Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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[10:38:45PM] RwG = noob
[10:38:57PM] Conan = savage
[10:39:21PM] i can't stay connected. Modem = caca
[10:39:21PM] I can't go into most shopping centers these days :(
[10:39:52PM] * Nikko (Nikko@dm-147.kc.res.rr.com) has left #coa
[10:40:54PM] * RwG mounts Conan
[10:41:00PM] ESTABLIS DOMINANCE!
[10:41:37PM] * FZ (mloopdroop@72.242.0.32045) has joined #coa
[10:41:44PM] * RwG mounts Conan <– that should so be topiced
[10:42:50PM] I like to let RwG feel good about himself before I really show him how to establish dominance -
An old, running joke, from the way old days!
Funnier things have been said regarding the subject.
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Dolphins!
<oliver|knightig>I never really noticed before now that the fountains in east arabel have dolphins on the top.
that's no dolphin
<oliver|knightig>it is. I asked it.
it's a being from the pits of hell which was flesh-to-stoned
Yeah
Owned Oliver
Just owned
<oliver|knightig>hmm.
<oliver|knightig>well, that is okay.
<oliver|knightig>it thinks it is a dolphin.
<oliver|knightig>which means it will only attack small fish and sharks.
Sure it does
<oliver|knightig>so Arabel is safe!
<oliver|knightig>and it doesn't detect as evil.
that's why your DE compass goes crazy when you're near it and only points to the 'dolphin'
<oliver|knightig>nah, I checked.
hm, damn
<oliver|knightig>I always check when things say they are dolphins.
well it's had alot of time to contemplate its past life
<oliver|knightig>I mean, I don't even think my character knows what a dolphin is.
it's now only neutral because the gods don't see it as a threat which requires any more smiting
<oliver|knightig>perhaps.</oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig></oliver|knightig> -
someone take a note.
two people agreed in irc.
and I was one of them. -
I present the best bit of a discussion about obtaining Bioshock:
[-09:04:17:pm-] <pyth|sick>Bioshock can be bought in a store!?
[-09:04:27:pm-] <pyth|sick>I thought it was only available via bittorrent</pyth|sick></pyth|sick> -
Never leave your computer unattended.
[-11:29:40:am-] <@Hinx> I'VE GOT THEM
[-11:29:45:am-] <@Hinx> I'VE GOT THE TICKLES
[-11:29:51:am-] <@Hinx> WOOOAAHHHH TITITITITITITITITICVKLEEDSDWD
[-11:29:53:am-] <@Hinx> Cleems
[-11:29:58:am-] <@Hinx> Pleeb
[-11:30:01:am-] <@Hinx> Jimes
[-11:30:04:am-] <@Hinx> Krins
[-11:30:08:am-] <@Hinx> Bleef
[-11:30:10:am-] <@Hinx> Foomers
[-11:30:16:am-] <@Hinx> TIME FOR DANCING
[-11:30:21:am-] <@Hinx> CONGO BEN
[-11:30:27:am-] <@Hinx> fnfnfnfn
[-11:30:31:am-] <@Hinx> TIME FOR BEN
[-11:30:33:am-] <@Hinx> jgfmng
[-11:30:33:am-] <@Hinx> gw
[-11:30:34:am-] <@Hinx> gwgr
[-11:30:34:am-] <@Hinx> w -
Note; this didn't happen in #coa. I feel the need to share, regardless.
- ChanServ sets mode: +o Luinril
- Luinril sets mode: +o Lig
There's a NIAF amongst us cool people? :O
HELLO LIG - ET has joined #[withheld]
HELLO TEDDY - Luinril sets mode: +o ET
HI LUINRIL - NIAF was kicked by ET (HI NIAF)
U MEAN :( - Luinril sets mode: -o ET
I KNO - ET was kicked by Luinril (B NICE)
This one, as you can see, did happen in #coa:
<griff|dam>I wonder..
<griff|dam>`kick Griff|Dam
<griff|dam>FINE
<griff|dam>I WILL DO IT MYSELF- Griff|Dam has left #CoA</griff|dam></griff|dam></griff|dam></griff|dam>
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Glowing Joe as a Roman Emperor.
[-03:50:26:pm-] I whipped those damn slaves even harder.
[-03:50:46:pm-] It actually said something like "Rome's back is breaking under the pressure of the slave revolt"
[-03:50:56:pm-] I swear I even saw Spartacus. -
Speaking about a certain green-armored Lord, in the vein of Chuck Norris jokes:
SnakesForDinner: Then again, that would be assuming that Mitch can read.
MrPsh: [H]e doesn't have to read. All he had to do is to punch the sheet of paper until it spoke to him. >_> -
Moved over to the correct thread. <.<
This is a day in the life of House Fezznick
<corwin_ofamber>pfff
<corwin_ofamber>I can play Lamir by now
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: Hello m'lord
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: [stares at a map, looking bored; doesn't look up]
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: Can I talk to you about something?
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: What do you think about pirates?
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: huh?
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: I mean, not the piracy part, but, where could I find a pirate ship?
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: A pirate ship?
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: [stares back at the map] What is "buckling swash" anyway?
heh keep going I want to see where this goes
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: Maybe I could have pirates ransom Auntie
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: …
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: I'd rescue her, eventually
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: But wouldn't it be fun?
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: Does Immersea have pirates, Bret? I'll get my armor
XD
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: Sir, I don't think full plate floats
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: Oh? [stares back at the map, looking disappointed]
<corwin_ofamber>Lamir: [yawns, standing] I think I'm going to take a nap
<corwin_ofamber>Bret: Oh, uhm [stands]. Yes sir
<corwin_ofamber>[Lamir leaves the room, with Bret standing there, still wondering if he'll ever get to ask his question]
<corwin_ofamber>[Bret glances at the map Lamir was looking at. It's actually a picture Lamir has drawn of his bird "the general"]
I'm SO going to steal this conversation.</corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber></corwin_ofamber> -
Haha! Brilliant
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[15:16] Anyone know Loonayaa or hals normal playing times?
[15:16] i think so. -
We all knew the answer!
I have a serious question. >_>;
How long is a IG hour?
Go on
3min
6 minutes?
8 mins
4 minutes
I think
XD
lol
Hahah
…
XDD
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(12:49:01) • Velve snickers.
(12:49:14) (Velve) There's a character called Nada Turd on the server. >.>
(12:49:24) • Velve is very easily amused.
(12:49:26) (Koririn) That's me, what's so funny?
(12:49:35) (Koririn) And it's Naga
(12:49:43) (Velve) *Naga then
(12:49:43) (TwistedNightmare) o.O
(12:49:47) (Velve) Thats what i meant.
(12:49:52) (Koririn) Playing my first female gnome.
(12:49:59) (Koririn) What's so funny about the name?
(12:50:04) (TwistedNightmare) you called your cahracter Naga Turd?
(12:50:08) (Velve) Well, Naga are snake-like people, methinks..
(12:50:13) (TwistedNightmare) they are
(12:50:19) (Velve) And turds.. Well.
(12:50:20) (Koririn) Well yeah, why not?
(12:50:21) (Velve) Heh.
(12:50:24) (Koririn) Turd is a word?
(12:50:27) (Koririn) What does it mean?
(12:50:33) (Velve) Poop.
(12:50:36) (TwistedNightmare) better than calling it Bull Turd I guess…
(12:50:41) (Koririn) Oh...
(12:50:43) (Velve) True.
(12:50:47) (haljordan) snake shit!
(12:50:48) (Koririn) Should I rename her?
(12:51:18) (TwistedNightmare) hal typed what I was refraining for typing, well done hal
(12:51:19) (Velve) Up to you..
(12:51:24) (haljordan) snake shit!
(12:51:28) (Koririn) And Velve, no, it's not me.
(12:51:29) (Koririn) >_>
(12:51:29) (Velve) Hehe..
(12:51:36) (Velve) O.o
(12:51:42) (Velve) Suuure.
(12:55:04) • Velve snickers.
(12:55:08) (Velve) Snake shit.. -
[23:14] Oliver|KnightIG: well, setting Richard Stallner and Morich Leonson to hostile isn't a way to make your life longer.
[23:15] Oliver|KnightIG: when people set me hostile, I pull out my sword and keep running past them hoping for an AoA
[23:15] AdmiralNIAFbar: XD
[23:15] Vlad_Geistlinger: That's why I just offer Stallner thinly vieled insults. No AoO from those
[23:18] Oliver|KnightIG: yeah, when all he wants is for her to get a necklace that blocks evil on DE and have hawt sekks with him. -
I don't really have to explain anything but this was several hours after the forums were down.
[18:16] [17:59] What exactly is wrong with the forums?
[18:16] we already found out
[18:17] We did?
[18:17] Gonna sahre it?
[18:17] share*
[18:18] [13:01] So any clue when the forums will be back up?
[18:18] [13:01] * Ord is now known as Ord|Busy
[18:18] [13:02] * Mayhem|Store is now known as Mayhem
[18:18] [13:02] never
[18:18] [13:02] it is a sign of our world's end
[18:18] [13:03] * Oliver (lucka99@dm-17683.hawaii.res.rr.com) has joined #coa
[18:18] [13:07] repent sinners REPENT
[18:18] [13:07] It's one of the four signs of the CoA-apocalypse. Don't worry though, we're fine until the final sign (Deadlock getting laid) comes to pass.
[18:18] [13:07] * Mushroom-Working is now known as Musrhoom
[18:18] [13:07] And I don't see that happening any time soon.
[18:18] yeah
[18:19] <@Deadlock> Wiggy is so going down. -
[14:50] thorkm: any DM available in game for 2min?
[14:50] Oliver: for cybor, thorkm?
[14:51] Vlad_Geistlinger: LMAO
[14:51] JupePlottingTheFallOfSyntax: cybor with thorkm only takes 1 minute
[14:51] Vlad_Geistlinger: How would you know?
[14:51] JupePlottingTheFallOfSyntax: Vlad, it's me you are talking about.
[14:52] Vlad_Geistlinger: Oh, I forgot you regularly cyb0r with thorkm, Jupe.
[14:52] Vlad_Geistlinger: >>
[14:52] JupePlottingTheFallOfSyntax: <<
[14:53] JupePlottingTheFallOfSyntax: I still have the ward vs dm scrying I got from Wynn for such events, so thank you Vlad. -
[16:35] it is now day three of the server reset crysis and citizens are in a panic
[16:35] we go now to our on field reporter Steve
[16:36] Thanks Bob, it's been three long days in the bustling City of Arabel since the poor citizens have seen respite from a vicious and lengthy attack of stability.
[16:37] thats horrible steve..how are you holding up in the panic
[16:37] I see some people running around with nothing to do in the background there
[16:38] Interviewing a local Knight, he is distraught due to the amount of time since he has been able to save a young girl's dog. She is quite sad and the poor knight cnanot help her due to game limitations caused by the lack of reset.
[16:38] Yes Bob, those skittering, panic ridden citizens apparently are stricken by what the locals are calling "lag"
[16:38] I'm safe right now, but a riot could break out at any moment.
[16:39] [Runs around, screaming hysterically] The Wipe! It's the Wipe!
[16:39] Even the "market sitter" crowd is complaining as the chickens lag jumping by them is quite distracting to their roleplaying of everyday events such as courting and childbirth.
[16:39] "I need you to push now… woah, did you see that chicken teleport by?"
[16:40] we are also getting some lag here at the station but it seems nothing compared to what you have in Arabel
[16:40] It's a real doozy here Bob, I can scarcely keep my pixels together.
[16:41] Here's a local running by… SIR, SIR What's your name?
[16:42] Oooooh. That's unfortunate, it seems that the lag may have claimed yet another victim in this crisis of stability.
[16:43] LOL My name iz Doomdestroyer of Mordor.
[16:43] Back to you in the studio Bob…
[16:43] Oh wait, it appears as though his dialogue has finally caught up.
[16:44] Doomdestroyer, have you ever seen such a vicious attack of stability in Arabel?
[16:44] Umm, have you seen any chickens?
[16:44] I keep trying to catch them but they are phase chickens.
[16:44] Sorry, you're about three lag jumps too late
[16:44] ah.
[16:45] it is okay, I quit.
[16:45] I'm back.
[16:45] Steve…I really think you arn't getting paid enough
[16:45] Well, with that, it's back to in the studio, From the stability crisis in Arabel this is Steve Alonso Marquez Hernandez reporting.
[16:46] thanks steve..now we go to weather…
[16:46] XD
[16:46] Hi Bob, today's weather is a big surprise.
[16:46] uh oh..last time you said that shadovar attacked arabel
[16:46] After about a year of Drought caused by the shadowvar it is now raining and snowing randomly.
[16:47] of course, NPCs in the game are complaining about the rain now, just like they complained about the drought.
[16:47] raining AND snowing?
[16:47] yes, random variations in weather seemingly minute to minute and district by distrit.
[16:47] For instance just yesterday it was night time and raining in Eastern Arabel but Central was still sunny and clear.
[16:48] Five minutes later the situation had changed, however, and in the midst of a rain storm I asked one person nearby and they complained that we weren't getting enough rain.
[16:48] Perhaps these weather effects are linked to the stability issues reported by Steve.
[16:49] could be and to answer that we have arabel dm SnakesforDinner on the phone
[16:50] it seems we are having some difficulty contacting dm snakes
[16:50] well that is all for the news today. we have a regular report on the reset crysis on our home site
[16:50] to keep you updated -
[14:15] Maureeeeeen
[14:15] Damnit, she never sent me what I needed.
[14:16] >>
[14:16] TOo easy.
[14:16] Yeah
[14:16] Don't bother Forte
[14:16] <orange|bed>What do you need, Meltdown?
[14:16] Perverted minded children. >>
[14:16] <orange|bed>…
[14:16] <orange|bed>You need perverted minded children?
[14:17] <orange|bed>SICKO!
[14:17] <orange|bed>I'm ashamed to know you
[14:17] [01:16] Perverted minded children. >>
[14:17] [01:16] <orange|bed>What do you need, Meltdown?
[14:17] Beat you to the punch actually
[14:17] XD
[14:17] <orange|bed>[02:16] <orange|bed>What do you need, Meltdown?
[14:17] <orange|bed>[02:16] Perverted minded children. >>
[14:17] We're gonna need a referee call here
[14:17] XD2
[14:18] [01:16] Don't bother Forte
[14:18] [01:16] <orange|bed>What do you need, Meltdown?
[14:18] [01:16] Perverted minded children. >_>
[14:18] <orange|bed>SCORE!
[14:18] ROFL
[14:18] Damn
[14:18] _ Meltdown retreats to his corner, bloodied and battered_</orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed></orange|bed> -
[12:25] * Slug is now known as BirhdaySluggasaur
[12:25] <@BirhdaySluggasaur> >>
[12:25] <@BirhdaySluggasaur> 21.
[12:25] <@BirhdaySluggasaur> <<
[12:25] <@Div|FridgeRaidThenStudy> Happily Birthdayish
[12:25] YOU! I want to take you to a gay bar!do I need to say more :?
[10:36] Well it's the British Army, all they ever do is just stand guard at the France border to keep them out.
[10:36] They don't have a border with France.
[10:36] <griff|dam>…
[10:36] Then they're doing a good job!</griff|dam>