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No problem, I'd be Queen of Canada.
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You should post it all!
[12:56] <@The_King_in_Yellow> and that is why I think Molcoh should be our queen.
[12:56] <@The_King_in_Yellow> …..
[12:56] <@The_King_in_Yellow> I'm talking about Canadian Politics again. Don't worry Moloch.
[13:35] No problem, I'd be Queen of Canada.
[13:35] All the maple syrup and hockey and moose sex I can handle. -
I thought the Moose sex was to much.
So did the moose.
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[13:15] <kiy|hellweek_pt_2>I am gay
[13:15] <kiy|hellweek_pt_2>any problems?
[13:16] Nope.
[13:16] More gays == less competition.</kiy|hellweek_pt_2></kiy|hellweek_pt_2> -
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[21:38] whut
[21:41] huh?
[21:44] tuh?
[21:44] Buh
[21:45] KiY won
[21:46] he would make more points with his H U T word because of the WWe always have such meaningful debates
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:D
I love you people.
Not in a gay way.
Just generally.
As in.
Not sexually.
Though.
Maybe I do love you sexually too.
Especially you, you.
Anyway.
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wat
<maureen|studying>his internet might be stable but he sure as hell isnt</maureen|studying>
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:D
I love you people.
Not in a gay way.
Just generally.
As in.
Not sexually.
Though.
Maybe I do love you sexually too.
Especially you, you.
Anyway.
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wat
<maureen|studying>his internet might be stable but he sure as hell isnt</maureen|studying>
7.25.2010, remember the day of the Great Mynerva Burn.
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[18:21] <@Syntax> Ducklock. When was the moment you decided to troll me 4 ever?
[18:22] <@Ducklock> 2 years ago
[18:22] <@Ducklock> a stormy night
[18:22] <@Ducklock> lightning crashing down from the sky
[18:22] <@Syntax> What caused it?
[18:22] <@Ducklock> suddenly a childs voice cried out
[18:22] <@Ducklock> and then i knew
[18:22] <@Ducklock> i would become a trollNow we just need a Mary Sue in the middle of this, and we have CoA Twilight. Team Deadlock versus Team Syntax.
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<b-rock|>Regardless, I'm sure this shitty K-mart I found by the airport wouldn't mind if I returned SC2 by mistake cuz I meantto get Sc1…
<b-rock|>what is this 60 dollars you speak off Rhymo? Are you pulling tricks on the e-net now?
b-rock
me love you long time
60$
Homos itc.
<b-rock|>give me your big sis and ex-girlfriend and you has deal.
hrm..
both ex's, first one was pretty hawt, but she turned whore about at the age of 21.
<b-rock|>They all are.</b-rock|></b-rock|></b-rock|></b-rock|> -
Poor King and the sideeffects of pharamaceuticals.
[01:45] <@KiY|Never_made_It> i love you guys
[01:46] We love you too.
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> ia m going to be again really soon rc
[01:46] yep, he's high
[01:46] o hey King!
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> hey guy who';s character ai may not remeber
[01:46] Not working yourself to death?
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> who are yiou guy
[01:46] * Rhymo slaps KiY|Never_made_It around a bit with a large trout
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> fisssssssssssssh
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> fisssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> nuuuuuuu
[01:46] I'm not your guy, buddy!
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> i ahve been fushed
[01:46] <@KiY|Never_made_It> :D
[01:46] I think the drugs just kicked in even harder.
[01:47] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I di d just take towoo morephine tablets
[01:47] <@KiY|Never_made_It> thumsbup
[01:47] Damn it people, stop playing with the stoner! <_<
[01:47] Thumbump?
[01:47] KIY
[01:47] TUBTHUMPING
[01:47] I
[01:47] Love you
[01:47] Thumbump!
[01:47] morphine. jesus.
[01:47] you should run a quest imo
[01:47] give your ryhmo luvin
[01:47] * MonkeyDriver (Mibbit@187.104.163.37066) Quit (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[01:47] <@KiY|Never_made_It> lol
[01:47] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I'd get angry because thss erver limtsmechinaics of wehat I would be wanting to do
[01:47] Let Rhymo kill stone giants for xp.
[01:48] <@KiY|Never_made_It> >.>
[01:48] Also king - 's me, Rince ;p.
[01:48] Not that you care.
[01:48] And by kill I mean get repeatedly smashed.
[01:48] Kiy.
[01:48] Yeah, I think this server needs more BULLETES
[01:48] <@KiY|Never_made_It> fuck it. my stoned spelling is still better than ambers sobers sseplling
[01:48] You give me lots of luv
[01:48] Haha
[01:48] Now that's something to post.
[01:49] Indeed
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I think i was just here to say hi
[01:49] KiY: do an event where the Weave goes nuts and starts raining hedge magic reagents.
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> or is that.
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> "Sta hight"
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> ohh
[01:49] but they haven't been removed from the creatures that have them.
[01:49] KiY.
[01:49] KiY.
[01:49] Can you do me a faaaaaaaavor?
[01:49] So it's all forest blights and deathwatch beetles and bulettes.
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> Rhymo.
[01:49] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I swar if you are asking me to do anythign that requires thinking.
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I'll bann your ass for being axploitied
[01:50] We never do, King
[01:50] We never do
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> >.>
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> Exploitiredive
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> somethig liek that
[01:50] For being an ass.
[01:50] Ahaha
[01:50] Anyone on this server think? As if!
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I love ass. -
LoL I think the last line is the best!
[01:50] <@KiY|Never_made_It> I love ass.
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Forte News Network in with this breaking story about the LEGENDARY MITCHELL DESCHURR account on Facebook.
[20:57] So
[20:57] Have we figured out who the hell Mitchell Deschurr is yet?
[20:57] Haha
[20:57] It has to be hal.
[20:57] pretty sure it isn't
[20:57] i have hal on fb
[20:58] It's a stealth account.
[20:58] When in doubt, blame Duckluck.
[20:58] someone has a mitchell deschurr facebook?
[20:58] yes
[20:58] har
[20:58] and us oldies have no fckin idea wh o it is
[20:59] I GO LOOK
[20:59] <@Gurb> we could simple wait until facebook accidentally reveals that information
[20:59] METAGAMES!
[20:59] <@Seth|Toolset> I thought it was relatively obvious
[21:00] it's you?
[21:01] caek
[21:01] it's caek?
[21:01] Hmm, 7.62mm shell fired through a pistol.
[21:01] i guess
[21:02] its got to be a brit, i'd say.
[21:02] its active brit afternoons
[21:02] and says lazy bastards. and wench
[21:03] i say lazy bastards and wench quite often
[21:03] well i dunno then
[21:03] is you???
[21:04] in all the years you've known me - have i ever played or pretended to be a GUY
[21:04] You pull off that CR thing OK.
[21:04] OOOOOH SNAP
[21:04] I'm not capable of 5-7 sentence emotes
[21:05] I shoot myself after 2
[21:05] no. but i am tempted to go and make a bhaliir account and see if deschurr will be friendz
[21:05] Haha
[21:05] lmao -
03:16 Mystic You all suck
03:16 Mystic I will play with myself
03:16 Gmork O.o
03:16 Gmork Can I watch? -
Forte News Network with a breaking story of Fargle becoming the #coa whipping boy.
[22:30] Oh shut up fargle, and happy birthday!
[22:31] <b-rock|high_self_esteem>Run and tell that Homeboy!
[22:31] <fargle|cloudninestill>TI: you're 9 months and a day early!
[22:32] <forte|beeroclock>Fuck that, get drunk if you got hair on your nuts
[22:32] <forte|beeroclock>Or in Fargle's case, after your nuts drop.
[22:32] <forte|beeroclock>>_>
[22:32] ha
[22:32] haha
[22:32] hahah
[22:33] <fargle|cloudninestill>Hah, funny, Forte.
[22:33] That would explain why Forte has his mouth strategically positioned an inch below Fargle's nuts.
[22:33] <fargle|cloudninestill>I was wondering what that shriveled excuse for a man was doing near my balls…
[22:33] <forte|beeroclock>That's not me, that's Rhymo wearing a Forte mask.
[22:34] <forte|beeroclock>I'll never understand him…
[22:34] Blast! Forte masks.
[22:34] <fargle|cloudninestill>Neither will I.
[22:34] <fargle|cloudninestill>They sell them for Halloween, Forte?
[22:34] Foiled again.
[22:34] <fargle|cloudninestill>Forte is the Comeback King.
[22:34] <fargle|cloudninestill>He's also the Come-early King, if I have my sources right.
[22:35] <forte|beeroclock>Yeah, it's much like those plastic vaginas they mold off pornstars.
[22:35] <forte|beeroclock>I wanted to do that, but Lex Steele threatened to sue me for stealing his gimmick of making white women fawn over black men.
[22:35] Which, oddly enough, were fargle's sources.
[22:36] * LastChance|Conception is now known as LastChance|DINNER
[22:36] later hater
[22:36] <fargle|cloudninestill>Tricksy got JOKES
[22:37] <@Seth|Toolsetting> [23:44] <fargle|cloudninestill>TI: you're 9 months and a day early! <- ah, you were conceived yesterday, that explains alot
[22:37] ZING
[22:38] <fargle|cloudninestill>Hilarious, Seth.
[22:38] <fargle|cloudninestill>I find your lack of humor disturbing.
[22:38] <forte|beeroclock>Goddamn, who isn't slamming Fargle today?
[22:38] <forte|beeroclock>Other than women with taste.
[22:38] <fargle|cloudninestill>HAH
[22:39] I just sneezed and laughed at the same time.</fargle|cloudninestill></forte|beeroclock></forte|beeroclock></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></forte|beeroclock></forte|beeroclock></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></forte|beeroclock></forte|beeroclock></fargle|cloudninestill></fargle|cloudninestill></forte|beeroclock></forte|beeroclock></forte|beeroclock></fargle|cloudninestill></b-rock|high_self_esteem> -
Becoming the whipping boy? More like reaffirming his position as whipping boy.
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Fargles cover blown!
[21:28] :O Dont slander my good name you former soviet agent!
[21:29] TI's trolling.
Is Fargle a Soviet agent?
Yes
Brainwashed. THey like to get them young like he is
I heard they had like 11 year old world class chessmasters.
So maybe they have such agents too
Bobby Fisher, yeah.
(15 years old, honestly)
And no, I'm a Canadian agent, not a Soviet.
I envisage Fargle as a nondescript young boy who attends the old ladies' tea and canasta sessions
See, the soviet agent is already trying to poison us with misinformation
They all smile at him, ruffle his hair
They blithely ignore the threat of his presence
They happen to be wives of the most powerful men in the country
And idly chatter about what their husbands tell them in bed
But Fargle, Fargle listens
Oh and how carefully
Behind the facade of boyish smiles and shyness
He brings them cookies, occasionally, they praise his parents for having raised him well
CCccombo BREAKER
And so the state's most guarded secrets leak eastward, through crochetry and bridge parties, through teaspoons of sugar and delicious cookies, through a 11-year old attentive ears.
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Hahahahahahaha. Bath time.
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Or use hedge wizardry to summon three of the Beholders for you.
That was one plan, it almost worked, too..
lol, what did you summon instead?
I summoned a horrible monsters who ate my router and caused me to miss the ceremony.