Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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This is why you don't go porn-surfing on the web.
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where do YOU go porn surfing then?Just to funny.
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You know what I like most about the Marines, of all the services?
<wolf_pack>. . . . . . . >
<wolf_pack>Pac man wins- Sherry eats a power sphere, ghosts turn blue
Someone whois me.
They are the one armed service that doesn't promise you anything for joinging, but beign a marine. No school, no job experience. You join the marines and you get to kill giant lava monsters with a sword and wear blue uniforms</wolf_pack></wolf_pack>
- Sherry eats a power sphere, ghosts turn blue
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[1:25:40AM] * Meltdown kicks Gurb in the shin
[1:25:48AM] HAH
[1:25:49AM] *Gurb
[1:25:51AM] :P
[1:25:55AM] He'll retaliate, but it
[1:26:00AM] 'll be fun.
[1:26:09AM] Oh, he'll retaliate. That much is guaranteed. >>
[1:26:19AM] * GarytheClown was kicked by Gurb (Meltdown's fault)
[1:26:24AM] XD
[1:26:31AM] Haha.
[1:26:37AM] * colinpoh was kicked by Gurb (Meltdown did this to you)
[1:26:38AM] <3 t3h Gurbinator
[1:26:39AM] * colinpoh (colinpoh@dm-18026.lns2.mel3.internode.on.net) has joined #coa
[1:26:44AM] Uh, oh.
[1:26:45AM] >>
[1:26:48AM] what did I do?
[1:26:50AM] * GarytheClown (gdbii1506@dm-16874.dsl.lbcktx.swbell.net) has joined #coa
[1:26:51AM] * Forte- senses something heading his way.
[1:26:56AM] * You were kicked by Gurb (Remember to blame Meltdown for this)
[1:27:03AM] duh.. what happend?
[1:27:08AM] Yep.
[1:27:10AM] * colinpoh blames Meltdown
[1:27:17AM] * GarytheClown was kicked by Gurb (Ask Meltdown)
[1:27:21AM] Gurb, you're gonna kill me with the charges this month[1:38:18AM] I'm out again, see you soon.
[1:38:39AM] * Meltdown is now known as NotGurb
[1:40:06AM] * NotGurb was kicked by Gurb (Meltdown is now known as NotHere) -
Guest3751 = StarryIce. I'll let it speak for itself.
[11:01:32AM] Forte-
[11:01:39AM] I can bump your charisma up four points
[11:01:43AM] That'll give you self-confidence.
[11:02:00AM] And I can bless your weapon so you can kill her if she spurns you.
[11:02:03AM] So log in.
[11:02:03AM] XD
[11:02:06AM] ANd we'll get it over with
[11:02:14AM] I can confuse you so you stab yourself
[11:02:16AM] He's serious, folks. That's what makes it so funny. :D
[11:02:17AM] <@MotherGoose> Who you going after Forte?
[11:02:30AM] Starry's referring to Matilda.
[11:02:38AM] I'll even open up the patented Tyrane Love Shack
[11:02:39AM] <@MotherGoose> Hey now…. no picking on Matilda
[11:02:40AM] (TM)
[11:02:43AM] And give you some advice
[11:02:46AM] It worked for Natassia
[11:02:48AM] Oliver
[11:02:50AM] Anastrianna
[11:02:52AM] Come one, come all
[11:03:04AM] I even hooked up Rith and Durdyn
[11:03:10AM] You're in good hands, Forte-, now log in. -
[19:54] * Tucker has joined #coa
[19:54] * Tucker has left #coa
[19:55] I miss Tucker already
[19:55] He left a markI even typed (sigh) lol after that, and i only do that when i really do laugh out loud.
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Thrawn discusses a couple of his favorite summoning moments.
[10:46:01AM] <thrawn|work>I remember a party fleeing the cemetary, a DKC was chasing them into East Way, so I summoned a celestial dog to distract it while everyone ran
[10:46:11AM] <thrawn|work>Best use of a celestial dog EVER!
[10:46:18AM] <thrawn|work>Saved East Way
[10:46:27AM] <thrawn|work>That was like my first week as a WW
[10:47:33AM] <thrawn|work>My best use of a badger was to kill a big group of gypsies
[10:47:48AM] A badge?
[10:47:52AM] A badger?
[10:47:59AM] <thrawn|work>Well, a celestial badger
[10:48:04AM] Yes, he summons Pokemon.
[10:48:04AM] drom only died because they spawned ONTOP of him heh
[10:48:09AM] <thrawn|work>Killed 3 gypsy mages, and 6 warriors
[10:48:12AM] omg.
[10:48:14AM] …
[10:48:22AM] * Peons has joined #coa
[10:48:24AM] What the fuck. Must've been a super Pokemon.
[10:48:24AM] what level Summons is that ?
[10:48:37AM] <thrawn|work>I summoned the badger, ordered it to charge, and all three mages fireballed it, killing all 9 of them</thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work></thrawn|work> -
@on:
I was just looking through some movies that are being played at some of the local theatres, does "Herbie: Fully Loaded" not sound both wildly inappropriate for a car as well as a bit lascivious?
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i never get any PMs
sometimes i make new accounts just to PM myself to make me feel betterAnother stiple of BGS' loneliness.
For some reason, Forte believes I need to see everything, and immedietly asked if I was there to see that.
No, Forte, I saw it in a vision.
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I keep having dreams about JOhn Swiftson dying to lag
then I wake up, and am unsure if it was a dream or not, and am worried.
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you need to see a doctor << >>
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Once, after Gturtle mentioned it, I dreamt I met all of you at the CoA-LAN Party at Santista's house
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<kotenku|ig>I recall having a nightmare where i was trapped in school being chased by an ADD 6th grader with a knife and a really high IQ >.<
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<kotenku|ig>he kept jumping out at me, even while I was trying to get out through the air ducts.
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Once, after Gturtle mentioned it, I dreamt I met all of you at the CoA-LAN Party at Santista's house
It'd be awesome; admit it.
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It would!
SANTISTA! LAN-PARTY!!!
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It started when Phantom asked to be booted with the message, "Stop. Hammertime" and it ended with me writing a whole rap as a joke.
Enjoy, =P.
Can't touch this.
J-j-j-j-just like the DMs and some players too
I've got mad RPing skills, so Cross STFUI can post on the forums and chat in IRC
I can't kick or boot or give phat l00t,
but I can still come off as 1337Cant touch this
Stop. Jestyr Time!
I'm Thayarific Jestyr, OO thinks I'm hot
I don't care if you're elf or gnome, I'll still mess with your plot.I've been around the server, from the palace to East Way.
It's Jestyr, go Jestyr, MC Jestyr, yo Jestyr, let's see Moloch rap this way!Can't touch this!
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It started when Phantom asked to be booted with the message, "Stop. Hammertime" and it ended with me writing a whole rap as a joke.
Enjoy, =P.
Can't touch this.
J-j-j-j-just like the DMs and some players too
I've got mad RPing skills, so Cross STFUI can post on the forums and chat in IRC
I can't kick or boot or give phat l00t,
but I can still come off as 1337Cant touch this
Stop. Jestyr Time!
I'm Thayarific Jestyr, OO thinks I'm hot
I don't care if you're elf or gnome, I'll still mess with your plot.I've been around the server, from the palace to East Way.
It's Jestyr, go Jestyr, MC Jestyr, yo Jestyr, let's see Moloch rap this way!Can't touch this!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
OMG, thats SO great.
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I find the Combs and Mol dissucsion the most funniest of all.
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This was just…words can't describe it right now.
[11:01:32AM] I hate it when people metagame quest groups -_-
[11:01:42AM] Maybe they just don't like you
[11:01:46AM] "we'll need exactly this, this and this"
[11:01:52AM] I know I don't.
[11:01:53AM] what makes you say that mornington
[11:01:55AM] * PuppyPack kids
[11:02:30AM] Well, I get told off all the time for not taking scouts. However, this is because mostly they're sneaky scouts in black leather and pot helms
[11:02:50AM] I get people yelling "OMG METAGAMA" instead of "Hmm, so youn don't work with obvious idiots"
[11:03:03AM] hah
[11:03:09AM] nothing like someone ig saying omg
[11:03:11AM] that's not what I mean
[11:03:14AM] more like
[11:03:35AM] hehe
[11:03:35AM] "oh hey I know what this quest is going to be like so if this group isn't what I think is enough I'll make an excuse to leave"
[11:03:42AM] That's why my scout wears green and gold =P
[11:03:45AM] Oh, I do that too
[11:03:53AM] yeah that's utter faggotry
[11:03:55AM] Usually when people start recruiting 8 or 9 people
[11:04:10AM] They do it in a homosexual manner?
[11:04:13AM] And then I say "And you need me why? You obviously don't have much faith in my abilities"
[11:04:41AM] Why yes, Vivo, I do do it in a flagrently homosexual manner puts arm around shoulders Come and let's discuss it, shall we? -
I hated how one time Justian asked directions to an inn
and some new paladin said I cant aid you in your task you are EBOL
No Inn for you!
<itsyourisp|notasleep>NO REST FOR THE WICKED!!</itsyourisp|notasleep> -
So I went through an old IRC log for kicks and found this:
Deliverance!
[8:22:44PM] Dueling Banjos? Sounds interesting, maybe if I was more of a banjo person I'd look into it but it sounds pretty good for banjos
[8:22:46PM] <vimes|country>I'll have to take some next time I go to cadillac ranch.
[8:22:46PM] Ranger!
[8:23:01PM] Clearly, you have not read Deliverance.
[8:23:03PM] Stardog, Im sure you've heard the song at one point or another
[8:23:04PM] <vimes|country>Dueling banjos= deliverence
[8:23:08PM] Dueling Bnjo's is such a famous song, you've probabvly heard it before
[8:23:08PM] * Dia tries to see over vimes shoulder.
[8:23:09PM] Or seen the film.
[8:23:13PM] * Kaerishya|FriendlyMalarite fumbles for the button to ignore whatever Howland has to say next.
[8:23:24PM] <vimes|country>Good movie.
[8:23:29PM] <vimes|country>Very creepy.
[8:23:36PM] Never seen it
[8:23:37PM] A movie about dueling banjos?
[8:23:45PM] * Calculor (trillian@dm-32714.bras01.kea.ne.frontiernet.net) has joined #CoA
[8:23:53PM] Quite.
[8:23:55PM] * Mattamue (Mattamue@dm-39347.87.cm.sunflower.com) has joined #coa
[8:23:56PM] Well, no.
[8:24:18PM] If I was wandering the wilderness and heard duelling banjos, I'd be scared as hell
[8:24:24PM] Why the hell does nwn take so long to die when it freezes
[8:24:25PM] <vimes|country>Yes.
[8:24:25PM] It's kind of graphic, I probably shouldn't talk about it in this channel.
[8:24:28PM] heh
[8:24:37PM] I want to know what it about
[8:24:55PM] my god, my comp is running 44 processes
[8:25:10PM] no shit, redneck tree's carry banjos -> thats just scary.
[8:25:17PM] <vimes|country>Basic story is a couple of guys get lost in hillbilly country.
[8:25:21PM] <vimes|country>Bad stuff ensues.
[8:25:37PM] They go on a canoe trip actually.
[8:25:44PM] like without a paddle!?
[8:25:53PM] Not as funny
[8:26:01PM] And are attacked and assaulted by extremely rural georgians, who sexually assault them.
[8:26:08PM] what kind of idiot gets in a canoe without a fucking paddle?
[8:26:14PM] definately not as funny
[8:26:20PM] Wyrms: Its part of the movie
[8:26:24PM] * vimes|country references pigs and their noises.
[8:26:25PM] wait - a bunch of GUYS get assualted by extremely rural georgians who like to fuck?
[8:26:28PM] ewwww.
[8:26:39PM] Im gonna go eat now
[8:26:40PM] <kaerishya|friendlymalarite>thanks for joining us, wyrms…
[8:26:45PM] <vimes|country>Whats one of Bubba's favorite lines?
[8:26:46PM] * noctem (oejr@dm-35939.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Exit: )
[8:26:55PM] Notorious for its line, "Squeal like a piggy boy! Squeeeee!"
[8:26:55PM] right, as howland said…[20:24:23] [Howland] It's kind of graphic, I probably shouldn't talk about it in this channel
[8:27:12PM] <vimes|country>and you sure got a purdy mouth howland.
[8:27:14PM] …thats fucking sick.
[8:27:22PM] <vimes|country>Thats another of it's quotes.
[8:27:34PM] ya thats fine but its still sick as hell Oo
[8:27:36PM] I bet I can make you squeal like a piggy!
[8:27:47PM] …
[8:27:58PM] C'm'ere wyrms</vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country></kaerishya|friendlymalarite></vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country></vimes|country>Guards and bells.
[8:36:54PM] why is it that the KotMS don't get a faction bell like the houses?
[8:36:54PM] * picayune (picayune@dm-39379.nyc.res.rr.com) Quit (Exit: If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.)
[8:37:36PM] I asked Aramil why the guards don't have one too.
[8:37:45PM] Guards do have one.
[8:37:50PM] because they wouldn't hear it over their own over inflated ego's singing their praise in their tiny little heads anyway
[8:37:55PM] Talk to any NPC guard.
[8:37:56PM] They didn't when I asked Aramil.
[8:37:56PM] its called "Everywhere in the city there is a NPC guard"
[8:37:58PM] Request a guard.
[8:38:05PM] Bell goes off, you annoying mother–--ers.Meltdown and the penetration joke.
[12:31:35AM] * cmenden hurls a barrel at Meltdown.
[12:31:47AM] * Karatanakalisverasterineajtene is now known as Severe
[12:31:54AM] I'll win Donkey-Kong-Style
[12:32:08AM] Uh oh, now I have both of them to deal with
[12:32:08AM] * Dalamar (dalamar@dm-39370.nas2.wichita1.ks.us.da.qwest.net) Quit (Exit: eXtreme "Me? King of the gully dwarves? I'd sooner drown!" - Flint Fireforge)
[12:33:47AM] Bwahaha
[12:33:50AM] 10 + 23 = 33!
[12:33:58AM] Hail to the King
[12:34:00AM] * Archenson (archenson@dm-25811.sympatico.ca) Quit (Exit: )
[12:34:05AM] * Meltdown|Semi-Normal takes the barrel and violates orifices never seen before on cmenden.
[12:34:34AM] Don't be alarmed.
[12:34:40AM] O*O!
[12:34:41AM] Those are part of the Amil costume.
[12:34:56AM] Julien shouldn't have died!
[12:35:00AM] He should have gotten life in prison
[12:35:00AM] <meltdown|semi-normal>Not Amil
[12:35:04AM] <meltdown|semi-normal>cmenden.
[12:35:14AM] Cmenden is currently wearing the Amil regalia.
[12:35:23AM] Or so my sources tell me.
[12:35:32AM] No way, I'm wearing a black shirt and pants
[12:35:34AM] <meltdown|semi-normal>I've been able to penetrate many defenses.
[12:35:35AM] Thus the, ah, tasteless joke.</meltdown|semi-normal></meltdown|semi-normal></meltdown|semi-normal>The infamous going invisible and logging off joke.
[2:58:26PM] I figure there are two things people can play for
[2:58:36PM] Loot and Xp.
[2:58:39PM] No
[2:58:45PM] Yes.
[2:58:45PM] All I want is the ammy of nat armour +2
[2:58:46PM] Loot/XP and Chicks.
[2:58:54PM] … 'relationships'?
[2:58:54PM] Ah.
[2:58:57PM] You're correct.
[2:59:04PM] NC, it's called "social roleplaying."
[2:59:07PM] loot + xp = popularity!
[2:59:09PM] Dark Gods VS 'relationships'…
[2:59:22PM] Nelson is evil and he has a bitch
[2:59:26PM] Every encounter you need to ask yourself "How can I get chicks from this?"
[2:59:27PM] Are we just talking about approved cyb0r or something?
[2:59:35PM] ….No.
[2:59:36PM] Sorry, theres no competition. A woman can't offer me dominion over Toril and the chance to smite my foes!
[2:59:38PM] Paige or something
[2:59:38PM] Naga: Nelson owns. He is the exception.
[2:59:45PM] Nelson invised and ran away from his bitch.
[2:59:48PM] Haha.
[2:59:54PM] Forte I know nelson owns but evil people can have bitchs
[3:00:08PM] So can good people.
[3:00:09PM] Evil people need to get skrewed now nd then to releive stress
[3:00:12PM] Look at Chadin and Riken.
[3:00:19PM] Good people can't have bitches.
[3:00:21PM] No
[3:00:22PM] That's a lie.
[3:00:26PM] Don't look at them
[3:00:27PM] I'm fairly sure "Bitch" ownership is an Evil act
[3:00:30PM] Why should an evil guy who wants to b an emperor of bale have to "take matters into there own hand"
[3:00:35PM] * Teh_Golw (GGlowin@172.135.152.20599) has joined #coa
[3:00:37PM] <wolf_pack>I flee from this conversation as I flee from relationships.
[3:00:48PM] Haha!
[3:00:49PM] rofl
[3:00:50PM] Emobitch
[3:01:11PM] <teh_golw>Shut up.
[3:01:12PM] That's your cue, Starry.
[3:01:27PM] <wolf_pack>I just wanted Domino to come save Nelson, and then Paige had to get it all friendly.
[3:01:46PM] <wolf_pack>So I cast invis, ran. And logged off.</wolf_pack></wolf_pack></teh_golw></wolf_pack> -
Uh wow… Did i realy say that?
Must've had a bad night at work. That or a bad run in with a paladin....
Infact the latters probably most likely.
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Two in one: A suggestion for the (now removed) elfshack (in the market) and a startling revelation about Glow.
[12:11:53PM] 12:10:50PM] i think i saw a dwarf Lifts leg and pees on a halforc corpse once <- Erux pissed on a skeleton once.
[12:12:10PM] And I saw a dwarf pissing behind one of the shacks in the market once.
[12:12:32PM] OMG lol ! the THING to do at the Elfshack!
[12:12:47PM] behind it.. then emote a thin yllow puddle steams under the wall
[12:12:51PM] *streams
[12:12:56PM] well. streams AND steams
[12:13:09PM] that would finally get 'em out of the shack
[12:13:13PM] <@SheaKitten> LOL
[12:13:20PM] <teh_golw>Damned elfshack.
[12:13:23PM] <jal|starving>leave the market idlers alone…
[12:13:33PM] <jal|starving>they're like animals in a zoo
[12:13:50PM] <jal|starving>you wouldnt pee in the gorilla cage would you?
[12:13:55PM] but it's because of Them, that i got lightning bolted yesterday as i walked from T-T to VC.
[12:13:56PM] <teh_golw>It's always better to talk about anything other than CoA, in #coa, because it tends to be nothing but bitching when Arabel is the topic.
[12:14:10PM] * @SheaKitten shoves a lolly in glow's mouth
[12:14:23PM] <jal|starving>You know what Glow? That IS true
[12:14:28PM] Bitching here keeps us from killing people IG
[12:14:29PM] <jal|starving>I never really thought of that.
[12:14:32PM] wait ! WAIT ! Glow is proposing NOT bitching? NOT ranting ?
[12:14:39PM] O.o
[12:14:40PM] <jal|starving>Bitching here keeps me from killing people IRL
[12:14:58PM] <teh_golw>I spent years in the mountains.
[12:15:02PM] <teh_golw>In a monestary.
[12:15:13PM] <teh_golw>My spirit is calmed, my rage subsided.
[12:15:57PM] <teh_golw>Hehe. Vashelroonies.
[12:16:09PM] Velsharoonies. and that will be five cents please
[12:16:12PM] <teh_golw>Or something like that.
[12:16:14PM] <jal|starving>Im trying not to let my rage overtake me like Mr. Furious
[12:17:17PM] <@SheaKitten> In other words
[12:17:23PM] !s
[12:17:23PM] <@SheaKitten> Server Running - 48 of 55 players. Uptime: 5h 51m 15s
[12:17:24PM] <@SheaKitten> he got booty and he's much happier and much less grumpier
[12:17:25PM] <@SheaKitten> :D
[12:17:30PM] <teh_golw>Bah to you.
[12:17:37PM] * @SheaKitten blows baby kisses at GLow
[12:17:39PM] <teh_golw>I've been less grumpy for weeks!</teh_golw></teh_golw></jal|starving></teh_golw></teh_golw></teh_golw></teh_golw></teh_golw></jal|starving></jal|starving></jal|starving></teh_golw></jal|starving></jal|starving></jal|starving></teh_golw> -
Ah
Thay is so much fun
Evil Lite
=(
less filling
Well, yeah
mmm
All the evil, half the calories