[Letter to the militia]



  • [This letter arrives on old paper, the ink used smells like it might very well be pus, vomit, poop, or a mix of all three]

    Hee Hee, Hue Hue,

    I hearzie you guys always gettin yer asses stompedzied by the gangzies. I can getchu the good equipment an potionzies. Send word to the sewers if ya wanna buyzies.

    -Snotwitz


  • Angels of Glory

    Snotwitz,

    We should meet and discuss prices. Come to the tower and ring the bell.

    Private Roarke



  • [This letter arrives on old paper, the ink used smells like it might very well be pus, vomit, poop, or a mix of all three]

    I just gotzie a stock of the real goodzie big potions in. I will letzie you try an sample one and then we can talkzie prices.

    -Snotwitz