Things you'd never hear CoA Characters say.
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Katherine Stoneriver: I'm Sober
Thomas Wright: I'm Broke
Novo: I'm a gnome. -
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Fignar: What I think we should do, is talk to the giants, try and make a deal, put your weapons away everyone, I'll offer them a cookie and we'll go from there yeah?
Are you sure?
facepalms on behalf of dwarves everywhere
I was unaware that Dwarven Paladins had to slay without thinking just any Giant that seems peaceful and/or good, especially when we're stripped of our detect evil…
facepalm
Dwarven paladins should probably be suspicious of any giant that seems peaceful and/or good and then go about trying to discern the truth rapidly, especially when stripped of the crutch of detect evil.
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Next person to facepalm gets hit with a rock
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Amber Steel: PRAISE BANE!
Scott Keellip: This is Suna, we're having a divorce.
Alex Keellip: Slaadi are our friends.
Scott Keellip: I wet myself.
Clar Banda: Time to save Eastway. -^.^-
Amber Steel: Nice ass.
Wait a minute…
Caek: Facepalms
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Damien Locke: Oh. My brother is dead. Maybe I could animate him.
Taj'miri Alar: Elisae? You can have her, I do not mind.
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The Patrick Stewart facepalm is my favorite.
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Old V3 character I forgot the name of: "It is my understanding that the guards are intelligent and just people."
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Lucius Moore- let's be rational and think about this before we kill everyone.
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Lucius Moore - "I actually love Johnny Depp more than Orlando Bloom."
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Jahlyssa: "Vrack, I've never said this before, but… I simply can no longer resist your rough charm. Kiss me. Kiss me now!"
Vrack Haker: "Try and bash the door down? What are you, some kind of brute idiot?"
Rumble: "Leave the singin' for the too talls!"
Nathaniel Reyn: "Did you see that Sharess lass over there? Gave me a tremendous boner, she did."
Camille: "A limp? What? This is my pimp walk, fool!"
Dani Addams: "I ~guess~ I can try eating my foe's heart at least this once, just to make you happy, Vrack."
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Pitch in, people! You know you want to…
