[Deep in the sewers, written in pus and vomit]

  • Snotwitz's Emporium is opening up. Wes has the bestzy of the treatzy's, big and powerful and cheap! You wan' be big adventurer that smashzies your foezies? Then buy at snotwitz!


    Big healer potions, for big adventurezie : ((Potion of heal)). :: Only cost one bag of vomit or boogerzies, and drink a boogersnot friend potion! or 1 half barrel of vomit or boogerzie.

    Boogersnot friend potion! : You drinkzie these and now you are friendzie and family, we protect you in sewers from the baddies like were-ratzies!