South-East Arabel Belongs to Ebonhawk
Empowered as I have been as representative of Selisa Ebonhawk, I claim the South-East District as her property.
I invite any who wish to stand against this claim to present themselves to me so that I might de-bone them and make their skeletons dance for my amusement, or be turned into statues. Or perhaps I'll just kill you normally.
I will perform an armed take over soon enough, and I will make it public, so that those who stand against this claim can die for my entertainment.
Additionally, those who want to aid me can write to me. I can do it without you, but why not earn some gold and the good will of Ebonhawk?
Please, sign below if you wish to confront me, so I know how many spells to prepare for killing you.
Don't disappoint me!
I will march upon South-East Arabel at the end of this tenday.
Prepare yourselves, those stupid enough to combat the will of Selisa Ebonhawk empowered by my arcane might.
I look forward to crushing the quaint resistance of those who would stand against the Lord Warden's wife and my most extravagant employer.
No one has written upon my bulletin stating their desire to combat me! If you show up to stop me without having made a reservation, I'll just kill you for being so rude.
No mercy to the rude.
I look forward to seeing you again Percieln. Hopefully, you've learned something to impress me because your previous cantrips were just dull.
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//Sorry that's 6 AM my time. I don't do 6 AM on Saturday and its 5AM for Vincent Prize... bad time for us yanks on the west coast.
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Nature will stand against you.
[Any of these posters in the SouthEast district are horribly vandalized]
"Go home corpse humper!"
"No Tyranny here!"
"District of the FREE!"
"Down with Ebonhawk!"
"Hells take the militia!"
"Ted was here"
"Thamuz is my boy"