Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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William Thond: "And here is where we will put our 'Proud Sponsor of Thayan Goods" sign, right next to the 'Free Money' Hut."
And to those that knew 'em:
Zyl D'Enitor: "Nah, there's nothing behind me this time!"
Aznar Lauzoril: "I respect your powerful insight into my intentions Sir Paladin, and for that reason I shall humbly comply with your demand that I take my "filthy blackened heart tainted with the foulest of evils" away from this group and allow you to proceed peacefully and without impediment."
And yeah, enough of my old characters, 'cause I'm the only one who gives two fucks about 'em anyway >_>
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Elathiras D'san: Grab that pair of half-orcs and dwarves you know, party in the elfhold!
Bellindor Tallhill, after stumbling upon two people arguing in the market: Talking is for pansies, fight fight fight!
Grimkjel Thrundrar: I suggest we consult the orcs for a truce!
Jonathan Abold: Screw balance, I want to kill shiz.
Cleo: I'm tired of my stone, I should seek an adventure.
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Elrath Tanal: The lamp post is safe for now, I'd best go elsewhere.
Taliya Edgewise: I'm a smurf.
Vorodor: I'm tired of all this sex, can't we just talk?
Motoko: I'm sorry I've been so mean to you Jester, why don't we work all of our problems out.
Macrage: Elves are level headed and respectable individuals.
For a select few:
Kalen Shadowvein/Thundredge/Stormsomething: Eldritch Knight is overpowered, someone should nerf it.
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Thorban au Forgeguard -
Well saying anything without a groan or a grimace … and : "We need another frontliner, I am not enough for this"Gavin Oathsong -
"Here, Warwizard, please take these skeleton knuckles and rakhasas eyes I have been collecting for the Law."Khalik Muro -
"Gavin, I am sorry for this pain I am going to cause you"Magus Daal -
"I really don't want anything from you"Brogir Thugash -
"Mez bigz orcah, ya obeayah! Puny!"Mortimer Loudsilver -
"Thorban, let's not go with this party, it looks suicidal."Ekhmet-Amon-Mekri -
"Chodanthan goods can rival any mulhorandi wands I enchant. And here, let me remove the curse I just put on you"Julius the Hero of Waterdeep -
"You all contributed greatly to my success"
"A small person, wearing an armor. It must be a halfling/gnome"
"You saved our lives"
"Please"
Ky'ran
"So this is what Fugue looks like" -
Bolthor: "Whoa, hold on a second, let's think this through"
Etnad/Jimmies: "Nah, no need to repay me"
Jesse Carter: "Good day, old chap. A splendid afternoon for tea and a cigar, I say!"
Rondar Derman: "No, thank you, I'll pass. I'm already full"
Cerialdor: "Well, it was nice sitting here with you guys but I think I'll go stretch my legs"
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This is sooo not Talia for several reasons…
Talia: "Needle and Thread be damned! I'd love to go fight the undead of the Tymoran shrine! Let ME hold the front line!
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Tahi: today I won't "help" anyone, I in fact I am going go to blast a few random people with my arcane might.
Tasia: I love rocks! Oh and I want to be Tyran'ts girlfriend and say thank you for all the happy things that hes brought to my life
Salynda: You know, I've been listening to you good sir paladin of Mystra and your reasonable arguments have made me decide to change ways!
Garik Gravedigger: Me smash punies!
:D
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Xenthym Kane: 'I think the time has come to advocate lenience…'
Corynt Senthent: 'I don't know... it looks muddy... perhaps there's another way around?'
Max Lerouge: 'Hyarr! I'll neverrr touch anotherr drrop in my life. 'Tis the devil's drrink!'
Elsbeth: 'Rather than punish you, I think I'll let you sit here and think about what you've done.'
Tyrant Tamal Bentan: 'Raemos? There's a spider in my room! Can you get it out for me?'
Raemos Dagmoth: 'Nay, for I too am afraid of spiders, especially the ones that you know look way bigger than they actually are.'
Shania Kelten: 'Danger? I laugh in the face of danger. HAHAHAHAHAAA!'
Nekros Darkflame: 'Ugh, I'm feeling a mite under the weather. A sasparilla should put that fire out! Mine's a double!'
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Richard Stallner: Hmm, that looks dangerous, you guys go first.
Oliver Baba: Pretty girl in town you said, I never notice them.
Oliver Baba: The Purple Dragon does not respond.
Eldaris Shadusk: Wait Constal, I can summon something really useful this time. summons something better than a badger
Natassia Bresk: Get away from me you dirty beggar.
Casper Cleareyes: No thank you, I'm cutting back on doughnuts and watching my figure.
RwG: No, I'm only going to play one character this year.
Ky'Ran: I think I should heal before the next encounter?
Ky'Ran: I think I'll use a shield and one handed weapon since the last bunch of those were really given me a hard time.
Nessa: Hmm, I think maybe I'll wear something a bit more modest today. Maybe something with iron chains.
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Umaara - Does this moustache make me look like a walrus?
Natalia - MONEY!! moneymoneymoneymoney!
Rav - Beware! for i am a vampire! khhh!
Angel - Free healing for everyone!
Vega - All praise Tempus! The lord of war!
Nadia (aka "her cowness") - bacquak! various chicken noises
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@Alice:
Garik Gravedigger: Me smash punies!
:DHm, actually he has said something to that effect already, on the only high-lvl quest he ever took. There may even still be living witnesses of this embarrassing event. But no, the most unlikely line for him would be either :
Garik Gravedigger : Me orc ! Me strong ! Run or die !
or (stealing from another half-orc)
Garik Gravedigger : Nekros, make bones dance ! Bones fight with orcs !
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DM : "Let's spawn the cuddly bunnies that hand out free loot/xp today"
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DM : "Let's spawn the cuddly bunnies that hand out free loot/xp today"
You people say that all the time. You just don't do it.
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DM : "Let's spawn the cuddly bunnies that hand out free loot/xp today"
You people say that all the time. You just don't do it.
He knows too much!
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Kateb Saribah: 'Mmm? Sorry my dear, I would… but I'm a bit shy.'
Kinaru: 'The weather's great, maybe even TOO hot. A nice swim should cool me down nicely.'
Chavhan Vorn: 'Of course, empathising with my fellow magi isn't hard, you know...'
Savis Zaxim: 'Of course, empathising with the Lord Magus isn't hard, you know...'
Riautu: 'Ah, who would have thought that a good book and a glass of brandy in front of a warm fire would ease my temper so?'
Cleo: 'Nope, no candy for me.'
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"I think I won't scare players today."
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Corynt: "I didn't see that coming."
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Here are a few I could think of
Riautu: Hey Max! If you need help with anything you can always drop by at my residence, I'll give you a hand to get out of trouble!
Skadi: Excuse me, could you quit smoking? I find it irritating and it thickens the air.
Mouser: I just don't feel like dancing with ladies. I'd step on their feet…
Kinaru: My real name is in fact Kinaru.
Kinaru: Oooh, a gift! A silver ring! Just what I needed for my collection of jewellery!
Miyara: I think I will keep the shape of a halfling on this adventure!
Thyden: laughs
Chloe, the voice of Bhaliir: Well this person has been disrespectful to my Lord but I think I will just let it go.
The Multitude
Elliot: By the way, the three of us don't really think as one sole entity.
Leirian: And we like the city a lot. It's really beautiful.
Nantiska: Eeeek! A bug! Squash it! -
Kinaru: My real name is in fact Kinaru.
Miyara: I think I will keep the shape of a halfling on this adventure!
Those two are winners.
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Except one might have been said… >.>
Sashal: Here you go sir, i managed to retreive all your belongings look, every last one.
Aracen: Bet i can raise better Undead than you!
Samar: Danger? Hah, i laugh in the face of danger!
Charana: Uh.. can we turn back now?