The Axe of Gond



  • There are many candies one can partake upon within the streets of oldtown. I do hope you were refering to the sugary delights that younglings do so happen to love to consume and partake upon! If this is the case do continue to devour sweets to your hearts content.

    However if you do of course refer to Bloodstones, pike off outta Oldtown. long past the day has tolerating THIS FOUL ABUSE TO GEMS has gone unpunished. No longer shall dirty and foul souls taint the glorious sparkles!

    Heed the warning else you'll be buried with those stones in your eyes, and the great crawler shall slowly naw you to bits, peices and ribbons!

    New Administration of Oldtown.
    Future Mayor of Oldtown
    Boris Bumbletongue