Don't trust Finn

  • [posted in the recesses of Old Town]

    Finn is actually three imps disguised as a halfling!

  • No, he's an overgrown badger that was fed too much lemure nut mashed tatters!

    I beg to differ, he's a the spawn of the firstborn son of the Queen of Fire and Ice with a donkey!

    Well allow me to disagree, he's a flesh warforged designed from the remains of Hardcastle!

    He's a militia banite infernalist son of a harlot worst than Gale Moontea Assface Guard!