Character's Final Thoughts
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Ahhhhh! Ruby! 2nd best CoG next to Jam :P
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An old one but.
Novo Mundus.
PORTAL! [takes a run up, and dives inside]
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Danu - "What in tarnation is Lady Bresk lookin' at me funny for? I'll put my whoopin' iron upside her head… URK!" falls down dead from death gaze
Wilhelm the ancient gnomish wizard arriving in the afterlife following his final fireballing of his own adventuring party - "Who am I and where are you People! Wait, no no... That can't be right? Where am I and who are you people!?"
Sage Swiftfoot (Swifty) Dies of coronary artery disease after growing fat and old off of the proceeds from his wand emporium.
Rush Ticklefingers - His luck finally runs out as dies with a smile on his face in a tragic brothel accident beneath the bosom of a female half Orc. He is hailed as a hero upon setting foot in the Green Fields.