Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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{EDIT: Renamed for better purposes. This Topic is Necromanced for the use of IRC posting. If you have a quote you think represents some of the zany things that are discussed, post away.}
I was bored, these were funny, here's what Jestyr sees on IRC:
Well, can I be your human pet?
<oliver|ig>hmm, maybe.
<oliver|ig>we'll have to work it out IG
Ok. Dont notice I'm a necromancer.</oliver|ig></oliver|ig>And what's with all this anal sex!? GROSS! THAT IS WHERE POO POO FALLS OUT! HELLO!?
These are just a few things. I may add more should they appeal. I suppose you can post your favorite IRC exchanges too.
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@IRC:
- Conan is a horrible horrible metagamer!!!!
Doh.
*** Conan is now known as MetagamingHobo
hobo's live on trains
and benches
much like Metagamers
and in boxes
if they can afford them
or steal them
like shopping carts
from other hobos?
fun for racing too
no no..
from grocery stores
Oh
you respect the other hobos
honor among thieves
well, I'd steal from the other hobo's
so I wouldn't be a hobo too long
yeah..you'd be dead
cause they'd shank you while you slept
one of my more favorite "Exchanges" in IRC, it's from the day I finally fixed my computer enough to be able to sign onto IRC, but before I found my HotU CD-Key.
- Conan is a horrible horrible metagamer!!!!
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~Warning: Strong language used in this segment. Small children please turn away!~
This segment took place last night. I took the liberty of cutting out all the conversation that was off topic, and bringing you this wonderful masterpiece I like to call:
The Non-Virgin Moloch
<mol_elsewhere>I think parts of me may still be virginal.
your shin?
your elbow?
<mol_elsewhere>Like my left ear lobe, I'm sure that hasn't ever penetrated anything.
<mol_elsewhere>Shin no, elbow no.
just your left lobe?
poor right lobe..
<mol_elsewhere>That's probably it, just the ear lobe.
i bet it feels so abused
what about your eye lid?
<mol_elsewhere>Nah, my eyes have seen some awful shit.
if you still define it as awful, you've not seen enough.
lmao
Mol ..
are you trying to tell me you don't have a virgin ass?
LOL
Do you really want to know Combs?
everything once, Combs
at least once
sorry.. but butt sex just isn't that great
<mol_elsewhere>Hell Combs, until you've had a chick stimulate your prostate-don't knock nothing.
at least I won't have a dick stimulateing my asstrate :P</mol_elsewhere></mol_elsewhere></mol_elsewhere></mol_elsewhere></mol_elsewhere></mol_elsewhere> -
@John:
The Non-Virgin Moloch
This thread delivers
but moloch speaks the truth. Only men of exquisite passion know the truth.
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Azzmodan to the rescue.
[15:53] The [HoD] corpse room is packed! Takes me nearly 10 seconds for pathfinding to kick in if I don't use WADS.
[16:07] Get a trashcan -
I dug this from the grave for people to post their favorite exchanges found on IRC. We all know some wacky things happen there, so post away…
Here we find Arabel's Newest DM flexing his new found powers:
<blah^3|hw>You metagam0rz Nub! How could you have seen her face with the helmet on!!!
<div|plotting>I right click you
<blah^3|hw>>:D
<blah^3|hw>…
<div|plotting>Then click on examine
<div|plotting>Then character sheet
<blah^3|hw>...
<div|plotting>Then it shows me all your stats- Jestyr mutters something about damn Metagaming DMs
<div|plotting>skills
<blah^3|hw>I feel violated -_-
<div|plotting>feats
<div|plotting>weapons
<div|plotting>items
<div|plotting>potions
<div|plotting>What color panties she wears - blah^3|HW likes it when Div is examining him
XD
<blah^3|hw>>:D</blah^3|hw></div|plotting></div|plotting></div|plotting></div|plotting></div|plotting></blah^3|hw></div|plotting></div|plotting></blah^3|hw></div|plotting></div|plotting></blah^3|hw></blah^3|hw></div|plotting></blah^3|hw>
How can I take advantage of you if you won't let me?!
<div|plotting>PM blah
<div|plotting>whenever you get it
<div|plotting>You don't take advantage of me >:)
<div|plotting>I take advantage of you!
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Yes sir...- Jestyr bends over</div|plotting></div|plotting></div|plotting></div|plotting>
- Jestyr mutters something about damn Metagaming DMs
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Pooka and Mornington set off to prove they're two different people …
Need to play with you more anyway, cuz like, I'm supposed to be you and all
That was really -so- funny … for a solid week or so, everyone assumed I was you in disguise
<wolf_mack>I didn't.
Thanks to Cross =]
Yeah, Cross started that mess. Lucky jumped in on it too.- Wolf_Mack is now known as Wolf_Pack
Dammit, there are differences!
Well, yes, I have much larger breasts
Two higher up, one lower down - Mornington snickers
Even the same jokes
SEE?? - RealityDevoid slaps Wolf_Pack around a bit with a large dead Musachi!
- RealityDevoid sends Pooka into a howling fit with a missing Howland!
- Mornington just laughs
No, yer supposed to smack me with a nice living tasty Musachi, you heathen
Was it that type of thing?
Yeah, that helped a lot
Hahah ... so not my fault.
I can't help it if the other version of me there is curvier
Curves, check. Definitely got some landscaping issues.
Mm. Nooks and corners.
Round where it counts and such. - Wolf_Pack goes Howland hunting with a scythe
But don't try to count where it's round
Well, only if you're on a mission of exploration. - Dreek sneaks around
- Black_Rose puts bells on Wolf_Pack
<wolf_pack>Mission of exploration.. man, that is a really sucky pick up line, it never works.
<wolf_pack>Ehm, so I've been told.
And ALWAYS check before going beyond what you thought was the final frontier
Oh, absolutely. You never know when you reach a point of no return - PepeLePew is taking notes.
The problem is one of endurance and supplies. Conserving the latter so you can reach your goal
A proper diet always helps ... stop for a snack, stay a while.
But it's important not to fill your stomach. It just leads to cramps and slows you up
Everything in moderation. Unless it's really, really good.
And then screw moderation, anything goes. OFten repeatedly
... at least twice. More if endurance allows.
Stamina is key. - Black_Rose checks the innuendo detector
Conserve your breath. Share oxygen if need be. Communication is key in any difficult endevour
And toss aside the map, don't be afraid to set out in new directions, and always trust your guide.
Don't be afraid to retrace old, familiar steps. However, if a new path looks exciting, always take a chance
Work up to the big leaps, don't cross a great chasm on the opening try without some stretching beforehand.
Laying the groundwork is important. Assess the terrain, make a few tentative explorations and fall back before going for the best route
Rawr
Hahaha
Additonal tools for the job can be handy, but aren't necessary to ensure your exploration is enjoyable for everyone.
lol Mornington thats hilarious
And always remember your safety equipment.</wolf_pack></wolf_pack></wolf_mack>
- Wolf_Mack is now known as Wolf_Pack
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I really never see anything funny on IRC. Well, okay, I saw, live and in person, the Virginal Moloch discussion. It was enlightening.
Otherwise, IRC is pretty serious stuff.
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Combs… for the Moloch discussion... you win an Internet.
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Thank you, thank you. bows
[Tickles his own asstrate.]
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Hey HEY! The Virginal Moloch discussion seems an aweful lot like the one in my quote! Which is either sparked it all or is derived from it, either way I had a lot of fun during that conversation.
:twisted:edit: psellgn nad garmmar
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They were entirely seperate, one was Moloch talking about how he's had a lot of sex, in very exotic locations, the other was referring to vimes as a venerial disease.
For those playing the home game, here's the log:
@IRC:
[17:09] * vimes|OldSpiced starts to sacrifice virginal maidens to the dm's
[17:09] runs from vime
[17:09] Fuckin' hell Yurihorie you still goin on with shit
[17:09] * Wyvern sacrifices a virginal vimes to RS7
[17:09] I don't want virginal vimes, thanks
[17:09] <vimes|oldspiced>heh you just pissed off our gods wyvern
[17:09] that sounds like an STD
[17:09] Hehe
[17:09] * Wyvern tosses a dead vimes over the cliff
[17:09] *** Signoff: Nickoteen (Exit: )
[17:09] lol
[17:09] Eugh
[17:09] hehe
[17:10] ewww i have VV
[17:10] <vimes|oldspiced>i already killed you wyvern
[17:10] <vimes|oldspiced>you can't kill me back
[17:10] "What the hell is that?!?!?" "Oh.. that's just some Virginal Vimes… but I'm taking medication!"</vimes|oldspiced></vimes|oldspiced></vimes|oldspiced> -
Ky'ran: "FOR TROM!" Decapitates child
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We had a great discussion about Evil McGee and what he would be like in game, I got the ball rolling and everyone jumped aboard:
@mIRC:
[20:25] Make Evil McGee an old guy and go around like "Back in my day we didn't have enchanted daggers, we had to use a piece of wood to stab people in the back"
[20:27] IN MY DAY WE DIDN"T HAVE FIREBALL ALLL WE HAD WAS TWO STICKS AND YOU HAD TOO START HIM ON FIRE
[20:27] "We didn't have those fancy Phantasmal Killers in those days, oh no. We had to sneak up behind them and yell 'boo!'"
[20:28] "There was no such thing as the weave! We had to use a lantern! a lantern and colored tissue paper! and then smack em with a rock!"
[20:29] "We didn't even have summoning circles, we had to use summoning squares, of course back then we called it "jigging" and demons were called "Jimmy" so we'd be "jigging for jimmies"
[20:30] "We'd say 'There's old bob, jigging for jimmies again"
I laughed for a good couple of minutes out loud at Gturtle's
-Moosh
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Where "Evil Mcgee" came from
[19:22:58] [Dond|IG] Guess what my new evil char is called?
[19:23:02] [Dond|IG] Drask BloodVein
[19:23:04] [RWG] "Evil Mcgee?"
[19:23:12] [RWG] no one ever picks Evil McgeeA bit more of "Evil Mcgee" quotes:
[19:25:43] [RWG] "WE HAD TO WALK UP HILL BOTH WAYS FOR 90 MILES TO PRAY TO BALE!"
[19:27:00] [Yurihorie] IN MY DAY WE DIDN"T HAVE FIREBALL ALLL WE HAD WAS TWO STICKS AND YOU HAD TOO START HIM ON FIRE
[19:27:07] [RWG] XD
[19:27:13] • Nick: (RWG) is now known as (EvilMcgee)[19:27:36] [Sabaron] "We didn't have those fancy Phantasmal Killers in those days, oh no. We had to sneak up behind them and yell 'boo!'"
[19:28:27] [Yurihorie] we didn't have magic missle we had too toss pebbles
[19:28:39] [@Mol_Dinner] Pebbles at the darkness cause we didn't have light back then.
Of course, later we got a bit off track, but still funny
[19:31:20] [EvilMcgee] "There was no such thing as PH@T L3WT! Of course this was back in the days of morse code, so it was called - . – .. -.-!"
[19:31:50] [EvilMcgee] "Hey, Dms! Gimme - . – .. -.-!"
[19:32:04] [Motoko] "Hah! You know what l33t 5p34k was? This! 1010011101010111010101001111101011101010101"
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I need a fancy short letter name too. There's OO, FDM, OMG, GT…
JY, I hear that FDM is out, OO is on a plane, OMG is working two jobs, GT has no life and just hangs in here, and CC hates IRC and is sleeping right now anyway.
Thanks MMJust some random spastic talking in the Thayan room. MM as witty as always, =D.
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Re-Necromanced because people do not believe in the 'Search' button.
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Went something like this..
Whats the spell checker button in word?
Alt F4
Dond exits IRC
rofl
Dond joins IRC
Dude, that isn't funny. -
<dond|workingonnewbio>What is spell check for Microsoft Word?
<dond|workingonnewbio>What is the key?
FOIG
just click it..?
alt f4
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*** Dond|WorkingOnNewBio has quit (Exit: Leaving)
Whats funny?
<dond|workingonnewbio>What is the key?
FOIG
just click it..?
alt f4
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* Dond|WorkingOnNewBio has quit IRC (Exit: Leaving)
That is funny.
(blah blah blah blah, then…)
*** Dond has joined #coa
Alt f4 was not it</dond|workingonnewbio></dond|workingonnewbio></dond|workingonnewbio> -
Dond has been the butt of Alt-F4 Jokes for forever…