[Deep in the sewers, written in pus and vomit]



  • Snotwitz's Emporium is opening up. Wes has the bestzy of the treatzy's, big and powerful and cheap! You wan' be big adventurer that smashzies your foezies? Then buy at snotwitz!



  • NOW IN STOCKZIE!:

    Big healer potions, for big adventurezie : ((Potion of heal)). :: Only cost one bag of vomit or boogerzies, and drink a boogersnot friend potion! or 1 half barrel of vomit or boogerzie.

    Boogersnot friend potion! : You drinkzie these and now you are friendzie and family, we protect you in sewers from the baddies like were-ratzies!