The Captain's Cave
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People of CoA. I give to you, funny jabs, jokes, and general strangeness of our server. With a couple of cool moments thrown in for fun.
Brought to you by….
Legend of CoA, a Trap to the Past.
I present for more proof that Sanders is the true evil around this town…. THE FOUR ARMED CHICKEN MAN!!!
Some days it sucks when you have already found Shira's Dog.
Don't F*** with Shira! That girl is crazy.
NO CYB0RZ!!! Rulez is Rulez!
A good day of hunting….
Followed by a BAD day of climbing
Well… he doesn't.
huh?
And a couple bouncers just doing their job!
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Who is deciding your fate?
And once again… In MASS EFFECT form.
Dannis and Gage… Just being sexay beasts.
Speaking of sexay. The storm troopers are coming!!!
Pointless emotes are pointless.
Some self shopping?
…..Like the back of a volkswagon?
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Har.
Look at the fat Stormtrooper.
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gage looks like darth vader in that picture too…
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I'm touched that you think i'm commander shepherd. Not too many paragon points here though.
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Nice gave me some laught lol,
shira got lucky on this one, as i cant remember how many time i have seen her lying dead in the street of arabel… -
Thune needs a love interest -
Did anyone notice in the same area as the Bioware book there is a small book with the Baulder's Gate game symbol? Also on the statues in the Mages Guild lobby the books they are holding is the "Dungeon Masters Guide."
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As we are all well aware… Our DMs are infallable... right?
ZOOL!!!
POLARIS!!!
PENGUIN!!!
TORMITE!!!
ABBY!!! …or thunderlamb?
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**Got a few more here:
Its fun being in the buddy cop movie. I'm getting to old for this S***
Could it be? gasp Fiendish Chicken!!!!!
As a guard, you have your bad days…
But you have some good days too!
**and now I have to go to class. Finish later.
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Who is deciding your fate?
It's game night in the Sheriff's Tower!
Thune: “Galstaff, you have entered the door to the North. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent smell of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.”
O'Connell: “Where are the Cheetos?”
Thune: “They’re right next to you!”
Dree: “I cast a spell!”
O'Connell: “Where’s the Mountain Dew?”
Thune: “In the fridge, DUH!”
Dree: “I wanna cast a spell!”
O'Connell: “Can I have a Mountain Dew?”
Thune: “YES! You can have a Mountain Dew, just go get it!”
Dree: “I can cast any of these, right? On the list?”
Thune: “Yes, any of the first level ones.”
O'Connell: “I’m gonna get a soda, anyone want one? Hey Kraegs, I’m not in the room, right?”
Thune: “What room??”
Dree: “I wanna cast ‘magic missile…’”
O'Connell: “The room where he’s casting all these spells from.”
Thune: “He hasn't cast anything yet!”
Dree: “I am though, if you’d listen. I’m casting ‘magic missile!’”
Thune: “Why are you casting ‘magic missile’? There’s nothing to attack here.”
Dree: “I… I’m attacking The Darkness!!”
(all laugh)
Thune: “Fine! Fine! You attack ‘The Darkness’. There’s an elf in front of you.”
Dree: “Woah!”
Grafton: “That’s me, right?”
Thune: “He’s wearing a brown tunic and he has grey hair and blue eyes.”
Grafton: “No I don’t, I have grey eyes.”
Thune: “Let me see that sheet.”
Grafton: “Well, it says I have blue but I decided I wanted grey eyes!”
Thune: “Whatever! Okay, you guys can talk to each other now if you want.”
(silence)
Dree: “Hello.”
Grafton: “Hello.”
Dree: “I am Galstaff, Sorceror of Light.”
Grafton: “Then how come you had to cast ‘magic missile’?”
(laughs)
Thune: “You guys are being attacked.”
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**A bit of fun from the shadovar war.
Arabel's rainbow army!
(sadly it crashed before we really got things rolling and the rainbow army was no more)Eventually we got back set up. After being pushed back time and again, it's time for our last stand!
When in a war with an army that much stronger than us, being controlled by the DMs…. DONT ATTACK THE DMS!
Or this might happen…
Unfortunately every pic I took after this one got corrupted. Had a great one of Gage stuck behind about fifty Shadovar while everyone on the line was screaming and cursing to get to him. Go go lagjump!**
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**Im back! More fun stuff going on. Keep it up Arabel! Keep me laughing.
Its fun to take things out of context.
Chester chester chester…. AT least he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to say it.
With occasio wood being put in and all the crafting… You all knew these jokes were coming.
Do NOT get lost in an orc camp…
And finally… You all know it is true. You were all thinking it. Gage just has the balls to say it.
Stay classy, Arabel.**
