Idiotic Things I Did With My First Character
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Fed the gurb.
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Tried to join Fezznick.
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Actually now that I think about it, my first rogue pickpocket character had another fun thing she did. I found out that one of the doors in Bhaliir was pickable. I walked down into a storage room with a chest full of mithril. Just snatched up 50 bars of mithril and walked right back out. So in between robbing and killing beggars I was selling off mithril bars openly in the market.
I was finally caught when I sold off all 50 and went back for more. Guard chased me downstairs and I logged before he could kill me. I suppose since I hadn't stolen anything yet they didn't ban me for it.
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I laugh easily, and this thread almost killed me … :lol:
I was alrady familiar with D&D and FR once I reached Arabel, but I had only played PnP with friends and my boyfriend, so NWN was new for me. I had only played the campaign.
As many of you might know, PnP is a lot more flexible, and you can be a drow or the boss of something big anytime you want (since you´re playing with your friends).
I learned the hard way what happens when an unknown evil character talks to a well known criminals with an attitude, thinking they already own the place merely by walking there...
My elven sharran priestess got knives stuck beneath her knee caps, robbed, humiliated.. Kach and his gang signed the work! :)
They were nice enough to let me live! (thanks!) So I was able to learn how to fit better in Arabel.
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After realising I could get 2xp from killing the Raven in the wilderness with almost no risk to myself I just walked willy nilly through the roads shooting at random birds. When I was confronted by a druid (might have been Eliphas shrugs) about what I was doing I responded "Its much safer then questing"
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After realising I could get 2xp from killing the Raven in the wilderness with almost no risk to myself I just walked willy nilly through the roads shooting at random birds. When I was confronted by a druid (might have been Eliphas shrugs) about what I was doing I responded "Its much safer then questing"
:D
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I also remember the very first moment I had logged on, I walked in town (Likely north-west where one of the ravens fly) and wondered why this HUGE town (I had only walked a few feet) was so deserted.
I killed the raven as well, thinking what awefull experience the "monsters" in this game give. I logged out cause I was not satisfied with the little experience.
Poor ravens, they are always targeted by us newbies.
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Deity:
Jesus
Never quite made that death save…
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Deity:
Jesus
Never quite made that death save…
Not a bug– I think you have to wait 3 days to return to your body.
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So far have been okay, other than being informed that special characters shouldn't be used in names..
And then when I rerolled the character (on deliberation I realized that rogue/mage would likely fit her better than fighter/mage) I took about 15-30 to realize I had created her with the same special character in her name. Likely out of habit due to her last name having an apostrophe in it usually.
Doh. Well, here's hoping I never need to delete her for some reason.
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I remember teaming up with Stutlengore to trick people into thinking there was a beggar riot in the slums..we then mugged them and left them to die.
It was pretty funny when I went it alone and tried to mug someone, only to find out it was another character of Stutlengore's
Did the same on Nadas once too..trapped them in a room with the beatles and then full looted them
We were bastards. Pretty much should have been banned..
LOX AND LABUR 4 LYFE
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I remember teaming up with Stutlengore to trick people into thinking there was a beggar riot in the slums..we then mugged them and left them to die.
It was pretty funny when I went it along and tried to mug someone, only to find out it was another character of Stutlengore's
Did the same on Nadas once too..trapped them in a room with the beatles and then full looted them
We were bastards. Pretty much should have been banned..
LOX AND LABUR 4 LYFE
You tell this now? You bastards killed me.
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I'm -so- glad you were on the receiving end
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Christ… here we go.
Once got killed by a Bullette out in the wild, so I made a character called 'Smokey Demon' who was black skinned with horns, to try to bargain for my soul. Smokey got DM blasted within seconds. Didn't get the hint and made another character who organised his funeral. No-one came.
Made a blue orc called Big Blue Banger.
Stole Oliver Baba's shirt by tricking him into thinking we were tailors. Then sending tells holding the shirt to ransome. The best thing is my accomplises are all now DMs...
Made a goblin called Grinn without DM approval, but no-one noticed, so I played him on and off for a year. I think that's MORE shameful than getting caught.
Got banned for two years due to something called 'The Lost Boys Incident'.
RPed a server reset the first time I saw it. My character freaked out as 'the sky went black...'
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HA! HAHA!!
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On my first visit to Nada's and before facing the final enemies I emoted,
Cries a battle prayer to Clangeddin before charging into the fray
<- Automatically drops to his knees and prays
<- Automatically de-equips weapon and shield
<- Cue the Fugue… -
Muling equipment between PCs I think has been my only crime. While known as a big NO-NO on most servers, I honestly thought it was alright here on CoA, since most everyone I had seen the two days I had been on were running and using common "dated" terminology. ie… "ok", "okay", and "chill out".
Things that to this day still drive me nuts.
I actually thought this was an ANYTHING GOES server.