Great Hunt for the Pink Unicorn!
Jas last edited by Jas
The Pink Unicorn, a rare variant of the black unicorn spoken of only in drunken stories, lurks somewhere in the Redwood or the Helmlands or nearby.
20,000 coins for anyone who brings me proof that he has tamed or slain the Pink Unicorn so its horn can be used for its fabulous male potency and hair growth properties!
With Myron O'Connor, no man shall ever be limp or bald ever again!
-- A Message From Jack, from the Myron For Chancellor Campaign Offices