Spell Alterations.
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An Angry, Elderly Sembian comes into the Library, and Inquires as to whether they have any books that hold more up to date information on Alterations than "Spell Alterations: Volume one", As that particular book seems to have been rendered obsolete by the progression of magical Lore. How he phrases this Inquiry however is far less polite, and makes frequent reference to how someone who could allow such outdated Material to remain present in the library as their primary reference on the subject is likely to have orc blood somewhere in their family tree.
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The librarian explains that there is a beautiful tome in circulation in regards of Alterations, however such a prized book is far too expensive to show case in a humble library.
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The Sembian finds a book named, "Alterations for Dummies".
However, when he opens it, he finds the words, "You're a dummy."