenthym: 'Hello, and welcome to the Three Bars. Make yourself at home! Remember, we're here to help.'
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Evan Tomas: "you know adre? i really don't feel much like going to flynn, immersea, or the anauroch today"
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Kinaru: I'm bored, hold still. hugs Skadi
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Nefari: "No, stealing is just wrong."
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Ekhmet-Amon-Mekri?: What? You says Ekhmet's wives are ugly like his camels? We fights now, yes!
Considering that Ekhmet has been known to refer to one lady as "a fine beast as curvy as a camel" He may not actually be insulted, confused and likely to challenge anyway though.
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Spruce, my point.
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Even though nobody knows him:
Kail - "You guys are such great friends. Seriously, i love you guys, your the best, i could never life without you. What? Sarcastic? Of corse im not being sarcastic, silly! Now come here and give me a hug." -
Considering that Ekhmet has been known to refer to one lady as "a fine beast as curvy as a camel" He may not actually be insulted, confused and likely to challenge anyway though.
That brings a whole new image to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps" :shock:
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Andel: Gods, I'm an ugly bastard. drinks water
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Skadi: "Hello everyone, my name is Skadi and. . . I have a drinking problem."
"Hello Skadi."Mouser: "Will. . .Will you marry me?"
Lilyis: "Oh, I will!"Vorn: "What do you mean sexual inuendo? Gods Kren, dont be so disgusting!"
Lady Marigold: "So I said to them. . . Earl Grey please, I do feel a bit dapper today and may just splash out a bit."
Adre: "Oh rather chaps, how about a spot of adventuring today? The weather is terribly fine and the sun is shining most brilliantly. Chocks away!"
Optician: "Read the third line from the bottom, please.
Corynt: "A. . . E. . .wait. . . is that an 8? No. . .its a T. Gods, I just dont know. . . Why is it so blurry? Maybe I do need glasses after all. . ." -
Random Alice in shadowland character: "Who the hell is Salyanda?"
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@Armitage:
Optician: "Read the third line from the bottom, please.
Don't be silly, my optician says that every time I see her.
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I'd best be careful where I place this fireball, lest I burn my companions or myself!
~Bodoc
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Attack that hoarde of heavily armed and thoroughly pissed-off ogres in nothing but my loincloth? Don't be so bloody stupid!
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Elrath: I know exactly where it is, follow me. I've never been lost before.