That does accurately describe Dwarf Fortress!

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Or buy unlimited firepower from COG. No magic skill required!

Also contained the winning emote:

[The woman is now diamonds!]

Meanwhile, elsewhere…

A great machine is turned on.

Something goes awry.

Trouble.

More trouble.

The Apronomicon

What could this mean for the future of the server?

Low levels are limited to Sparring Mode from now on.

You could play a part-time worker at the C0G factory, adventuring to exciting places for materials required for mad projects!

This old Netherese vending machine turned out to be harder to operate than I expected.

DMs discover why Raslyn was pwning every obstacle every time we started cackling about our cleverness.

Truthful label.

I was amazed at the amount of chatting going on while 15+ elementals were attacking the party, while trying to capture a giant fire elemental for the Company of the Gear.

Bonus picture! The Gondblasters' stall in the Annual Animatron Smackdown of the Titans! A few animatron contestants can be seen in this picture, including a jet-propelled hovershark and D.E.S.T."Roy"E.R. way in the back.

I honestly hadn't even noticed Tinker was in that screenshot. I guess as a DM we just get used to automatically filter out giant dragons, ancient golden kings, big boats, brain dogs and all sorts of hilariously flashy avatars that are invisible to the players.