Myron For Chancellor -- Public Board
As campaign manager, it is my distinct honor to engage with you in direct communication.
Please use this space to address any and all questions you may have for Candidate Myron to his Press Office. All questions will be answered! Myron is a man of the people, unlike a certain noble whose name rhymes with "Lies"!
- "Honest" Jack Masterson, 100% Human Campaign Manager
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How many houses does it take to stack up to the MIGHTY DRAGON that Myron slew last week?
The foreign princess that Myron rescued two years ago. What land is she now queen of?
What time did the King want to meet with Myron regarding his HERO MEDAL?
@khamal said in Myron For Chancellor -- Public Board:
- How many houses does it take to stack up to the MIGHTY DRAGON that Myron slew last week?
Ten houses, but the houses were designed by near-sighted gnomes that were drawing up houses for a family of Stone Giants that all suffered from abnormal growth syndrome.
- The foreign princess that Myron rescued two years ago. What land is she now queen of?
She is queen of not just one, but many lands, having, inspired by Myron, turned into a brave warrior-amazon and rescuing foul nations, liberating the people, following Myron's good moral character. The countries sadly use a different writing system so their names cannot be reproduced in our alphabet!
- What time did the King want to meet with Myron regarding his HERO MEDAL?
Myron had to decline the meeting as he was running out of space in his home for more medals. Once space has been freed up, the meeting will commence!
C2THEB, The Daily People
You claim Myron O'Connor is a man of the people. Yet he emerged as one of the first candidates. Where did Myron O'Connor, a man lives in an abandoned attic, find the 5,000 gold to run for Chancellor?
First, while the place does indeed appear to the untrained eye as an abandoned attic it is in fact a portal to a grand pocket plane as befits a hero of such stature. I am not paid to say this, you have my word on this. 100% Honest.
As for the gold, Myron is a famed hero and his exploits are well-known among the adventuring populace and the War Wizards themselves. For a famed dragon-slayer like him, 5000 gold are a drop in the bucket. For instance, did Myron himself not recently hold a contest in the fair Spire, improving the local economy, awarding prizes and boosting tourism?
Myron O'Connor stands for a healthier, sexier Arabel, with more pink chainmail bikinis and less drab robe and pot helmet combos!